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Ok, so Kyle and I are chatting away on Yahoo (only coz Niddy wont let us chat here, grrrr) and we start talkin bout the ppl on the forum, and what sex they are. Naturally, Kyle says everyone is male, cept for that one person who he fancies :lol: :lol:
So, I proudly present, the 101st NC "What sex r j00" thread.
We all know Mods have no gender, so they need not apply :P
no surprise here...
male.
:p
kylevorgon: lol
kylevorgon: i'd get hit with teh hammar
lexxuk: you think sparrowtm is a chick?
kylevorgon: no
kylevorgon: he's a guy
lexxuk: but, its a geisha
kylevorgon: there gave you rep
kylevorgon: wtf is a geisha?
lexxuk: wtf is it with german men playin chicks?
lexxuk: jap prostitue
kylevorgon: oh
lexxuk: not if its a man!
kylevorgon: lol
kylevorgon: [you'll take anything
lexxuk: 15 points? 15 POINTS? omg, that so sux
kylevorgon: hush
lexxuk: how many u got?
kylevorgon: 18
kylevorgon: 3 good
kylevorgon: 1 bad
lexxuk: how bout, kenjuten?
kylevorgon: guy
You lie aswell!!!!! I just told the truth
Oh and guy.
I r teh male ;)
I wonder what people thought i was :eek:
~Tratos
omg, kyle so edited that yahoo chat text, it went like..
lexxuk: I'm so bored, I'm going to go give all my money to charity
kylevorgon: all the women are men
lexxuk: Pardon? Two seconds, just got to see the vicar out
kylevorgon: in Neocron all the women are men
lexxuk: That is so untrue. Hang on, just donating my kidneys
kylevorgon: post a thread
lexxuk: Tut, ok, let me just finish donating all my blood
see!! tahts what really happened *coffcofff*
Didn't know sparrow was male D:
I'm male myself, though many people wonder about me sometimes...15% of the time I fuck up when I try, but I usually do a okay job as acting in a female persona.
Shadow Dancer
12-04-04, 01:28
seckzi Male here.
metalangel
12-04-04, 02:02
MALE!
Grrr!
And there are women who play this game, definitely.
MALE!
Grrr!
And there are women who play this game, definitely.
lies!! all lies!! no women play computer games (ask kyle, he's asked everyone if they are female :D)
Lexx just admitted to me that he is really a female, [Edit] damn you lexx for taking down your pic!11!!!!!
(Yes, that is hosted on his website:O)
Shadow Dancer
12-04-04, 02:09
Damn lexx you're hot.
Want my 5 slot Holy lightning? XOXOXOXOXO
KYLE!! thats my ex, you are soooo off my xmas card list >.<
I can triple guarantee you that I'm 100% male, if not, you infidels will burn at the gates of B... er gates of a city which was taken year ago and you know I'm not supposed to talk about it o_O
blasphemy!! how is one supposed to do that when one is missing some lung :P :angel:
i r male... or mail man... or one of those.
Q`alooaith
12-04-04, 02:18
Lexx, you give up masturbating? That's the only way you can become your own ex :oYou don't have to be dating somone to have sex with em..
I mean, else how would hooker's do busness?
just saying.
oh yes the topic, I already told you I'm certain of it..
You don't have to be dating somone to have sex with em..
I mean, else how would hooker's do busness?
just saying.
I think kyle left the forum to ponder over that with a box of klenex :angel:
Really no real girls play.
Male
Even though I fancy playing a girl char the most.. (mainly cuz I donīt fancy looking at a male arse for 10+ hours a day)
Q`alooaith
12-04-04, 04:54
Really no real girls play.
http://forum.neocron.com/showthread.php?t=96476&page=1 (http://forum.neocron.com/showthread.php?t=96476&page=1)
Care to take the statment back....
Or you could ask about, you should be able to name one at the very least, with proof absolute (people have met her in person)..
Shadow Dancer
12-04-04, 04:55
Do you mean Danae?
MALE!
Grrr!
And there are women who play this game, definitely.
ya rage mage's wife nurse pokie
cybrid's gf cynical
Aunt jemima
There are REAL girls who play this game.
