Geography of a Woman

[robinitnow]

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

[L0KI]

interesting o_O

dont see the purpose of it myself, is it funny to some people?

[robinitnow]

I thought it was helarious

[nonamebrandeggs]

Bleh, shouldn't this be junkmail on my hotmail account?

[=Chojin=]

amuseing.


but pointless :P

[subsys]

its funny to me :P

[Rade]

oh yeah, lets give the guy a good thrashing (http://w1.708.telia.com/~u70804208/thrashing.jpg) shall we? He should
know better than trying to post something supposedly funny on
these boards...

[joran420]

heh i thought it was funneh

[robinitnow]

tx to joran420,subsys and =Chojin=

big tx to Rade

I was realy starting to think I was some sort of sexist git for a minit there

[=Chojin=]

Originally posted by robinitnow


I was realy starting to think I was some sort of sexist git for a minit there


whats wrong with that :p

[Maarten]

It's a joke. Jokes are allowed. And this joke is funny... :)

[Shelty1]

funny shit !

[BlackPrince]

Originally posted by Rade
oh yeah, lets give the guy a good thrashing (http://w1.708.telia.com/~u70804208/thrashing.jpg) shall we? He should
know better than trying to post something supposedly funny on
these boards...

You've been waiting a long time to use that pic haven't you Rade?:p

[Rade]

I throw it around a few times every other month, I luv it :D

[Lareolan]

Thanks for the chuckle.

[Marx]

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.

I demand that france should be younger! Alizee is the hotness.

http://dirtynuke.net/AlizDance1.gif

[Shadow Dancer]

Oh my god..................



I really hate having a sex drive.


*wipes the drool off his chin*

[Benjie]

I didn't find it funny.

I Just responded with an ambivalent smile.

All you did was stereotype a few countries and insult women.

I thought you came across as a bit of a shovanist actually.

[Kenjuten]

Heh @ Benjie

I suppose everyone has their tastes...

Though to tell the truth, I was for the most part unimpressed.

[Drake6k]

Originally posted by Shadow Dancer
I really hate having a sex drive.

LOL that's a good quote.

You could always cut off your balls... I hate my balls...

[Benjie]

Originally posted by Drake6k
I hate my balls...
I hate your balls too.

[Ormy]

Error 405: Page Not Funny

Nah i actually thought that was quite good lol, made me laugh.

[Shadow Dancer]

Originally posted by Ormy
Error 405: Page Not Funny

Nah i actually thought that was quite good lol, made me laugh.


haha, now THAT's funny. :D

[Doc Holliday]

well i laughed. and benjie. its chauvanist

[greendonkeyuk]

i thought it was funny. sometimes you gotta be shallow, it reminds you how deep and philisophical life can be the rest of the time.

btw i loved error 405. :lol:



edit: the french chick jus looks like posh spice with nicer curves. there are tonnes better lookin women ALL over europe without having to soil yourself on the frenchies. j/k

[MjukisDjur]

Funny
Ormy even funnier.

We dont want to know about Drakes balls though :)