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  1. ProtoPharm Find Cause of Epidemic

    After a painstaking investigation against the clock to save the lives of the people of Neocron, ProtoPharm have discovered what they believe to be the cause of the illness sweeping the City. After pouring over the reports and lists of symptoms reported by citizens, it has been the initial deaths which have provided the key evidence required to bring this situation under control.

    In a press release earlier today, ProtoPharm had this to say.
    Quote Originally Posted by ProtoPharm Press Office
    After significant analysis
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  2. Epidemic Escalates - What is to Blame?

    The illness which has swept the City in the last few days has taken a significant turn for the worse. A number of bodies have been discovered in the streets of the Via Rosso and Plaza districts. We have even had reports of some people dying after rushing into the street screaming and clutching their heads before slumping to the ground. The latest from ProtoPharm is that they have still not identified the cause of the illness.

    While this is incredibly alarming news, it is important ...
  3. Epidemic of Unknown Illness Hits Neocron

    In the last week a major threat to the people of Neocron has raised its ugly head. While attacks on the City and key locations in the Wastelands have been on the up, this threat comes from a troubling location. An unknown source within the city.

    What the ProtoPharm scientists and Medicare doctors are calling an epidemic is becoming worse by the hour. Hundreds of citizens have contracted an unknown condition causing vomiting and mental instability; a breakout of such a scale has not ...
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  4. Electric Vibes Handed Large Fine

    Where do you go to hang out with big-titted whores? For lots of us at the Neocronicle office, Electric vibes was our prime destination a simple trip from Outzone Station and a large, cavernous nightclub with plenty of seating and lots of ladies, ready, willing and able to cater for our expensive, insatiable and various appetites.

    This may change, however, as news reaches us of Electric Vibes receiving a record fine of over 150,000 credits for get this! unhygienic business practises... ...
  5. 110% Jump in Warbot Cola Sales

    After a slow few years in the Cola industry with no direct competition, sales at Warbot Cola Inc. had slowly fallen to the point of near collapse. Without any real innovation in their product line and a stagnant marketing campaign, a number of their customers had moved to other alternatives.

    That was certainly the case a few weeks ago, now Warbot Cola has seen a bit of a revival. With a new marketing campaign and promotion girls giving out free samples to everyone who passes by, the ...
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