Some of them are.
Danae
Minxy
Shaaron
Lisa
Darknessfairy
Those are the ones I know. and I know there are many more.
Depends on which of my characters I'm playing . . .
Aziraphale
12-04-04, 10:33
Male.
But I play a female, due to an accident on the character creation screen =/
Ah well, people generally treat me nicer that way :p for RP reasons Althalus used to be a male, but there was some kind of mix up with a GenRep ;)
Really no real girls play.lol
I've been on teamspeak/ventrillo with some *damn* good female impersonaters then :D
One of many GIRLs who DO play this game.
Me and Trill are the ones in SXR...
Im nt sure is Astraea one of us too?
oh and Lexx, ur supposed to reply to PMS!!
astrea and [aladin] hmm think I miss one in FF bha ooh well canīt say anymore if Iīm wrong I gonna get my ass kicked :D :lol:
oh and Lexx, ur supposed to reply to PMS!!
Uuuuh why even bother about PMS its not our fault you got the P... :p ;)
kylevorgon: wtf is a geisha?
lexxuk: jap prostitue
a Geisha isnt a prostitute, in the traditional sense there concubines.
Male.
But I also like to play with female chars. Dunno why.
One of many GIRLs who DO play this game.
Me and Trill are the ones in SXR...
Im nt sure is Astraea one of us too?
oh and Lexx, ur supposed to reply to PMS!!
I did, its u that didnt reply to me :P
oh, male btw *coff*
Clownst0pper
12-04-04, 13:57
LOL opar, Male, and female on sundays. :rolleyes:
astrea and [aladin] hmm think I miss one in FF bha ooh well canīt say anymore if Iīm wrong I gonna get my ass kicked :D :lol:
Uuuuh why even bother about PMS its not our fault you got the P... :p ;)
HA HA HA to u. Ur not funny
Devils Grace
12-04-04, 14:43
Really no real girls play.
In Cartel there are 3 girls playing at the moment
Real Girls, not char girls
and yea Male
kylevorgon: wtf is a geisha?
lexxuk: jap prostitue
Actually it is an entertainer.. :)
Aziraphale
12-04-04, 14:48
Actually it is an entertainer.. :)
Yeps.
Male
There are at least a couple of girls in our clan on saturn
Devils Grace
12-04-04, 14:50
Actually it is an entertainer.. :)
Yep
She entertains the males in change for a amount of money
I mean they coock :p
Yep
She entertains the males in change for a amount of money
I mean they coock :pObviously you dont know anything about geisha so dont speak. :)
Devils Grace
12-04-04, 14:56
Obviously you know nothing so dont speak. :)
You problably right.
So:
Person X goes to a job interview
X: Hello im here for the interview.
Y: Ok answer some questions first please.
X: Sure
Y: Name ?
X: X
Y: Sex ?
X Every week if possible.
Y: I mean Male or Female
X : Doesn't matter
hmm
Male
and i thought a Geisha was like an assassin...not a ninja, but like...oh hell what do i know, im basing that knowledge on the original Total War game lol
Sorry, I can't find my magnifying glass.
And my bosom's bigger than my sister's.
So biscuit ... erm male. I think.
and i thought a Geisha was like an assassin...not a ninja, but like...oh hell what do i know, im basing that knowledge on the original Total War game lol
Game OWNS U, Rome total war next ^^.
but as far as my understanding of Geisha goes is ( in old japan) that they were trained in all the arts of love makeing which includes dance, music, massage etc etc.
Game OWNS U, Rome total war next ^^.
but as far as my understanding of Geisha goes is ( in old japan) that they were trained in all the arts of love makeing which includes dance, music, massage etc etc.
Yep!!
But now they are just entertainers to make there clients feel important. Atleast *most* geisha are. :)
im sure no one cares but im male
ent geisha girls the girls that lay down naked whilst men eat food off them?
Garg [RogueNET]
12-04-04, 17:41
Male =O
Male, as the name pretty much suggests.
