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Q`alooaith
19-12-03, 06:10
Somone's linked to the spark so let's take another test, see when your number's up, or at least when they think your number's up..
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/
Oh well, all got to go some time..
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 26, 2009
at the age of 29 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (46%)
Homicide (11%)
Cancer (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on June 26, 2009, as you slip silently into the night.
KramerTheWeird
19-12-03, 06:16
What's with all these spark tests coming up? I did these years ago.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 21, 2044
at the age of 62 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (20%)
Cancer (18%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
should i believe it?:D . . . hm damn . . . maybe . . . :eek:
Q`alooaith
19-12-03, 06:23
Me too, but it's fun to share and see what other people got.. most are realy funny..
November 10, 2069
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (39%) :(
Heart Attack (22%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
:cool: Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
July 24, 2075
at the age of 86 years old.
Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
86 years old. Not bad =) *counts down the days untill July 24, 2075*
Q`alooaith
19-12-03, 06:31
Originally posted by Drake6k
:cool: Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
oookkkaaay... *back's away slowly*
Hope I live longer than the test suggst's. I wanna see how many expansion's Neocron get's and play them all...
KramerTheWeird
19-12-03, 06:32
It's fun actually taking the tests again to see what they changed and to see if you've changed yourself. Un-telligent test I scored 12% higher than last time (88%), and the personality test I was an accountant, before a mad scientist.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 17, 2043
at the age of 57 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Drowning (5%)
well at least i'l die before i need viagra :rolleyes:
I just noticed I'm more likey to kill myself masturbating than get abducted. That makes me feel sooooooo much better. Those aliens that stand in the shadowy corners with big eyes are SCARY AS HELL and my biggest childhood fear. 8|
edit: and OMFG I die in 2069!!! I > everyone
Well that test sucks haha.
August 27, 2007
at the age of 26 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (22%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Aparantly I'm going to have a heart attack at the age of 26...
Q`alooaith
19-12-03, 07:31
Originally posted by Jest
Aparantly I'm going to have a heart attack at the age of 26...
I went to school somone who had a heart attack before their teen's.. It's not like it can't happen, esp if you have a family history of it..
BTW, 29 or there about's is rather young, though I'd be happy enough if I saw my 30th..
rubaduckythug
19-12-03, 07:45
February 9, 2058
at the age of 73 years old.8| o_O
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Atleast ill die during the shity years of my life b4 im stuck in a wheel chair shitting my pants and shaking nervously:rolleyes:
March 26, 2046
at the age of 62 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (36%)
Cancer (36%)
oooooooh noooo...
Edit: btw jest, what are you going to do with the three years left to live?
Originally posted by rob444
Edit: btw jest, what are you going to do with the three years left to live? Proably just play Neocron haha... wait... :(
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 5, 2054
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (44%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
70 isn't that bad, still got 50 years left
August 8, 2049
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
well bugger me, thats me dieing on my birthday :(
August 28, 2045
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Auto-fellatio????? wtf is that? dying from an automatic blowjob???? :confused:
Originally posted by Delloda
August 28, 2045
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Auto-fellatio????? wtf is that? dying from an automatic blowjob???? :confused:
lmfao. the hoover's gonna OWN YOU !!! :lol:
MjukisDjur
19-12-03, 12:29
Pretty damn old imop :)
September 3, 2044
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio 5%)
March 9, 2068
at the age of 84 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (37%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Crap... guess I'm gonna miss BDoY then...
Q`alooaith
19-12-03, 12:33
disturbing trend, I'm most likely here to be a homicde victim...:rolleyes:
wonder what got it that high..
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 17, 2033
at the age of 53 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Third Degree Burns (14%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Overdose (5%)
Richard Adregen
19-12-03, 12:54
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 19, 2075
at the age of 87 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
I rules you alll..... I will get older than ALL of you! :p
RA.
Yeah but you still wont live to see BDoY
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 1, 2055
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 1, 2070
at the age of 84 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 7, 2069
at the age of 86 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Homicide (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
July 14, 2062
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Homicide (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
It must be because of ths history of poor penmanship in my family :(
Original monk
19-12-03, 13:59
i die at 45 years old caused by an overdose :/ on the 11th of september, cant be a good sign :/
thats 23 years to go woohoo
March 3, 2036
at the age of 54 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (30%)
Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
strangely enough it thinks i drink too uch, as anyone who goes on irc will confirm i am a T-totaller
shodanjr_gr
19-12-03, 14:16
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 28, 2060
at the age of 74 years old.
Hehe guess im gonna be the longest around you ppl....
