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    Default You know you've been playing Neocron too much when...

    ...someone rings the doorbell to your house and you check your local list in game to see whom it might be.

    Happened just now, I've been playing too much clearly

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    ...when your girlfriend, fiancée, wife keeps breaking your balls for being on 'that game' too much and reciting the words "you'd rather be on there than spend time with me!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ascension View Post
    ...when your girlfriend, fiancée, wife keeps breaking your balls for being on 'that game' too much and reciting the words "you'd rather be on there than spend time with me!"
    It's even worse when your response to her is 'I'm working on something I need to get done. I'll be down once I've fixed this bit'.

    It might look like a gameworld editor to me but to her it just looks like I'm playing more Neocron
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    When you get arrested for poking people with a needle and demanding money for it
    When you enter a hospital and ask around for a conster for your TL 80 Weapon @ Medicare
    When you hit a cop with your fists and wait to level CON

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ascension View Post
    ...when your girlfriend, fiancée, wife keeps breaking your balls for being on 'that game' too much and reciting the words "you'd rather be on there than spend time with me!"
    It's not only wives! :P
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    I tried to be all encompassing, read again

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    You weren't all gender encompassing ;P Which is my point sorry!
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    When you're in tescos and you park your trolley over the last case of beers so noone else can loot it! Then you say haha noobs as you pick it up and drive away, with your girlfriend wondering what the hell just happened.
    "dulce et decorum est pro patria mori"

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    It started years ago; internally referring to myself as DJ and not Dan.....

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    I stopped visiting my normal porn sites.... and just sit in pepper park 2 staring at the fat dancing hooker.
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    When someone pisses you off so much that you just pull your Cursed Soul and start shooting. After that you realize there are no cool weapons in real life and you don't remember how to solve your problems without plasma.

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    When you pull out your bones because you want new ones...
    I’m going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.

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    I love these threads. seen some good ones over the years. i wonder if i can dig one up and copy and paste some of the shit over to this one.
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    The one that i still do all the time is when my phone is low on battery, I see the battery icon really low and i think to myself "I need to heal my phone".

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