Tinks however is a 17y/o female from sweden who loves the spanky lovin'. She lives in my house to play neocron. Honest ;)
Tinks? 17 y/o female? O_o she a geisha gurl :D :angel:
darknessfairy
12-04-04, 18:21
Yes i am female. I have proof. Ie about 20 people saw me :p and yes i am sexeh, i admit it myself
JackScratch
12-04-04, 18:22
33, Male, Texan, Married, 6'5", 250Lbs
Not that any of that had been a secret.
Im male, married too according to my work place :mad:
Yes i am female. I have proof. Ie about 20 people saw me :p and yes i am sexeh, i admit it myself
Lies!! women dont even know how to plug in a switch, let alone turn a computer on :p
/me runs from Danae :D :lol: :lol: :angel:
HEY that was rude! I cant be bothered to log into my own forum account, so this is from me (DF) Lexx u sux!
see, bob is fairy! its proof, he does all the work, women dont play :p
HatchetRyda
12-04-04, 19:05
I was running down the street with my step brother and we were healing when a Warbot hopped out of the woods and was like "Whats Up, j00 guys?"
I was like omfg j00 do0d, you scured me then I threw a cron beer at the Warbot and killed his nub arse, and then...
I am a male. :)
{MD}GeistDamnit
12-04-04, 19:18
I am a Tree.
I am a Tree.Yes, but a male tree or a female tree ? :D
Before anyone else asks ... Yes - there *are* sexually differentiated trees ;)
Are you a hot tree?
Hmmmmm holly trees are the sex.
{MD}GeistDamnit
12-04-04, 19:21
hmm, lemme measure my stump....brb.
uhh male :D
hmm, lemme measure my stump....brb.
uhh male :D
Can i have my magnifying glass back now please? 8|
{MD}GeistDamnit
12-04-04, 19:26
Can i have my magnifying glass back now please? 8|
ouch that would hurt if I actually used the stump and cared about it's size :p
ouch that would hurt if I actually used the stump and cared about it's size :p
I know that feeling well :(
Q`alooaith
12-04-04, 19:29
More than one person.
So mixxed maybe?
darknessfairy
12-04-04, 19:48
Yeah really i am female. And bob is male. I saw his manhood today :) so i can vouch for him
Yeah really i am female. And bob is male. I saw his manhood today :) so i can vouch for him
Thank you for sharing.. is it true they call him spongebob coz of the need for viagra? :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :angel:
darknessfairy
12-04-04, 20:11
Well judging by last night and this mornings performances in bed, i really dont think so. He just likes the cartoon
Aziraphale
12-04-04, 20:12
Thank you for sharing.. is it true they call him spongebob coz of the need for viagra? :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :angel:
Rofl :lol:
darknessfairy
12-04-04, 20:17
don't laugh, he's concious enough about his willy as it is.
yikes peeps talking bout meh bits.... runs from thread never to return... (well maybe later)
darknessfairy
12-04-04, 20:20
yikes peeps talking bout meh bits.... runs from thread never to return... (well maybe later)
lol i like your bits :D very satisfying if you get my drift... ^^
lol i like your bits :D very satisfying if you get my drift... ^^lol
Get a room, you two.
Oh ... wait ...
:D
lol i like your bits :D very satisfying if you get my drift... ^^
For the first time in god knows how long, I'm speechless :confused:
darknessfairy
12-04-04, 20:24
For the first time in god knows how long, I'm speechless :confused:
Well i must say i am to blame for that, so erm sorry Lexx. Lmao, i cant stop giggling to myself. All i can say is i dont get to see my baby boy as much as i want to therefore i utilise the time i have wisely
Ur forgiven, still dont believe girls play puter games though :p
darknessfairy
12-04-04, 20:26
I do, honestly. This is the only one that i can play mind, cos im poop at any others. But i like to think im pretty alright on this one.
ahh well, ur on Uranus so I cant come show you how bad you are :p
Pluto > Uranus hehehe
darknessfairy
12-04-04, 20:35
ahh well, ur on Uranus so I cant come show you how bad you are :p
Pluto > Uranus hehehe
pluto is NOT greater than uranus... compare our server counts any time of the day!