88 years olld 12 september thats hmm 71 years to go guess
i have time left :P
Most likely heart attack or cancer :S
September 29, 2057
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (22%)
Alcoholism (18%)
Alien Abduction (14%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
June 23, 2056
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (22%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Loneliness (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
What the hell is Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation?
Oh great im screwed
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 20, 2003
at the age of 19 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (35%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
bye flash =( *hug*
nice to have known you, etc.
How old are you Flash?
Also Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation, means having sex while someone chokes me to death, eh...o_O
Richard Adregen
19-12-03, 15:22
Bye... enjoy tomorrow... :)
He's obviously 19, or his birthday is tomorrow and he dies on his birthday... :eek:
RA.
uhhh... as it said above 19 :)
dying on ur birthday would suck so much ass lol
oh and i wont die till i see NC:BDOY so spark can stfu lol
Richard Adregen
19-12-03, 15:26
If you die tomorrow, let us know, ok? At least we'll know whether that thing is reliable or not ;)
RA.
Originally posted by FlashFF
Oh great im screwed
...
December 20, 2003
at the age of 19 years old.
...
Horrible Accident (7%)
Onoz... looks like its gonna be horrible accident for u 2moro...
Originally posted by Richard Adregen
If you die tomorrow, let us know, ok? At least we'll know whether that thing is reliable or not ;)
RA.
After not dying all day Flash decides to go on the comp to tell everyone what a load of useless junk it is. Just as he starts it up the computer explodes and kills him :eek: (damn) Heh... you have already set in motion the events that cause his demise RA :p
Alrite. Heres Mine :
January 01, 2004
On that date you will most likely die from :
Waiting for DoY (100%)
:lol:
October 18, 2054
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (28%)
Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
January 23, 2004
at the age of 18 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
ER WTF best not be true
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 29, 2045
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (33%)
Cancer (23%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Here (http://www.deathclock.com) is a simple one that I like.
This is what deathclock told me.
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Tuesday, July 13, 2049
http://www.deathclock.com/images/rotateskull.gif
VictorKruger
19-12-03, 16:30
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 19, 2059
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Electrolysis (13%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (6%)
Interesting stats from the DeathTest:
15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
WOOT i'm probably going to die from electro-shock therapy :eek: :p
Originally posted by FlashFF
Oh great im screwed
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 20, 2003
at the age of 19 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (35%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%) Yay some one younger than me, though the only way I see this answer happening is if you answered "yes" to like every disease question. But anyway, seeing as you are supposedly going to die tomorrow... can I have your stereo?
RuriHoshino
19-12-03, 18:44
February 12, 2030
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
not bad.
;)
Dribble Joy
19-12-03, 19:04
Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?
WTF??
I know people are dumb but for god's sake??!!!
Oh and...
December 15, 2064
at the age of 82 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (17%)
Contagious Disease (11%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Aen Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident(6%)
Promethius
19-12-03, 19:15
February 12, 20**
80 yrs old
Cancer (17%)
Electrolysis (17%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
heh can't wait.
Keyol45743241
19-12-03, 19:34
Originally posted by Duder
Also Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation, means having sex while someone chokes me to death, eh...o_O Wrong :rolleyes: Auto-Erotic means, that you do it yourself for pleasure. Like the guy who stuck a small fork used for cake and stick it in his er.. uh... weenie. Well... whatever pleases is allowed. :rolleyes: Just a very dumb thing he forgot to hold fast to it and turned up in the hospital where a friend of mine works. She couldn't get that grin of her face for almost two weeks :D
And Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation means you choke yourself while spanking the monkey. For example with a plastic bag over your head. :rolleyes: Quite a laugh for the person that eventually finds you :lol:
Originally posted by Keyol45743241
And Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation means you choke yourself while spanking the monkey. For example with a plastic bag over your head. :rolleyes: Quite a laugh for the person that eventually finds you :lol:
lol
And you would know what this really means, why? :p
j/k
Anyway, auto-fellatio is the way to go. If you have to be doing something to yourself, it might as well be that, eh? lol :D
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 12, 2065
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Confusion (5%)
5% chance of dying of Confusion :wtf:
Originally posted by FlashFF
Oh great im screwed
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 20, 2003
at the age of 19 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (35%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
I CALL HIS HI-FI!
Get a family member to post how you die kthxBYE :D
March 1, 2043
at the age of 54 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (19%)
Suicide (14%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Yeah!!!!!!1111111111
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 21, 2048
at the age of 63 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Homicide (7%)
lol, were all gonna get cancer
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 22, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Alien Abduction (11%) 8|
Homicide (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
April 17, 2054
at the age of 69 years old
Hells yeah!
Sexual Accident (14%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Drowning (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Wild Animal Mauling (8%)
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 12, 2067
at the age of 83 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (5%)
woot come get me j00 aliens!!!
