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    Electric Vibes Handed Large Fine

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    , 18-05-12 at 11:37
    Where do you go to hang out with big-titted whores? For lots of us at the Neocronicle office, Electric vibes was our prime destination – a simple trip from Outzone Station and a large, cavernous nightclub with plenty of seating and lots of ladies, ready, willing and able to cater for our expensive, insatiable and various appetites.

    This may change, however, as news reaches us of Electric Vibes receiving a record fine of over 150,000 credits for – get this! – unhygienic business practises... ...
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    Riesige Geldstrafe über Electric Vibes Club verhängt

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    Neocronicle
    , 18-05-12 at 11:37
    Wohin gehst Du, wenn Du mit großbusigen Huren abhängen willst? Für die meisten Mitarbeiter unserer Redaktion ist dies der Electric Vibes club – ein kurzer Weg von der Outzone Station und schon ist man da, in einem riesigen, höhlenartigen Nachtclub mit mehreren Sitzen und noch mehr Damen, die Willens sind unsere teuren, unstillbaren und verschiedensten Gelüste zu bedienen.

    Das wird sich vielleicht ändern, als uns die Nachricht des Electric Vibes Club, über die Rekord Strafe von über ...

    Updated 19-07-12 at 14:09 by Trivaldi

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    110% Jump in Warbot Cola Sales

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    , 14-05-12 at 18:24
    After a slow few years in the Cola industry with no direct competition, sales at Warbot Cola Inc. had slowly fallen to the point of near collapse. Without any real innovation in their product line and a stagnant marketing campaign, a number of their customers had moved to other alternatives.

    That was certainly the case a few weeks ago, now Warbot Cola has seen a bit of a revival. With a new marketing campaign and promotion girls giving out free samples to everyone who passes by, the ...
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    Warbot Cola Verkäufe um 110% gestiegen

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    Neocronicle
    , 14-05-12 at 18:24
    Nach den Jahren, in denen die Cola Industrie keine direkte Konkurrenz hatte, sind die Verkaufszahlen von Warbot Cola Inc. langsam aber sich gen Null gesunken. Ohne eine wirkliche Innovation in ihrer Produktlinie und mit einer stagnierenden Werbekampagne, gingen die Kunden dazu über Alternativ Produkte zu konsumieren.

    Das war die Situation vor ein paar Wochen, nun scheint es das Warbot Cola wieder Fahrt aufnimmt. Mit der neuen Marketingkampagne und den Promotion Mädchen, die Gratisproben ...
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    Tangent Circus Continues

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    Neocronicle
    , 12-05-12 at 14:10
    This just gets better and better. While the runners of this city defend against monstrous threats in the wastes, Tangent seems paralysed to provide assistance through internal wrangling! This press release just in from everyone's favourite masseuse and 'therapist'-cum-Faction Assistant, Paco Katido.

    Friends,

    I would dearly like to thank you for the overwhelmingly positive feedback regarding my future plans for Tangent Technologies. While some of you have concerns regarding
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