Anyways this is not about it. Its about seeing if there a re any females out there. and yes i am one. end of. Heh
Male
Even though I fancy playing a girl char the most.. (mainly cuz I donīt fancy looking at a male arse for 10+ hours a day)
Best excuse for playing a female character ever. I'm gonna use this one against my friends all the time :D.
pluto is NOT greater than uranus... compare our server counts any time of the day!
Anyways this is not about it. Its about seeing if there a re any females out there. and yes i am one. end of. Heh
we've already proved that girls do not play computer games, ergo, you cant be a girl :o
darknessfairy
12-04-04, 22:20
we've already proved that girls do not play computer games, ergo, you cant be a girl :o
gah lexxy i dont like you very much. i am a girl. a very nice girl. come and meet me if you must.... RAWR!
DF (http://forum.neocron.com/showthread.php?t=85716&page=8&pp=30) is a girl.
I am a guy.
Yujo are japanese prostitutes, geisha sing and dance.
don't laugh, he's concious enough about his willy as it is.
hah
don't think he'd like you blerting that out hehe
<--- Male btw..
RuriHoshino
12-04-04, 23:27
You can add me to the female population of NC. :D
( btw hi Egeon , jernau , Memphis , Scikar and Scream ;) )
You can add me to the female population of NC. :D
( btw hi Egeon , jernau , Memphis , Scikar and Scream ;) )
hmm
Lou?
DF (http://forum.neocron.com/showthread.php?t=85716&page=8&pp=30) is a girl.
I am a guy.
Yujo are japanese prostitutes, geisha sing and dance.
Oh great, you've killed the whole thread now by answering every single question ever asked in this thread :p
And of course we know your a guy, your MJS, remember?
gah lexxy i dont like you very much.
I'm going to be nice to you.
Im going to lend you this:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/daniel_rogers1/NewSpell.jpg
Dribble Joy
12-04-04, 23:54
I am a male technically.
Whether I am a man or not is another matter.
I am a female!! http://www.kaomoji.net/kaoanidata/kaoani16.gif
lol i like your bits :D very satisfying if you get my drift... ^^
that is more than i wanted to know :confused: :o
You can add me to the female population of NC. :D
( btw hi Egeon , jernau , Memphis , Scikar and Scream ;) )
Ermm... hi! Do I know you? :wtf:
EDIT: Wahey, 5,000th spam!
Male ;)
[edit]
EDIT: Wahey, 5,000th spam!
how true ;) :lol:
Male. Anyone who attempts to say otherwise will be promptly shot. :p
--Stryfe
gah lexxy i dont like you very much. i am a girl. a very nice girl. come and meet me if you must.... RAWR!
aww, i go to sleep for a few hours and miss all the fun :(
But, if you read http://forum.neocron.com/showthread.php?t=96548 you'll see why I cant go running round meeting strange men :p :lol: :lol: :lol:
@ jernau - merci :D (J00 photoshop haxoror :p)
and @ Omnituens - I got the anti anti lexxuk sanctum dote now :D
JackScratch
13-04-04, 02:48
don't laugh, he's concious enough about his willy as it is.
Who is he trying to please. I know Im great in bed cause I get off every time. No one does it like I do, but the wife comes in a close second. The old size fear, like he enters it in competitions? If it's good whith you what the hell is he worried about.
"Sex is like a chinese dinner, it aint over till you both get your cookie"
Alec Baldwin
I thought geisha were those face painted chicks.
I thought geisha were those face painted chicks.
They are...
itīs part of the makeup "to make them look prettier".
However I had it mistaken..
Always thought a girl became a Geisha, when she was to be married... and not before..
Had never ever given it a thought to be an entertainer.
male. rawr.
those who ever heard me on ventrillo know that for sure. o_O
fucking male... what else?
Watch Lexxuk try to deny that one. D:
And if that fails, Danae?
I'm going to be nice to you.
Im going to lend you this:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/daniel_rogers1/NewSpell.jpg
bahahahahahahaha that's great!!!! lol
Nightbrother
13-04-04, 08:51
33, Male, Texan, Married, 6'5", 250Lbs
Not that any of that had been a secret.
