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ZoneVortex
20-02-04, 06:10
Alright. I think everyone in this game is looking for some new excitement right about now while we wait for DOY or whatever it's called these days.

Hence comes my proclomation.

Exploding chairs.

The scenario:

Ahhhh, a nice, cool, breezy day in the world of Neocron. You are standing there in plaza 1. You, a little spy. An agent of the cityadmin. You whip out your TL 150 construct tool just like every other nice afternoon, and begin your spam of "Constructing TL 150/150 in plaza 1, bring subst. and parts", and at the same time you notice an empty seat on the nearby bench. You take a seat. Ahhh, customers come to you, wonderful business today. You're makin 3-4 slot items out the ass, raking in huge tips, life's never been better. Everything looks great, when after about 15 minutes of constructing, all of a sudden the seat just FUCKING EXPLODES RIGHT OUT FROM UNDERNEATH YOU.

BOOM

Debris, flames, scorched spy meat, weapon parts, random shit flies EVERYWHERE.
People stand there looking on horrified.
Your body parts decay into the ground.
The chair that just exploded respawns, and the exploding chair mechanic is moved onto a new random chair in that bench, waiting for its next victim.

Whaddya think? yeah? like it? 5 stars baby!
Dookie
20-02-04, 08:55
Allah Akbar !
Jeros82
20-02-04, 08:58
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

"You have been blown to tiny f*cked up pieces, press Mouse Button 2 to select a GenRep" :D
Psychoninja
20-02-04, 08:58
Go to sleep zone =\
Invertigo
20-02-04, 09:08
all of a sudden the seat just FUCKING EXPLODES RIGHT OUT FROM UNDERNEATH YOU.


LMAO
Heavyporker
20-02-04, 09:12
sad.... just sad...

ain't voting yes on this one. not by a long shot.
ZoneVortex
20-02-04, 09:13
Originally posted by Heavyporker
sad.... just sad...

ain't voting yes on this one. not by a long shot.

aww come on dude, it's my best idea to date :(
Psychoninja
20-02-04, 09:14
oh c'mon, I even voted yes...


:angel:
Shadow Dancer
20-02-04, 09:14
........

I think you should go take a nap on one of those chairs. O_o
ZoneVortex
20-02-04, 09:16
Originally posted by Shadow Dancer
........

I think you should go take a nap on one of those chairs. O_o

AHEM i don't see those 5 stars yet

what the hell is wrong with you people

sex vert
Mr Friendly
20-02-04, 09:18
Originally posted by Invertigo
LMAO

ditto, rofl
Heavyporker
20-02-04, 09:18
best idea from you, whatever. It's still a bad idea without merit.

ain higher, zone.
ZoneVortex
20-02-04, 09:28
Originally posted by Heavyporker
ain higher, zone.

i prefer to shoot their feet out :(

guess not everyone loves my totally realistic "would be great if this could seriously be implemented" ideas
Leebzie
20-02-04, 10:45
ROFL

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Its the way you tell it, I can just imagine that...
El_MUERkO
20-02-04, 12:39
hehe Paranoia, Ultra Violet reporting for duty :D
ZoneVortex
20-02-04, 17:52
ah, 4 stars, that's more like it.

I'd really like to see some official KK word on when this could be implemented.
Opar
20-02-04, 18:08
I wanna blow, i wanna blow!
Heavyporker
20-02-04, 20:13
totally realistic, my ass.
FirestarXL
20-02-04, 20:29
Best thread of the day!
Duder
20-02-04, 22:57
Originally posted by Dookie
Allah Akbar !

Rofl!

And yes, i strongly approve of exploding chairs.
Shujin
20-02-04, 22:59
that has got to be the funniest and most kik ass idea ever ;D
Glok
20-02-04, 23:04
Only one comment:

http://smilies.xibase.com/lol2.gif
Benjie
20-02-04, 23:58
Huraah Huraah!

I voted yes, lol. :) :) :)

Heavyporker also voted yes.
blumblumshub
21-02-04, 00:10
Originally posted by El_MUERkO
hehe Paranoia, Ultra Violet reporting for duty :D

Yeah, that's exactly what I thought!

ZoneVortex with his Mark II Exploding Legs!!!

Outstanding idea, I'm giving it 5 :D
Blum
n3m
21-02-04, 00:11
so the gibs are the decorations then?
ZoneVortex
21-02-04, 01:15
Originally posted by n3m
so the gibs are the decorations then?

ummm sure

all i have to say is...

BOOM
blumblumshub
21-02-04, 01:17
No boom today.
Boom tomorrow.
There's always a boom tomorrow.
~ Lt. Commander Susan Ivonovah, Babylon 5.

It's so true, too!
Blum
TheGreatMilenko
21-02-04, 01:21
im voting YES

that was funny shit lol id love to be blown up:lol: and if some 1 else got blown up i wouldnt stand there horrified id be grabing all the shit that flew out:p
retr0n
21-02-04, 02:27
Originally posted by blumblumshub
No boom today.
Boom tomorrow.
There's always a boom tomorrow.
~ Lt. Commander Susan Ivonovah, Babylon 5.


nerd :p j/k

not sure about this one though. people just wouldnt have the
balls to sit anywhere, and i rarely sit down anywhere else exept
maybe a UG if i'm going AFK for a while
ZoneVortex
22-02-04, 22:51
Originally posted by retr0n
nerd :p j/k

not sure about this one though. people just wouldnt have the
balls to sit anywhere, and i rarely sit down anywhere else exept
maybe a UG if i'm going AFK for a while

yeah but...maybe...

make it so you don't lose a belt when you die from the exploding bench

but they'd have to add something like when vehicles explode they lose all their parts all over the place, the people would explode and lose limbs and eye balls
Judge
22-02-04, 23:07
LMAO.... thats hilarious.

Voted Yes 5 stars.

And Heavyporker.... blimey I hope you're being sarcastic. Can't you just see that its a bit of fun?
Spoon
23-02-04, 01:16
scorched spy meat=teh win



As long as the tools don't drop......:)
L0KI
23-02-04, 01:29
ZoneVortex = Genius

5 stars and one of my special cookies :D