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In response to ProtoPharm's shocking news yesterday, Warbot Cola Inc. have issued a statement regarding their now infamous product - Warbot Cola.

Originally Posted by Warbot Cola Inc. Press Release

Warbot Cola has been taken off the market with immediate effect. All batches manufactured two weeks prior to our recent marketing push are effected and have been recalled. We have launched a full investigation into our internal policy and manufacturing streams to identify how this situation came to be.

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Nach den von ProtoPharm gestern bekanntgegeben, schockierenden Erkenntnissen, sah Warbot Cola Inc. sich nun gezwungen, eine Stellungnahme zu ihrem in Verruf geratenen Produkt Warbot Cola abzugeben:

Originally Posted by Warbot Cola Inc. Pressemeldung

Das Produkt Warbot Cola wurde mit sofortiger Wirkung vom Markt genommen. Betroffen sind alle Chargen die bis zu 2 Wochen vor unserer Marketingkampagne produziert wurden, alle Lieferungen wurden zurückgerufen. Wir haben eine umfassende Untersuchung eingeleitet um lückenlos aufzuklären wie

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After a painstaking investigation against the clock to save the lives of the people of Neocron, ProtoPharm have discovered what they believe to be the cause of the illness sweeping the City. After pouring over the reports and lists of symptoms reported by citizens, it has been the initial deaths which have provided the key evidence required to bring this situation under control.

In a press release earlier today, ProtoPharm had this to say.

Originally Posted by ProtoPharm Press Office

After significant analysis

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Nach einer akribischen und zum Schutz der Bevölkerung Neocrons unter Hochdruck vorangetriebenen Untersuchung, hat ProtoPharm nun vermutlich die Ursache für die unsere Stadt heimsuchende Epidemie gefunden. Im Zuge einer Analyse der Krankheitsmeldungen und der auftretenden Symptome, stellte sich heraus, dass es die ersten Todesfälle waren, die wohl die wichtigsten Hinweise zur Eindämmung der Epidemie lieferten.

In einer heute von ProtoPharm veröffentlichten Pressemeldung heisst es dazu: ...

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After a slow few years in the Cola industry with no direct competition, sales at Warbot Cola Inc. had slowly fallen to the point of near collapse. Without any real innovation in their product line and a stagnant marketing campaign, a number of their customers had moved to other alternatives.

That was certainly the case a few weeks ago, now Warbot Cola has seen a bit of a revival. With a new marketing campaign and promotion girls giving out free samples to everyone who passes by, the ...

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