[OT] Un-telligent

[robinitnow]

so how Un-telligent are you?

http://test.thespark.com/untest/untelligence.cgi

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The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."




You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

71% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, snakes behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 71% Un-telligent

[Spectra260]

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."




You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

98% Un-telligent!

[Sanch0s]

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

34% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"The subject shows a serious lack of intelligence, and his sense of observation is weaker than normal; in a lot of ways, his brain capacity is similar to that of a newborn infant - he couldn't find his own ass in an empty room! Not that it isn't big enough.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 32% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."


I dont get it??

[nonamebrandeggs]

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

54% Un-telligent!

:(.

[robinitnow]

I wan't to know what nid and the clan leaders get

[Q`alooaith]

The Test Results Are In! "You are a smooth chick."




You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

72% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 72% Un-telligent

[Drake6k]

I got 43%

Instead of finding out how smart you are they see how close you are the the type of person they think is perfect. I had all the right answers damn it, fucking hippies.

[FBI]

I gave it a shot, here goes..kinda lengthy O_o



Cool, pwnage.

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

67% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of
geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly,
and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his
sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this,
he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does
a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent
attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would
rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it
effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our
study suggests there is a 32% chance that he will end up in
prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net
freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of
morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these
three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels
of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest
individuals."

Final Score: 67% Un-telligent



Second attempt for high score (6 minutes total):


You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

100% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of
geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly,
and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his
sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this,
he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one
way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or
pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir,
and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that
department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does
a lotfor his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net
freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of
morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these
three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels
of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest
individuals."

Final Score: 100% Un-telligent


Beat 100% :)

FBI

[Wannabe]

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 96% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 58% Un-telligent

And I'm a subleader of a clan ^^

// Wannabe

[Q`alooaith]

by the by, I took the death test.. worrying result's


"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."



Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 26, 2009
at the age of 29 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (46%)
Homicide (11%)
Cancer (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Drowning (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on June 26, 2009, as you slip silently into the night.

[|R@zor|]

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

68% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, cats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 68% Un-telligent

[Divide]

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

78% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 78% Un-telligent

[Psycho_Soldier]

That site is infested with spyware...

[|R@zor|]

Yep, those popups on every page were pissing me off no end.

[naimex]

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."




You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

83% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

[Kimiko]

59% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 58% chance that she will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 59% Un-telligent


I mostly like the
sinister and violent attitude. bit and the
Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, bit :p

[kurai]

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

89% Un-telligent!

[Furion]

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

50% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 98% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 50% Un-telligent

[Mumblyfish]

100% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lot for his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

And this was on my first attempt :lol:

I'm a cunt.

[Psyco Groupie]

that test sucks :rolleyes: o_O

[Nexxy]

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

72% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

[J. Folsom]

57% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 57% Un-telligent

Better to be average then to be an idiot, I suppose.

[Al3X]

Final Score: 42% Un-telligent

AND IM NOT @$^!#$^!%^ AGGRESSIVE YOU PIECE OF @$^%!$^^%%!

*cough*

muffy did it! the little bitch

[Sefran]

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

79% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 79% Un-telligent

[Duder]

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

76% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%


Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 76% Un-telligent

Hooray!!!!

[Matthew.v.smith]

Amazing how accurate mine is :p

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

72% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%



Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an above average level of intelligence, his sense of observation is abnormally below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, lions behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 72% Un-telligent
Matty.
:angel:

[*ph33r*]

"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 86% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 47% Un-telligent

Who cares about the %, Me > You kthx

[{MD}GeistDamnit]

http://test.thespark.com/untest/coolguy.jpg


79% :D