To pass the time (mildly entertaining)

[hudsonbeck]

Something to pass the time:
This is a game that they play on the Howard Stern show sometimes that is kinda stupid but I thought it might be a decent way to pass the day.

You have to state who you would F*, Marry, and kill. You have to chose all three. I will give you a list of three people and you have to state which you would F*, marry, and kill and state why if you like.

The three people are:
Jessica Simpson
Brittany Spears
Paris Hilton

Personal Answers:
F – Brittany Spears (Because she Hot and “tries” to appear to be an innocent girl)
M – Jessica Simpson (Because she is extremely beautiful, even when not all made over, and she is loaded)
K – Parris Hilton (Because she annoys me. She is Hot too but she likes to show it off to much, and with the tapes out now I can use my imagination anytime I want ;))

Not sure if anyone will find this mildly entertaining but I need to get through this day any way I can.

Hudson

[nonamebrandeggs]

I think it would be more interesting with guys.

F - Brittany Spears; Yeah er... she's alright...
M - Paris Hilton; Would do the work around the house.
K - Jessica Simpson; She'd fit in a washing machine... now _thats_ the way to kill.

[•Super|\|ova•]

Umm.. I would fuck a RealDoll(tm) since I never had tried fucking a fake human o_O I would marry my fiancee (and WILL ;) ) aaaaand I think I would kill Britney Spears since she is annoying little bitch who really is NOT hot, sexy or beautiful... and I would also like to kill George W.Bush if since he is so simple minded and arrogant asshole who thinks he knows what everyone needs but really doesn't. NO WAIT!!! I'd kill the ppl who voted him for president :lol:

[Original monk]

F*: none of em 3, they all: ugly, fake, plastic, ego-trippin, no XP

M: none of em 3, they all: immature, lazy, selfish, moneyslaves

K: none of em 3: its not because i dislike there attitudes and faces that i want em dead :)

Im sorry that im so negative, but ya chose the wrong 3 people mate, and i aint posting my list btw :P

[robdekoning]

haha dude, you watch too much television, if i can remember those 3 (2 ???) ...well atleast paris and jessica... were at Oprah ;)

OPRAH WATCHER!!!!!!



Originally posted by Original monk
F*: none of em 3, they all: ugly, fake, plastic, ego-trippin, no XP

M: none of em 3, they all: immature, lazy, selfish, moneyslaves

K: none of em 3: its not because i dislike there attitudes and faces that i want em dead :)

Im sorry that im so negative, but ya chose the wrong 3 people mate, and i aint posting my list btw :P

UGLY? please PLEASE look again and dont tell me this is about personal favour cause it's not, some girls are universally hot no doubt about it

[evs]

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Originally posted by Original monk
no XP
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heh dood you need to get out more :D

[ericdraven]

Originally posted by robdekoning
UGLY? please PLEASE look again and dont tell me this is about personal favour cause it's not, some girls are universally hot no doubt about it Maybe there are some universally hot girls, but Britney is for sure none of them. http://members.aon.at/eric.draven/puke.gif

[Phiberdelic]

Originally posted by robdekoning

UGLY? please PLEASE look again and dont tell me this is about personal favour cause it's not, some girls are universally hot no doubt about it

Ummm....have you ever seen Britney without her pounds of makeup? Gag me with a dead Drom's foot. She has this Mongolian Down-Syndrome look to her.

For those of you with weak stomaches...please don't look......









I said "don't look"...













GODDAMMIT FOR THE LOVE OF PETE JUST AVERT YOUR EYES BEFORE YOU GO BLIND................









Oh well I warned you...Now time to scrub your eyes with bleach.

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ok eric lemmie know if these dont work for you...i'm putting them at work temporrarily till I get home then I'll move em

[ericdraven]

Phiberdelic, the pics doesn't work... :(

I want to see them, oh... Britney without makeup, i am so masochistic! :D

/EDIT:


ok eric lemmie know if these dont work for you...i'm putting them at work temporrarily till I get home then I'll move em
Uah.. two of them are working now.. give me more! :lol:

/EDIT2: Ok, now all are working.. thanks.. NOT! :p

[Jest]

I see you replaced Carmen Electra with Paris Hilton. ;) And I think those of you who say none are missing the point. If your gonna say none then don't even post, the point is that you have to choose one for each. I don't really want to kill or marry any of the three but I will still choose. :eek:

K - Paris Hilton (She's the cheating type and not exactly the marriage type of person, and I'd rather not go where so many other men have gone before anyway).

F - Jessicca Simpson (Definitely the hottest of the 3 girls but she is WAY too high maintenance and she still pretty much does every thing her father says still).

M - Britney Spears (She has some serious mental problems...and that's hot. haha. She's hot - it's ok that she doesn't look as good without makeup it's not like I have a chance with her anyways - and she doesn't really want to make me beat her around where as the other two often do).

[hudsonbeck]

^^
Finally someone who understands the point:D

I did replace Carmen with Paris;) I thought it owuld be better with the new tapes out an all:)

Your picks make a lot of sense.

H

[Jest]

Oi, Phiber she's still hot in several of those pics but man that last pic of her is nasty.

[SnotNosedBrat]

F: Jessica Simpson- super hot but i agree with jest, high maintenance and daddys girl=wouldnt want to marry her

M: Britney Spears- just cause i have to pick one

K: Paris- annoying

[Phiberdelic]

@Jest...well to each their own, don't get me wrong in certain lighting and when the moon is just right, I'd say she has a nice rack. But again everyone has their preferences, I won't hold it against ya. :p

[Oath]

Kill all 3, i want a real woman not some stoopid twat.

[darknessfairy]

erm im a girlie... but for the purposes of this experiment ill put my answers...

f - britany spears...with the light off...and no touching (i wouldnt marry her, but i would like to torture her by not killing her)

m - jessica simpson - for her money, blatently, and to go shopping with :)

k - er i cant even remember the last birds name...and i dont know who or what she is...so im gunna kill her for that exact same reason...

[Promethius]

Originally posted by •Super|\|ova•
aaaaand I think I would kill Britney Spears since she is annoying little bitch who really is NOT hot, sexy or beautiful... and

annoying...yes
hot....yes
sexy....sure
annoying....yes

ok go head and kill her *turns around*