Originally posted by Marx
April 17, 2054
at the age of 69 years old
Hells yeah!
Sexual Accident (14%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Drowning (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Wild Animal Mauling (8%) Don't be too happy there Marx. If you combine all your potential deaths then you will most likely die while you are being analy probed by aliens using a large electric pipe, but an alien creature from another planet gets loose from its cage and malfuntions the ship, dropping you out of the craft and landing in the ocean, where you can't swim because you are suffering a mild heart attack.
Or even worse than that it will be a completely normal sexual mishap at the age of 69... just think about the person you'll be having sex with at age 69 and tell me if you are still happy.
You can have your death. I'll take my cancer in 3 years thank you very much.
Originally posted by Jest
Don't be too happy there Marx. If you combine all your potential deaths then you will most likely die while you are being analy probed by aliens using a large electric pipe, but an alien creature from another planet gets loose from its cage and malfuntions the ship, dropping you out of the craft and landing in the ocean, where you can't swim because you are suffering a mild heart attack.
Or even worse than that it will be a completely normal sexual mishap at the age of 69... just think about the person you'll be having sex with at age 69 and tell me if you are still happy.
You sir, are a killjoy.
:(
:lol:
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 6, 2091
at the age of 106 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (21%)
Electrolysis (16%)
Cancer (13%)
Alcoholism (6%)
im fine with that ;] i like the number 2054 sounds kewl, and 69 is kewl ;]
and wouldnt b alcoholism bcuz i dont drink
tried again and lied out my ass:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 25, 2095
at the age of 110 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (28%)
Cancer (17%)
Drowning (11%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (9%)
Alcoholism (7%)
half way through the day and im still kicking
if i die one of me mates wil let you all now
meanwile come get ur rares ressed on pluto before i go :D
Originally posted by KramerTheWeird
What's with all these spark tests coming up? I did these years ago.
Same here - Heart attack for me :eek:
After making the least-healthy person ever deathtest said:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 25, 2003
at the age of 14 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (35%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
LOL im gonna die in 5 days
uhhhh
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 23, 2003
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (14%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Heart Attack (6%)
...Interesting...
EDIT: ill die in 3 days..I WIN!
Ah why not for the billionth time:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
September 3, 2052
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Suicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
TheDuckMan
20-12-03, 20:57
Originally posted by rubaduckythug
February 9, 2058
at the age of 73 years old.8| o_O
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Atleast ill die during the shity years of my life b4 im stuck in a wheel chair shitting my pants and shaking nervously:rolleyes:
lol geno your the biggest smoker i know. Everytime something happens your like, brb goin out for a smoke. Lol bullshit 73 :p
nah just messin with ya. I'm to scared to take the test myself. :p
Originally posted by TheDuckMan
lol geno your the biggest smoker i know. Everytime something happens your like, brb goin out for a smoke. Lol bullshit 73 :p
nah just messin with ya. I'm to scared to take the test myself. :p
you'll be eaten by ducks, that for sure
Q`alooaith
21-12-03, 00:17
Originally posted by Odin
Ah why not for the billionth time:
Hey, I didn't ask all them other time's, this is the first time I've asked this forum to take this test.. Unless you'd like to sticky this you'll probably see it again, and again as new people come, and find the spark and take the test and want to see other's take it too..
So in short, if you don't want to see The Spark test's thread's make a sticky of the test's..
TheDuckMan
21-12-03, 00:22
Originally posted by Al3X
you'll be eaten by ducks, that for sure
RAWR!!!! behold my power to control the force of ... errr... ducks :mad:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
June 2, 2034
at the age of 46 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (15%)
Homicide (15%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Overdose (7%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
TheDuckMan
21-12-03, 00:30
I didnt think alien abductions killed you. I thought they just like had alien sex and probed you. Then left. That is of course, if you think those claims are true.
April 18, 2051
at the age of 61 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (27%) :(
Cancer (26%) :(
Alien Abduction (7%) :eek:
Third Degree Burns (7%) :eek:
Alcoholism (6%) :p
Auto-Fellatio (5%) O_o
December 11, 2061
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
thewarrior008
21-12-03, 11:18
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
November 2, 2072
at the age of 85 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
lmoa i thought id live longer
Richard Adregen
21-12-03, 17:21
We haven't heard from flash yet... *ominous music starts*
Could it be... Could he be... *cowers*
RA.
hokay:
"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
December 26, 2003
at the age of 20 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (35%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
now THAT gives me some headache O_o
January 1, 2060
at the age of 78 years old
Cancer (22%)
Alien Abduction (14%) O_o
Heart Attack (13%)
Homicide (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
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