View Full Version : Help me out i have no life.
Glorfindel
06-10-03, 18:58
Hi ppl i need your help here, the thing is i have no life
I would like YOUR ideas how to get one !!!!!!
The best idea will get a medkit on pluto !!!!!
KidWithStick
06-10-03, 18:59
jump off a bridge:wtf:
Glorfindel
06-10-03, 19:00
Live in the forrest no bridges... :(
1.) Start smoking, always carry a lighter and a pack of cigs.
2.) Buy, rent, or steal a BMW or Mercedes with dark tints... not one of those pussy coupes, like a mafia char.
3.) Speak with a heavy Russian accent.
4.) Get a dummy grenade and carry it in your pocket all the time.
5.) Tell people your name is Sergei, and you're an arms dealer.
6.) Always say: "Stupid American, for one billion rubles I can get a car wash!"
Glorfindel
06-10-03, 19:02
Lol already smoke atleast hehe 1 of 5 :O
Throw your PC out the window. Should help. RWAr
hmmm.. only have a wanka monk on pluto.. but nvm that..
:: 10 Steps to get a life ::
1) Get an education
2) Get a job
3) Get a wife
4) Get some kids
5) Do these whilst still partying your brains out
6) Never forget to play atleast 5 hours of neocron each day
7) Do whatever you can to have sex with twins.. (before you get married preferrably)
8) Get a reliable dog.. It´s the only thing that will love you... the kids will like the mother more..
9) Eat junk at least once a week, or you´ll get stomach cramps from all the healthy crap
10) If you are able to live out these steps.. your life will be a lot better than mine :/
These 10 steps was brought to you by "naimex - Your guide to life"
Girls come and go.
But your hand is forever.
http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv/newsite/knife/_knife-in-hand.jpg
Glorfindel
06-10-03, 19:03
Or i know GET THE NC SERVER BACK UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go out more.
Get some friends, go play paintball, surprising how quickly you make friends when you get smacked the shit outta with little paint pods :lol: :lol:
Thats how i met all meh mates, that and through my old job.
Richard Slade
06-10-03, 19:06
Spam forums
That's a good way of lifes IMO
(Hrmmm ignore that Mods)
Life gain outside Neo:
1)
2)Smoking
3)Morrowind
4)
5)
6)
That's all you need for a good life without neo
MjukisDjur
06-10-03, 19:08
Originally posted by Sefran
Get a Girl?
They are costly and does not tidy or do the dishes like on tv :/
{MD}GeistDamnit
06-10-03, 19:08
find a job doing what you love. don't just take any job. oh anquit smoking FFS. smoking sucks, smoke weed not that cancer giving tobacco.
Well here goes..
Step one: cancel your NC account and snap the CD
Step two: Ring up some friends and go on beer night in town
Step three: Drink stupid amounts of alcohol
Step four: Walk into a club and pull the hottest woman u can
Step Five: Get yerself a kebab before u go home..
Do this 3 or 4 times a week and admire you new found beer gut and alcoholism :D
O_o; Yaknow, I could just yoink a medkit set right out of a Yo's trashcan whenever I want/need one...so I dunno why i'm even responding to this thread. =P
Anyway, what they all said. ^^;
Originally posted by {MD}GeistDamnit
find a job doing what you love. don't just take any job. oh anquit smoking FFS. smoking sucks, smoke weed not that cancer giving tobacco.
Isnt it proven Weed is 3x worse then normal tabacco? o.0
Originally posted by Richard Slade
Life gain outside Neo:
1)
2)Smoking
3)Morrowind
4)
5)
6)
now there is a smart guy.
Forget beer. Absinthe is the true drink of...
...
..
.
What was I saying again?
http://www.absinthespoon.com/glasses/absinthe10166t.jpg
Learn to play an instrument
Smoke weed
Buy urself a sports car
Live for the now, and not for the never.
Read philosophy
Have lots of sex with someone u love :p
I love my life ;)
Glorfindel
06-10-03, 19:13
Already played morrowind hehe
Good game :)
DRINK...................
I recently seem to have made the mistake of doing the following;
Starting up my own company "BB's PC-ServiceS" in Surrey whilst studying for a HND in computing sciences.
Moast of the time im in the pub with me m8s whilst i should be working waiting for my mobile (the crappy old Nokia brick thing) to ring so i can charge some poor sucker VAST ammounts of money for a quick pc fix.
Then, go home in the evening to your Dog, "the only one who truly loves you" and watch Toonami all night on Sky whilst drinking vast amounts of vodka and martini.
PS; boming arround is suped up cars
i dont think i missed any ting.........
BB
{MD}GeistDamnit
06-10-03, 19:14
Is it just me or is the genral consensus of this thread telling this poor guy how to get a life revolve around sex and drug's? ( namely alchahol )
I know he was being sarcastic, but it seems that most of you truly believe going to bars getting drunk and fucking some toothless hag is the best thing in life o_O
and some even spoke that word that should be banned for "marrage" omg ! :D
I was married, I used to go to bars, and I fucked a lot of women I met in places like that. And none of that compares to me sitting down at my PC and working on a model. I'm sory, you spend 75% or some shit of your life at work, so u better pick a job u like. oh and for fun on weekends, go to church events and shit, this way you pick up a wife to be, in stead of some piggy that looks good cause your drunk/stoned ;)
cheers-
Golbez
Try that Starwars Knighs of the old republic, should shave a week off yer NC playing time :)
Glorfindel
06-10-03, 19:16
O k i have a life just got bored ^^
I already drink to much (absinth to) and smoke to
Just that this second im bored
TY all for the tips
Richard Slade
06-10-03, 19:17
If u liked Morrowind and played through it,
get the expansions and do another char completly different
the game isn't the same at all in that way
Trust me, I lost myself between two chars and was thinking in a Bal'mora
"Hmm where's the magic shop" and wen't into the armory ;)
[Edit] Anyone know where to get "Real" (Gold) Absinthe in sweden?
