[OT]Ninjas vs Pirates

[Rieper]

Astronauts vs Cavemen? Rofl! now thats a stupid fight. Men at their physical and mental peak vs a bunch of neanderthals about 10 minutes more evolved than monkeys whose sole talent consists of doing shitty drawings on a cave wall? cmon..

Now Ninjas vs Pirates.. that would be a crazy bloodbath. You have a stadium filled with obstacles and one team of ninjas and one team of pirates armed to the teeth with as much as they can hold. Bloodthirsty drunk badass motherfuckers with cutlasses and parrots on their shoulders vs silent deadly trained assassins who can flip out and kill 100 pandas in 45 seconds. Pay Per View material fo shiz.

Vote now!

[Mumblyfish]

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[cRazy2003]

Originally posted by Mumblyfish
http://fopg.cheesefarm.co.uk/images/characters/chris.png

LOLLERS!!!!!!

[Marx]

I recall seeing this following picture on another forum during another debate on the very same topic.

I find it fitting, and vote ninja.

http://dirtynuke.net/page3.jpg (http://www.somethingawful.com)

[Max Jefferson]

Pirates are bigger, have more muscle mass, larger heads, and this time... MORE HAIR DAMMIT!

[Rade]

Ninjas flip out and kill people ALL THE TIME. I rest my case.

[sanityislost]

Ninjas would win hands down

[Scikar]

They're also likely to be drunk, and their swords will be more likely to be rusty/blunt/broken.

That said, on a ship the ninjas wouldn't have much to flip off and run up so the pirates might just have it. I still vote ninjas though because shurikens are more accurate than flintlock pistols.

[Max Jefferson]

Pirates have guns.

Edit to counter the above pre-counter-argument: Pirates have big guns.

[Rieper]

wtf? people plz. Ninjas lose the stealth advantage because parrots will notice them. The pirates then have the upper hand coz they're crazy motherfuckers with cutlasses and cannons. No pussy ass set of pyjamas will protect you against a CANNON BALL.

[Scikar]

Originally posted by Rieper
wtf? people plz. Ninjas lose the stealth advantage because parrots will notice them. The pirates then have the upper hand coz they're crazy motherfuckers with cutlasses and cannons. No pussy ass set of pyjamas will protect you against a CANNON BALL.

Ah but remember you have to actually trigger that cannon shot. So when the highly perceptive ninja spots a pirate near a cannon which is pointing towards him he just steps to one side.

Anyway you're not being specific. If the ninjas are far away enough for the pirates to use their cannons, then the pirates can't use their cutlasses can they?

Besides who says ninjas can't use guns? ;)

[Clive tombstone]

Parots vs Ninja stealth :D

hmm ninjas Id say, ever seen them fight befor? they use ALL sorts of weapons to get the jump on there opponents, such as there swords, there Kunai (a sort of scyth) and shurikin (pointy little star-flying-thingies:D ) plus ninjas are hella fast and well, there usually small... That HAS to do somthing for them lol

Vote ninja!

[Melkior]

You think ninjas would beat pirates? clearly you've never been to Tortuga...


pirates = drunk
ninja = sober
drunk > sober

....

I rest my case...

[Rieper]

One: Close range cannon.. it'll be too quick for ninjas to dodge.. just use quick burn short fuses..

two: There are obstacles to prevent sniping/barraging and the Pirates have shiny cutlasses, pistols and daggers clenched between their teeth (this last part is mainly for show, yaaar)

Vote Pirate!

[borl]

I think that this (http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/ninja_movie_script3.htm) from here (http://www.realultimatepower.net/) says it all. :p

[Glok]

Crazy you are yes, much to learn have you.

Jedi wins, clearly.

[Rieper]

jedis wear dresses.. nuff said..


btw Maddox > Real ultimate power

[Melkior]

llamas

[Artie]

Originally posted by Melkior
llamas

w0rd.


I'm ÜberLlama on cstrike btw.

Llama's rule.


They'd camp in the corner and wait for the ninja's and pirates to get weak fighting eachother...then BAM!!! Here comes the cheap-o AWP shots. ^_^

[Psychoninja]

Ninjas > all :p


I'm rusty at CS now that I think of it :(
Don't have my "2 Vs. 8 = i r teh winnar" at lans skillz anymore :(

[Rieper]

why do you think we called the old one man hacks ninja hacks? coz of stealthiness? nope. because its a pussy way to do things. Real men pirate hack, 3 hackz0rs and a load of bloodthirsty melee tanks with cutlasses (instead of parrots we have anti stealth sanctume)

pwned.