I'll refer to you as wee-man from now on, in regards to both height and weight. Heh. ;)
Me:
Male, 28, Denmark, engaged (mentally anyway), 7'3''.
WithSlitWrists
13-04-04, 09:31
male here.
All chars in both accounts are male, except for one because my GF wanted me to have one char that was female.... :angel:
Male
Except for one char (the constructor, cuz i started her out begging for shit in plaza, which actually works :-)
I have a second account with a female apu cuz my gf wanted to try nc, and she said she likes tetris better lol.
And i'm sure there are female players. Most of them however don't want it known cuz of all the crap they get grom us guys.
Lots of us idiots just wanna either gank em or hit on them.
In real life Me and all my characters are female. I play on both saturn and pluto I am married to serpine. I love this game. of course women can use electronics. (we cook don't we!) before i got married i worked for Earthlink. That will get one VERY familure with computers.
If neocron had more feminine looking females it might attract more rl girls. I know im more into constructing than pvp but a lot of rl girls are right out there with the men.
ahh well, ur on Uranus so I cant come show you how bad you are :p
Pluto > Uranus hehehe
Delete your Uranus characters Lexx?
Not playing NC > Uranus tbh
I'll refer to you as wee-man from now on, in regards to both height and weight. Heh. ;)
Me:
Male, 28, Denmark, engaged (mentally anyway), 7'3''.
Now now.. the question was never "how much of a man are you" .. not that height is a measurement of manliness *cough*
Yes, I will keep telling myself that.. at 5'9 8|
btw man, I should be back Soon
EDIT: oh and.. i'm male.. just in case anyone gave a fuck ;)
male
Lol my 4-character post was too short
Hey, Im an alien, I dont have a gender! :rolleyes:
Can't be arsed reading all these pages just so Lexx knows who to stalk :p
Male - always have been, always will be... until my op :D
Oh, and Zai is female as well - spoken to here plenty of times on TS :)
Nightbrother
13-04-04, 11:53
Now now.. the question was never "how much of a man are you" .. not that height is a measurement of manliness *cough*
Yes, I will keep telling myself that.. at 5'9 8|
btw man, I should be back Soon
EDIT: oh and.. i'm male.. just in case anyone gave a fuck ;)
I know... but my height is the only thing I have... so I have to shove it in people's faces all the time, because I'm a rather insecure person. Someone cuddle me and tell me things are going to be alright?
Surely hope to see you back soon, m8. Things are very quiet, with an emphasis on quiet, but hopefully things will pick up again at one point. I'm sure they will. :)
Original monk
13-04-04, 11:55
last time i checked i was still male :)
very very VERY male,.. feeling very robot these days though .. :wtf:
Delete your Uranus characters Lexx?
Not playing NC > Uranus tbh
Umm, nope, PE's still there, just didnt wanna say so, coz didnt want DF to kick my butt :p
http://www.home.no/zaver/skoj/attentionwhore.gif
how many times do i have to post it?
THERE IS NO GALS ON T'NET
:rolleyes:
Believing there are no girls on the internet is pretty much the same as thinking you'll get pics/sex from them easier than IRL.
Not that I'm bashing you, just saying.
lollor, ive had cybersex... or at least watched porn cams while shaking hand with the one eyed snake, if u know what im saying - uhrm - anyways ever heard of SARCASM.
oh yeah, im a shemale
I am ignorant of this 'sarcasm'. Is there a cyberpunk defnition on the internet somewhere so that I may enlighten myself? :p
Backatcha.
Oh, and I meant REAL sex, mofo D:
Once again, not bashing. :p
darknessfairy
13-04-04, 20:16
Umm, nope, PE's still there, just didnt wanna say so, coz didnt want DF to kick my butt :p
I can find any reason to kick your butt lexxy. and just so people are aware bob may be concious of his willy but has no need to be
/me waits for all those TMI posts :D
darknessfairy
13-04-04, 20:27
TMI!!!!!!oneoneonez :p
If i still had that nekid picture of you id post it so everyone could see! Mwahahaha ... I r teh ebil gf from hell!!!!!!!!!
and get your ass on msn. We need to talk :p
I am ignorant of this 'sarcasm'. Is there a cyberpunk defnition on the internet somewhere so that I may enlighten myself? :p
Backatcha.
