Merged: CDV *seriously* dont like ANY game they make/Good Ole Days

[Opar]

Ok, we all know how CRAP the CDV flahs movie advertising Neocron was ( http://www.cdv-neocron.com/ )

But, on the CDV homepage, theres a flash for Breed.

http://www.cdv.de/index.php?sid=en010000

ONOZ! BLUE ENEMIES POPPING OUT FORM TEH BOXSE!!!!11ONE1!!ONE!1OEN!!!

Damn CDV suck.

Lol, just found another http://www.project-nomads.com/

[cRazy2003]

*looks at advertising movie for neocron*

....

erhm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneoneone!!11

ROFLMFAO
THAT WAS OFFICIALLY THE WORST FUCKING MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE..EVER!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

*wipes tear from corner of eye*

omg hahaha
i cud of done better then that on swift!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sry but that was funny, it wasnt the worst add, but seriously the overall worst flash movie ive ever seen in my life :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Whitestuff]

OMG I am glad I never saw that neocron flash. I wouldn't be playing today.

[cRazy2003]

THE ROCKET LAUNCHER WAS SHOOTING BULLETS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Opar]

You guys never seen the infamous crappy-flash video?

Damn.

[GT_Rince]

----- Original Message -----
From: andy@blahdeblah.net
To: mail@cdv.de
Sent: Tuesday, February 17, 2004 8:41 PM
Subject: Neocron Flash Intro


Hi,

Just wondered if anyone was planning on updated / removing the Neocron Flash Intro from your site, because quite frankly, it is laughable. It looks as though it was put together by someone just starting out in Flash work, but who doesn't understand it...

Why not remove it and just have an intro inside - but please do not put anymore Flash in until you get someone who can do it justice.

Regards,

Andy

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Someone had to tell 'em...

:D

[Judge]

lmao.... tell us when/if they reply :p

[Nightbrother]

That was scarily bad. Very very scary. It appals me that an official site uses that movie as one of its advertisements for Neocron. That at least was one reason why not more people are playing this wonderful game.

[FuzzyDuck]

Oh My God.


That flashmovie was O_o 8| o_O :D :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:.

[GT_Rince]

@ Judge - I will :D

[NS_CHROME54]

i've seen that intro a few times now, because that's such an old site. but everytime i see it i just think... "DIE CDV MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

[Dru Blood]

lula 3d looks wicked imo!!

looks like you get to a porn star of some sort and drive a fast sports car kick men in the tackle and screw them and steal there money cool. just like real life o_O

[GT_Rince]

Originally posted by Dru Blood
lula 3d looks wicked imo!!

looks like you get to a porn star of some sort and drive a fast sports car kick men in the tackle and screw them and steal there money cool. just like real life o_O

wow! She got da big 'ole boobies :D

[ServeX]

http://www.lula-3d.com/

./set sex_self 1

[GT_Rince]

Originally posted by ServeX
http://www.lula-3d.com/

./set sex_self 1

/set sex_hand 1 :D

[Dru Blood]

lmao, looks kinda cool almost gta like.

[RuriHoshino]

o_O

I've seen non-professionals in yahoo groups who can do a better job then CDV did on the NC and Breed flashes! :rolleyes:

[edit] Dru, Serve, Rince, please roll up your tongues and put them away...you're getting the floor wet.

:rolleyes: Men!

[Shujin]

crappeh flash thingehs, but breed's screenies look teh pwn ima have to try it ;o

[ServeX]

Rince, what can I say, I'm buying that game for sure :o






...just don't tell KK I said that :p

[GT_Rince]

Originally posted by RuriHoshino


[edit] Dru, Serve, Rince, please roll up your tongues and put them away...you're getting the floor wet.

:rolleyes: Men!

Yeha - us men... Serve - u should be ashamed of us :D

<----- tounge rolled up and stuck firmly back in mouth. ;)

EDIT @ Serve

I will buy that game just for the boobie factor :D

[Dru Blood]

*blushes*


cmon shes hot :p

[Mumblyfish]

You can tell it's shit when... (http://www.cdv-board.de/english/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=45)

[Benjie]

CDV published Divine Divinity. (www.divinedivinity.com)

The game basicly rocks. Like Neocron it has a couple of flaws, but put them aside and you have a fucking kickass game. Plus it has a great community for a single player mmorpg. (v.active messageboard)

My mate loves these kind of games. I showed him the website, telling him to ignore the music (nothing like in game) and the cheesy flash movie at the start. Unfortunately he never listened and now he thinks the game is a Joke. :(

Fuck CDV and there websites. All they do is put people off.

[Clownst0pper]

If I was KK, and saw that video, Id have tried to cancel the contract straight away.

Were they so dumb as to forget everything they know, and just go with it?

Jeez, lets not hope they carry on such an attitude, that video sums up nothing but

SHIT

[Benjie]

Originally posted by Clownst0pper
If I was KK, and saw that video, Id have tried to cancel the contract straight away.

Were they so dumb as to forget everything they know, and just go with it?

Jeez, lets not hope they carry on such an attitude, that video sums up nothing but

SHIT
Thats the reason I am glad that BDoY was delayed.

Many people are upset by it, but in reality it is actually a very good thing.

Not only do you get a better expansion. (you should do, you waited long enough!) But you get a much better publisher, that will hopefully do wonders for the game.

Well worth the wait, considering how bad CDV are.

[robinitnow]

don't forget this one

http://www.cdv-board.de/english/forumdisplay.php?forumid=42

[L3m0n]

http://www.cdv-neocron.com/
lol play the intro and you will see :lol:

/edit know its been posted before but its sooooo funny :lol:

[Constantin]

http://www.cdv-neocron.com/

wtf is that

http://www.cdv.de/index.php?sid=en010000

yep CDV suck

http://www.project-nomads.com/

i still got ZX Spectrum somewhere

[Rimase]

Originally posted by Opar
Ok, we all know how CRAP the CDV flahs movie advertising Neocron was ( http://www.cdv-neocron.com/ )
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It has chaged! - It's twice as fast now! :eek:

I remember first seeing that. Made me jump sometimes.... but I quite liked it.

Now, I look back on it. it's so damn lame... beyond anything anyone can think of negative. :p

[]v[ortice]

Did any of you guys play Imperium Galactica II?

Absolutely tremendous game. The micro-management got pretty difficult as you got into it, but it was excellent the way you had control over ship design and ground combat as well as interstellar battles.

Well anywayz... IGIII was due to be released under the CDV label like it's predecessors. They dropped it like a stone. Now another label is releasing it under a different name that I can't remember. If you guys haven't played the previous 2 I would urge you to check it out if you like your empire building/space strategy sims.

CDV are dickheads... bottom line.

[Shakey -=Tank=-]

lol how piss poor is that intro :lol:

I would have never bought this game if I had seen that before trying it out. Nice one CDV :rolleyes:

[ServeX]

why dosen't KK like ask CDV to take that down? lol

[Organics]

Lol I LOVE that Neocron flash movie, it's just so laughable it's hilarious every time :D

Just love the Terror Raptor (I think?) jerkily flying into the screen, WTF was that bit for? LoL. Most amusing, I think however if I'd seen it before I bought the game or saw reviews, I wouldn't have touched it...

I can't imagine what they pay the guy to make that, my mate in Germany is 100x better at it than that shit.

The Breed movie is almost as amusing, it looks so realistic with the bad guys appearing out of crates looking like they are puppets on strings :lol:

[sanityislost]

LOLOLOLZ THANK GAWD I PLAYED THE BETA AND NEVER SAW THAT