Or import atleast?!
PLEASE?!
Absinth is for teh nubs :p u ever try a cheeky vimto ? ;)
Lifes A Bitch
Then U Marry 1:D
Glorfindel
06-10-03, 19:20
cheeky vimto :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Tell ME !!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
1) diet - you are what you eat and you are what you do. eventually. take a cooking class, nothing fancy, just how to cook. trust me, makes taking care of yourself a whole lot easier.
2) to break a rut try something different, just get a random job somewhere and keep it as long as you want to, look for another job -- do what you want, explore the world, it's an interesting and amazing place when you are in the right frame of mind
3) try to think of one thing that you wanted to try that will get you out of the house and among people. something feasable (doable) --- make a plan and do it
4) 90 percent of life is showing up --- if you are somewhere doing something and you are physically there and you are mentally there on a consistent basis (meaning that you are "showing up") ----- over time a whole bunch of other shit seems to fall into place. yes, showing up also means 3 squares and decent sleep.
5) add something physical to your schedule, don't go hog wild with it, extremely few of us are the next "arnold", do something sustainable and reasonable
6) don't watch TV or listen to the radio that much
7) don't be on the computer that much
8) seek out people in one form or another, try to connect yourself to the world. some won't work out, some will, that's just the name of the game.
9) if you are phobic or anxious about something --- don'g back down. in moderate / small ways keep pushing the envelope. in general, the more you do today, the more you can do tomorrow. as long as you don't waste yourself by trying to tackle too much
10) never ever eevvvveeerrrr give up
Well it wont screw yer head in like absinth but its uber all the same ;)
Get a pint glass, fill it say.... pubs usually give u a double shot but i like to add more myself.. so half a pint of Port and fill the rest of the glass with blue WKD. The great thing is it tastes like vimto but gets u legless :D
And if thats too weak for u absinth drinking ub3r p0wa drinkers then add that too ;)
Be my girlfriend.
Be my girlfriends ex-boyfriend.
Find me a girlfriend.
Find me a friend who has a girl to be my girlfriend.
:p
Go outside, breath fresh air.
:) Mingoo
Is it just me or is the genral consensus of this thread telling this poor guy how to get a life revolve around sex and drug's? ( namely alchahol )
HEY! I told him to impersonate a former soviet operative - turned international arms dealer.
diet - you are what you eat and you are what you do. eventually. take a cooking class, nothing fancy, just how to cook. trust me, makes taking care of yourself a whole lot easier
um... s'gedios (http://www.goodygiftbox.com/canned-pasta.html).
'nuff said.
cheeky vimto
1/2 pt glass, double shot of ruby port, bottle of blue weekend. Yay studentmax!
TheonlyoneIknow
06-10-03, 19:28
@ Foo
Life's a bitch
Then you marry a bitch
Play NC til the bitch ups and leaves
Then you divorce said bitch
Then KK take the servers down, and you think NO ONE loves you
And at the end of all that........
.......Lifes still a bitch.
OFC, you may have a fantastic life, married or otherwise, full of love, happiness, wealth and health.
Let's hope it's the latter :)
Glorfindel
06-10-03, 19:29
Hahaha
Damn nice tips :)
Ever tryied a norway hydra ???
Hits between the eyes hehe :)
greploco ur the best so far ;)
Well the first thing to do is to stop playing games. They are the bane of all productivity.
Then read books, educate yourself, hang out with people, do allot of thinking, chase girls but try to avoid heavy relationships as they are only adviced for people in thier 30's.
Step one is not as easy as it sounds :rolleyes:
Then read books, educate yourself, hang out with people, do allot of thinking, chase girls but try to avoid heavy relationships as they are only adviced for people in thier 30's.
Books are good.
Educating yourself is good.
Girls are BAD.
Please yourself with... yourself! It is the only way to remain pure in the impurity known as the world!
PURITY OF FLUIDS, PURITY OF ESSENCE!
I can give women my fluids - but not my essence.
Originally posted by Richard Slade
[Edit] Anyone know where to get "Real" (Gold) Absinthe in sweden?
Or import atleast?!
PLEASE?!
Yes, Go over to Denmark and drink it there because in Sweden it is illegal.
Originally posted by MjukisDjur
They are costly and does not tidy or do the dishes like on tv :/
Yes, but the EXP gain is awesome :o)
Glor u lazy lazy man, take a plane to germany and get them servers up, then go kill SXR like we did back in the day.
Oh, or come build me a new comp, so I can get back on and fight u. I miss playing this goddamn game =(, and I have to wait until I get my salary, not just untill the servers come back up.
Pity NOW PLS!!!!
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