*camera pans around a snowy log cabbin in the moddle of the forest*
*St Nick*-Rises up from a long slumber, pulls up his knee highs,then the suspenders right over his sholder. His chest still bare, wild white hairs a curling everywhere. He stumbles twrds the front door of his cabbin. Grabbing his bong off the table on the way. He throws the open the door, the RUSH of fresh COLD air was a kick in the balls that day. but thats how st nick liked it.
As he stood in the doorway he ripped a massive hit from his bong, releasing it slowly through his nose into the cold morning air. Content with his life at that moment. he turns back inside and proceeds back to the bedroom, "Woah! What the fuck who are these girls, how the fuck did they get here?" yelps out st nick, as he catches 2 blond vixens passed out in his bed still in their birthday suits.
*St nick* strolls around his bed stroking his beard and observing the women trying to figure out what happened. he looks to his watch and see's it dec,26,2027 the day after christmas.. St nick ponders at what he had planned for christmas day. at that instant a loud noise came from behind st nick. he turned quickly to see the big tit'd one let out a massive fart and was groning in her sleep asummingly becasue it hurt. The room quickly became dank.... st nick proceeds back outside for fresh air.
*st nick* walks around his cabbin, notices that his hot tub is uncovered. he proceeds to invistagate. its filled with used condoms and what does NOT seem to be almond joy's. "What the fuck" mutters st nick. so confused he decides to ask the busty and booty inside.
*st nick* had not seen the girls before they were both laying face down ass up. assumingly their backsides hurt? as he walked up to booty he noticed she was pretty hot, Asertive of himself he rolls her over. next thing he knows she has a HUGE morning wood.. "AHHH" was muffled by st nicks hands as he backed away. he diddnt want to wake that, or even know how it got here..
*St nick* goes to busty, looks under the sheets makes sure their's no cock. busty is clean only a crack to spare. he rolls busty over and nearly pukes on her, a unibrow that stretched from sideburn to sideburn was visable. 3 buck teeth in the bottom of her mouth that protruded about 4 inches. Just then booty wakes up and sits up turning to look at st nick and busty. St nick freezes.
*busty*"hey nick you crazy fuck im glad im not one of your reindeer, i couldnt take another night of you rideing me." *ST nick* eyes went wide he gulped rembering the scat in the hottub..."huhh..uhhh....aaaa......" stutter st nick. booty replys "spechless Eh i know we rocked your world." Just then busty wakes up and grabs st nicks cock while he is talking with booty,
*ST nick* is startled and falls back on the floor. Busty and Booty both giggle. how.. how.. did... what...am...happened....huh....... stutters st nick. Busty stands up smooths out her catapiler eyebrows sits down between st nicks leggs and said, "i knew we shouldnt of let u sniff that elf, your too old to be dooing so much fary dust. You met us at the Ye old fuck taven, after a long night of delivering presents to children. we promised to put all your cares at ease and make u cum multuple times. booty replys in her deep voice" "wich i did a few times man my dick is sore"
*St nick* eyes grew wide. clentching his mussels. thoughts wer racing through his head. st nick feels something under his ass... apparently he knocked the gun off the table when he fell. he quickly pulls it out from under him and BLAM blew his own fooking head off.. brains and guts land all over busty.....
*CAmera pans out of cabbin and back into the snowy forest*
Sorry kids no christmas this year santa's dead...
He just couldnt handle the pressure of a good fuck...
Moral of story- Get fucked this X-mass whatever your fancy is.
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