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    Epidemic of Unknown Illness Hits Neocron

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    , 07-06-12 at 20:36
    In the last week a major threat to the people of Neocron has raised its ugly head. While attacks on the City and key locations in the Wastelands have been on the up, this threat comes from a troubling location. An unknown source within the city.

    What the ProtoPharm scientists and Medicare doctors are calling an epidemic is becoming worse by the hour. Hundreds of citizens have contracted an unknown condition causing vomiting and mental instability; a breakout of such a scale has not ...
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    Epidemie einer unbekannten Krankheit überrollt Neocron

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    , 07-06-12 at 20:36
    In der letzten Woche wurde die Bevölkerung von Neocron von einer neuen Bedrohung heimgesucht. Während Angriffe auf die Stadt und wichtige Orte in den Wastelands bisher die eigentliche Bedrohung darstellten, so kommt diese neue Epidemie von einem besonders beunruhigenden Ort. Eine unbekannte Quelle innerhalb der Stadt.

    Was von den Protopharm Wissenschaftlern und den Medizinern des Medicare bereits als Epidemie bezeichnet wird, verschlimmert sich von Stunde zu Stunde. Hunderte von Einwohnern ...
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    Electric Vibes Handed Large Fine

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    , 18-05-12 at 11:37
    Where do you go to hang out with big-titted whores? For lots of us at the Neocronicle office, Electric vibes was our prime destination – a simple trip from Outzone Station and a large, cavernous nightclub with plenty of seating and lots of ladies, ready, willing and able to cater for our expensive, insatiable and various appetites.

    This may change, however, as news reaches us of Electric Vibes receiving a record fine of over 150,000 credits for – get this! – unhygienic business practises... ...
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    Riesige Geldstrafe über Electric Vibes Club verhängt

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    , 18-05-12 at 11:37
    Wohin gehst Du, wenn Du mit großbusigen Huren abhängen willst? Für die meisten Mitarbeiter unserer Redaktion ist dies der Electric Vibes club – ein kurzer Weg von der Outzone Station und schon ist man da, in einem riesigen, höhlenartigen Nachtclub mit mehreren Sitzen und noch mehr Damen, die Willens sind unsere teuren, unstillbaren und verschiedensten Gelüste zu bedienen.

    Das wird sich vielleicht ändern, als uns die Nachricht des Electric Vibes Club, über die Rekord Strafe von über ...

    Updated 19-07-12 at 14:09 by Trivaldi

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    110% Jump in Warbot Cola Sales

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    , 14-05-12 at 18:24
    After a slow few years in the Cola industry with no direct competition, sales at Warbot Cola Inc. had slowly fallen to the point of near collapse. Without any real innovation in their product line and a stagnant marketing campaign, a number of their customers had moved to other alternatives.

    That was certainly the case a few weeks ago, now Warbot Cola has seen a bit of a revival. With a new marketing campaign and promotion girls giving out free samples to everyone who passes by, the ...
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