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  1. Tangent Circus Continues

    This just gets better and better. While the runners of this city defend against monstrous threats in the wastes, Tangent seems paralysed to provide assistance through internal wrangling! This press release just in from everyone's favourite masseuse and 'therapist'-cum-Faction Assistant, Paco Katido.

    Friends,

    I would dearly like to thank you for the overwhelmingly positive feedback regarding my future plans for Tangent Technologies. While some of you have concerns regarding
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  2. Rogue CopBots interrupt A-List party at Electric Vibes

    A few nights ago there was a massive party down at Electric Vibes. Itís one of those parties that you just canít write about, as you just simply had to be there. I tell you, the atmosphere was buzzing. There was beer, there was dancing, and there a very special A-List of celebrities present. If you werenít there, then thatís too bad.

    That was until the Techhaven Sensors alerted runners to a new, massive, threat at Desert Racetrack. I expected everyone to ignore the warning and carry ...
  3. Fallen Angels React to Tangent Technologies Press Release.

    This press release is just in from the Fallen Angels.
    Fallen Angels,

    A few days ago, a new Faction Assistant was appointed to Tangent Technologies. My normal reaction to any new appointment at Tangent is to tell them to stay out of Techhaven.

    This time my reaction was different. I felt I had to drop into MediCare and get some drugs.

    So Felica Paco-Katido, Iíve got one question I want to ask you. Are you out of your mind?!
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  4. Warbot Cola Ė New Marketing Campaign

    Just in from Warbot Cola Inc.

    Quote Originally Posted by Warbot Cola Marketing
    Warbot cola, Neocronís No.1 selling cola is excited to launch itís brand new advertising campaign.

    Our new slogan is ďEach sip is like getting hit in the face with a Warbotís laser!Ē

    Remember, there is no other cola out there like it. Donít just ask for Warbot Cola from your barman, demand it!
    All the reporters here at the Neocronicle office love hearing any news from Warbot Colaís marketing department, especially ...
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  5. Techhaven Sensor Network Test Declared a Success

    This just in from Alex Conlaoch, the Fallen Angels Faction Assistant.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Conlaoch - Faction Assistant, Fallen Angels
    Last week, the Techhaven Sensor Network Project was tested successfully for the first time. Upon activation, it detected a threat that at Calida Village and it alert runners on the global channels.

    During the attack at Calida village, Fallen Angels scientists were able to fine tune the sensors to detect the hostile types at the village. It counted over 500 Spiderbots and Hoverbots attacking the village.
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