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cHoBo
10-02-04, 10:15
Moin,

na mal ehrlich, wer von euch hat denn die Bibel gelesen?
hm, so wenige? warum, weils sooo langweilig ist?
wahrscheinlich gefällt euch diese Bibel besser :D

Klick (http://twc.sshunet.nl/~djstronk/ircbible/pages/archive.html)

und noch nicht genug von bizarren dingen, hier (http://www.20min.ch/unterhaltung/news_bizarre/story/22760054) noch ne, naja sagen wir, einfallsreiche geschichte :rolleyes:

ProzifeuZ
10-02-04, 10:34
ROFL! Das ist mal geil :D

MoreDread
10-02-04, 11:12
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Na, das ist mal ne geile Bibel *ATOMROFL*

JM

WildAnt
10-02-04, 11:24
* Jehova sets mode: +b Adam!*adam@host1.10.1.genesis.com
* Jehova sets mode: +b Eve!*eve@host1.10.2.genesis.com



*rofl* genial *g*

Bitburger
10-02-04, 12:05
* Raven was kicked by Noah
* Raven has joined #World
<Noah> mmm
<Noah> I'll send out a dove
* Dove was kicked by Noah
* Dove has joined #World
<noah> ffs
* Dove was kicked by Noah
* Dove has joined #World
<Dove> I've got an oliveleave! w00t
* Dove was kicked by Noah



LOOOOOOLOLOLOLOOOL :lol: :lol:



ne is dat geil


* Herod slaps Jesus around a bit with a large trout
<Herod> Boooorrriiing!
* Herod has left #Jerusalem
<Pilate> wtf, i told you guys to leave
<Priest> eh, yeah,
<RomanGuy> He spams
<Pilate> I read the logs and i cannot find anything wrong with his words
<Pilate> but because it's fun i'll kick him a few times
* Jesus was kicked by Pilate
* Jesus has joined #Jerusalem
* Jesus was kicked by Pilate
* Jesus has joined #Jerusalem
* Jesus was kicked by Pilate
* Jesus has joined #Jerusalem
<Pilate> there>
<AngryJew> Noooo, crucify him!
<RomanGuy> yeah, crucify him twice!
<Pilate> Oh come on, I have to unban someone today... how about this jesus?
<Pilate> otherwise i'll unban a psycho
<Priest> Crucify him!
<Farisee> Crucify him!
<Pilate> fs, ok...
* Pilate sets mode: -b Barabas!*barabas@host1.45.98.345.310.1.jerusalem.com
* Barabas has entered #Jerusalem
<Barabas> lol!!1 i r teh F|233 K!ll0r
<Pilate> ok ok, now crucify this jesus guy...
<AngryJew> yaayayayay... oi Simon!
<Simon> who me?
<RomanGuy> carry the cross!
<Jesus> Daughters of Jerusalem!
<Farisee> Finally he speaks :rolleyes:
<Jesus> Blessed are the barren, and the wombs that never bore, and the breasts that never gave suck!
<Priest> stoopid c*nt! this is a family channel! g-rated
* RomanGuy hamers nails in
<Jesus> Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do
<Farisee> hah, if you're the son of god, help yourself now!
<RomanGuy> Where are your ops-powers now? Left them in #Jews lol?
<Jesus> Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit
<Jesus> Father?
<Jesus> Oh shi...
* Jesus has left IRC (signed off)
<RomanGuy> Thank god...
<RomanGuy> come to think of it... I think he was innocent after all
<Joseph> Could I have the body please?
<Joseph> I'll put it in a tomb
<RomanGuy> k
<AngryJew> ooh look, it's sabbath, let's relax
* AngryJew is now known as LaidbackJew



WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ich kann net mehr vor lachen.... LOOOOL :lol: :lol:


boah ich geh kaputt... ne chobo dat is ma echt krank ROFL

Serpent
10-02-04, 12:32
LOL, wie geil is dat denn ?

MonsterMatze
10-02-04, 13:53
Rofl !

cool :)

warngau
10-02-04, 14:32
OMG geil :D

WarBoy
10-02-04, 14:48
Das ist einfach nur geil :D

Sheltem
10-02-04, 15:03
Jeah...geilomat....