Oh, and I meant REAL sex, mofo D:
Once again, not bashing. :p
im a male =(
and aye - sarcasm is hard detected on forums lollor :D
btw, backatcha?
In real life Me and all my characters are female. I play on both saturn and pluto I am married to serpine.
Life is good.
Female
Station Director for SINRadio, so you can listen to my voice if you tune in while I cast. :p Oh and I own a Computer business that does technical assistance and web hosting. I also design webpages. =P Get over it, girls kick ass on and off the computer. ;)
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very much male.
but my friend mrs dru blood is female
If neocron had more feminine looking females it might attract more rl girls.
you should see the Human Females on Endless Ages
/e sex
(EA has a better sex emote, you press one button and it loops forever lol)
EDIT: You from Stockport UK? thats a hax, dont let me catch you logged on as a [certain clan name here] :p
Female
Station Director for SINRadio, so you can listen to my voice if you tune in while I cast. :p Oh and I own a Computer business that does technical assistance and web hosting. I also design webpages. =P Get over it, girls kick ass on and off the computer. ;)
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Oh yeah, and she's taken.
<-- male
There are girls on the internet but they all hang out in chatrooms and use kazaa all day trying to download spyro.
http://www.planetside-universe.com/forums/images/smilies/brow.gif
@ the last few pages of this thread
there are no girls on the internet, its a common known fact, those that say they are girls, are, not :p
darknessfairy
13-04-04, 21:15
there are no girls on the internet, its a common known fact, those that say they are girls, are, not :p
Lexxy i will pwn ur ass, dont push me love :mad:
Eurgh, lexxy is just practising good old fashioned internet logic, don't be too harsh on him; he's still hurting from that op.
darknessfairy
13-04-04, 21:24
Eurgh, lexxy is just practising good old fashioned internet logic, don't be too harsh on him; he's still hurting from that op.
his ass will hurt soon from me spanking it if he's not careful
his ass will hurt soon from me spanking it if he's not careful
That will only make him happy if your lucky
his ass will hurt soon from me spanking it if he's not careful
I dont let men spank me >.< well, 5 dollars n u can :p
Pffft lexx, everyone knows that you let anyone spank you... even the monkey does... (spank the lexx instead of spank teh monkeh?) :eek:
hush kyle, i'm tryin to get $5 and a spank here :D
Bleh :rolleyes:
Personally I think Lex's playing around with the female pop. base is wearing out thin.
Just my own observation is all, don't mean anything bad. :p
Bleh :rolleyes:
Personally I think Lex's playing around with the female pop. base is wearing out thin.
Just my own observation is all, don't mean anything bad. :p
I been doing that since 2002. You shoulda seen one post Danae closed on me once, she told me to take a cold shower hehehe <3 Nae
Bleh :rolleyes:
Personally I think Lex's playing around with the female pop. base is wearing out thin.
Just my own observation is all, don't mean anything bad. :p
http://www.p0stwh0restores.com/uploads/Paingiver/inq.gif
Lexx's favourite pass time is messing with people... that or masturbation <3
[Edit] You mean the one where you asked for bouncing breasts? hehehe that was a classic.
lmao
I know, I know, it's just it seems this time at this rate he's going to get more people pissed than laughing.
omg, ya, that was the one, I wanted more realistic breast movement in Neocron. Jiggly Jubblies I think it was called, and omg, ouch, I got to stop laughing, it kills my chest :lol: :lol: :lol:
lol, you either hate lexxy or you love him. <3 lexxykins
[edit] just found the best website ever... http://www.subservientchicken.com/
I can't stop laughing at this :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
RuriHoshino
13-04-04, 22:02
Ermm... hi! Do I know you? :wtf:
EDIT: Wahey, 5,000th spam!
I couldn't resist with the new "who's in the forum" list at the bottom of the page. ;)
There are girls on the internet but they all hang out in chatrooms and use kazaa all day trying to download spyro.
thourght it was the sims?
Im nt sure is Astraea one of us too?
yup asti is a girl and so is tredia
im male btw
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