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Thundra
07-11-03, 18:25
heres anougher one i got.


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A couple were invited to a swanky family/friend masked fancy dress
Halloween party.

The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
>>was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need
for his good-time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain
and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.

As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here
and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had intercourse in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home
and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys so we went into the
spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
>> > > >
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad
and apparently he had the time of his life.

hudsonbeck
07-11-03, 18:31
that is simply f00ked up!

I am sick now, thx

Hudson

redjacket
07-11-03, 18:34
Nothing like ACCIDENTAL INCESTIOUS RELATIONS to start the day... normally I'd have to hunt for hours to find a story like this... now I feel complete... thank you

/me bows...

and further more... i'd like to continue... to... annoy rizzy... by using excessive... periods... like... I always... DO!

MUHAHAHAHA!!!........

anyway (said it AGAIN! OMG!) remember to make sure your not boning your dad, unless you actually WANT TO! This also applies to sisters, brothers, uncles, cousins, mothers, and old hobo's on the street corner who try to wash your car window's with what looks like a spray bottle filled with urine...

Richard Adregen
07-11-03, 18:56
I love stray periods... See.? Those things are so cool and... square!

That story made me laugh... again. It's not the first time I read it, but it is funneh :)

Archeus
07-11-03, 18:57
Originally posted by redjacket
Nothing like ACCIDENTAL INCESTIOUS RELATIONS to start the day... normally I'd have to hunt for hours to find a story like this... now I feel complete... thank you


Could of just tried Snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/costume.htm

redjacket
07-11-03, 18:59
Originally posted by Archeus
Could of just tried Snopes.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/mistaken/costume.htm I'm stupid, remember? I cannot figure out simple things... like taking out my picture ID and my ticket at the SAME TIME... or that metal detecters detect metal... and that COINS and KEYS and all kinds of SHIT is made out of metal...

someone tell me where thats from and I'll give you... NOTHING! Maybe a pat on the back... maybe a kick in the balls... maybe...