[Scikar]

It's called ninja because you never see them. Like the fight would end with the pirates never seeing anything but the ninjas sailing away with the pirates' ship.

[Drake6k]

... ninjas would win... period.

[KramerTheWeird]

how big the arena? is there pandas? do we consider the various illnesses and lack of limbs pirates usually have? the size of the cannon balls? what type of terrain in the arena? do the parrots talk? can the ninjas use uber magic or play guitar?

These are very important factors to consider before even beginning to consider which side would win, I abstain until I get info!

[Sick]

http://pong/olly/neocron/pirate.jpg

this is an unedited screenshot of me ingame.

im ubah so therefore ....so are ye pirates!

YA HArrrr tis true!


tis

[Drexel]

Ninja WiNoRz

Heres a Ninja killn a Pirate with some Killer Tunezzz...


http://www.msu.edu/~couilla3/ninja/ultimatemurder.JPG



@ Marx.. Could you please explain you current 'theme', I want to laugh but im also a little disturbed. kthx

[KramerTheWeird]

ah! a guitar! well that changes some things I think. Ninjas with guitars would be the living crap out of pirates. Unless they're quadropalegic peg legged pirates, the wooden limbs give em super scurvey power!

[Trillian]

Pirates!!! Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

[Marx]

Originally posted by Drexel
@ Marx.. Could you please explain you current 'theme', I want to laugh but im also a little disturbed. kthx

anime fans (http://dirtynuke.net/1071273875802.jpg) + coolest looking dude ever (http://dirtynuke.net/supercreepyotaku2.jpg) + I want her (NWS) (http://dirtynuke.net/tila1.JPG) = current theme.

I know it's hard to see some sort of connection between it all, but for some odd reason...

It just seems right.

[Forget My Name]

Pirates.

Spam.

+1

[VetteroX]

omfg.... Until this minute, the biggest nerds id ever seen were 2 guys (not all the people there) who worked in my colleges computer aid center. They actually had an argument about Babalon 5 (however its spelled) infront of me and others in the area, and got into a fight about who were the colloest chars/how many episodes there were of the show... and they looked like classic nerds.

They have been beaten out, FAR and away by the people and that pic.... a damn life sized pillow with an anime girl on it? omfg... I mean jesus christ.... plz someone teleport a bully in there andlock the door to that room...

[KramerTheWeird]

or a rabid dog with a taste for genitals, that'd work too.


but anyway the ninjas got me thinking.. wait I hate ninjas! they go hack my ops when I'm sleeping! so we should start a new group of hackers to hate.. pirate hackers! they go in and hack when there's like 50 of you online and it's just 1-4 of them and they take you all on going YARRRR I'M A PIRRRATE and give a great fight before being overwhelmed. PIMP has done this a few times and uh I know I've done it with Trillian once hehe

fear the pirate hackers! YARRR!!!

but man who can hate pirates.. come on man! so maybe we gotta rethink the pirate hacker yes.

[Trillian]

Pirate Hackers!! YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[KramerTheWeird]

recipe for a Pirate Hack:

-One Pirate Ship (Troop Personal Carrier, Rhino)
-A group of Pirates (PE's or Tanks only, Spies and Monks are no pirates!)
-Plunder! (An outpost you can hack to piss off the inhabitants)

-Approach the OP and start hack. Once hack is done all jump into Pirate Ship. As soon as they come up to it, all jump out (save gunner) and shout "YARRRRR I'M A PIRATE!!! GIMME YER BOUNTY OR YE WALK THE PLANK!!!"

-Fight overwhelming odds and when you start losing make some more pirate cackles and YARRR's and get back in the ship and get the hell out

-Alternative is to die and let the rhino/tpc get blown up in a glorious fire fight! Damn Spanish Inquisitors with their forts and ppu's crap!

[Trillian]

Originally posted by KramerTheWeird
recipe for a Pirate Hack:

-One Pirate Ship (Troop Personal Carrier, Rhino)
-A group of Pirates (PE's or Tanks only, Spies and Monks are no pirates!)
-Plunder! An outpost you can hack to piss off the inhabitants

-Approach the OP and start hack. Once hack is done all jump into Pirate Ship. As soon as they come up to it, all jump out (save gunner) and shout "YARRRRR I'M A PIRATE!!! GIMME YER BOUNTY OR YE WALK THE PLANK!!!"

