phunqe
04-02-04, 15:45
So anyway...
phunqe meets nice girl. phunqe wants to buy nice girl ice cream.
Girl want a cone with vanilla ice cream and some random topping.
Now, a normal person would have no problem coping with this whatsoever. Phunqe? No no.
Ok so phunqe leaves the girl, who now is sitting down on a bench, to go and buy the ice cream.
Phunqe approaches the ice cream vending guy and manages to order two very nice ice cream, with the sprinkly topping and all.
With the ice cream paid for, phunqe now heads towards the bench where the girl is sitting.
However, when phunqe left the girl in the first place, he didn't notice the 2 steps leading towards and up to the ice cream vendor.
Now, when a human being is about to fall, or loose his/her balance, the arms normally flies out up the side as a reflex.
Imagine phunqe then:
phunqe has ice cream in hands. phunqe walk. phunqe doesn't see small steps leading down. phunqe looses balance. phunqe's both arms fly out the side.
Now, you might be wondering... what about the ice cream? Oh yes, you've guessed it. It's now airborne.
So the moral of the story is: When you think you have scored, you'd never thought the girl would end up with an ice cream cone filled with ice cream standing right up in the girl's hair.
phunqe meets nice girl. phunqe wants to buy nice girl ice cream.
Girl want a cone with vanilla ice cream and some random topping.
Now, a normal person would have no problem coping with this whatsoever. Phunqe? No no.
Ok so phunqe leaves the girl, who now is sitting down on a bench, to go and buy the ice cream.
Phunqe approaches the ice cream vending guy and manages to order two very nice ice cream, with the sprinkly topping and all.
With the ice cream paid for, phunqe now heads towards the bench where the girl is sitting.
However, when phunqe left the girl in the first place, he didn't notice the 2 steps leading towards and up to the ice cream vendor.
Now, when a human being is about to fall, or loose his/her balance, the arms normally flies out up the side as a reflex.
Imagine phunqe then:
phunqe has ice cream in hands. phunqe walk. phunqe doesn't see small steps leading down. phunqe looses balance. phunqe's both arms fly out the side.
Now, you might be wondering... what about the ice cream? Oh yes, you've guessed it. It's now airborne.
So the moral of the story is: When you think you have scored, you'd never thought the girl would end up with an ice cream cone filled with ice cream standing right up in the girl's hair.