-Fight overwhelming odds and when you start losing make some more pirate cackles and YARRR's and get back in the ship and get the hell out

-Alternative is to die and let the rhino/tpc get blown up in a glorious fire fight! Damn Spanish Inquisitors with their forts and ppu's crap!


lmfao kramer, that's great! Lets start a pirate hacking club!

[leGit v. 2]

Originally posted by Rade
Ninjas flip out and kill people ALL THE TIME. I rest my case.

LOL NINJA's i remember that website

[Clive tombstone]

Ill join the Pirate Klub, you gonna have one on urinus? :D

[Elric]

I wanna be in the pirate hackers tooo !!

YAAARRR, AVAST THAR BE LAND OVER YONDER HORIZONS!!

Anyways

Maddox says pirates win, and Maddox is never wrong (and he's funny too :D)

Maddox's Best Page in the Universe (http://maddox.xmission.com/)

[ZoneVortex]

what the fuck

why are we even discussing this...

OBVIOUSLY ninjas would win.

puhhhleeease

[Peeping Tom]

Pirates Say Yar yar and ARR ARR
insta win
K4F

[deac]

YAAARH PIRATES ALL THE WAY (just ask the ppl on venus :P)

[Rade]

Just recalled that I met some really cool pirate RP guild in
shadowbane. Basicly they were just roaming from town to town
and killing plundering and destroying the cities and always talked
like pirates, all had like pirate names as well.

[FatDogg]

Ninjas are leet, pirates are kinda like drugged spies but more smelly

[Cytaur]

yarrrrr ninjas win ... like yarr they're ultimate power yarrrr

[Parappa]

Nukes > Pirates and Ninjas > Nukes so clearly Ninjas > Pirates

But if they're space-pirates then things change because then you need space-ninjas to beat them :p


P.S Last post before stupid new forum rule kicks in.. so bye.

[MortuusLupus]

Pirates would definately win if they got to have their ships. Have you ever seen a swashbuckling ninja? I thought not. Besides, pirate cannons pwn j00!!11!



Plus the ninja wouldn't be able to run very well with all those boners popping everywhere. I'm surprised they can even stand up straight (ha ha ha, boners and straight, I am teh funneh)

[Siygess]

Oh COME ON people, clearly the Pirates will win. After all, they've got this guy on their side. He's a mighty pirate!

http://radicaldreamers.8m.net/integrantes/Guybrush.jpg

[Elric]

Curse of Monkey Island!!

Pirates Win. Nothing beats Monkey Island (no, not even Shinobi or The last Samurai :p)


(reminds me, need to get that last 2 again... be taking a coupla weeks of NC again soon i guess :D)

[Yinyin]

Pirates and Ninjas are both the coolest people ever. I dress up as either-or quite frequently. However, the pirate is just outmatched and outclassed by the sheer power of the mighty ninja.

[Scikar]

Actually, since Mr Threepwood can hold his breath for 10 minutes, the ninjas are surely doomed.

[Mr_Snow]

Ninjas>Pirates
Pirate cannons are slow and only accuarate at hitting things the size of a ship not at hitting a superfast super stealthy ninja and ninjas would slit half their throats before the pirates knew they were there.

Ninja pirates are teh win though

[evs]

http://www.piratehaven.org/~beej/pirates/images/monks.gif

pirates > monks

[SorkZmok]

Ninja pirates!
Or Pirate ninjas?

Damn those would win vs all!


PREPARE THE PLANK! YARRRRRRR!!

[deac]

hrhrhr look at those ppus getting spanked!

[Psyco Groupie]

rofl

[solling]

PIRATES > ALL


YAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Darth Slayer]

Silly ppl Ninjas all the way........:D

[Mumblyfish]

I say it'd be an even battle.

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[Mr_Snow]

Originally posted by Mumblyfish
I say it'd be an even battle.

http://venus.walagata.com/w/txcgm/sig2.gif

Depends which runs out of ammo first then sounds like a PEvPE duel.

[Darkborg]

Yarr that be a mighty pirate.

Hook Sword And a flintlock ( lolz)