How to get PE PA... (spoof)

[Lexxuk]

Ok, firstly, you need sympathy with the correct factions.

PE PA consists of Armour (tangent) Resists (protopharm) and bonus's (biotech) you therefore need +100 sympathy with all of the above factions & be allied to all 3 factions at once. Once you have this, the NPC becomes visible to you.

On talking to the NPC, you will start a run, depending upon which armour level you require, you will require the following...

PA 1 - Requirements:

Tank PA lvl 1+2+3+4
Monk PA (passive) lvl 1+2+3+4
Monk PA (aggressive) lvl 1+2+3+4
Spy PA (see Spy PA below to find out how to get it)
Duranium Armourvest 1+2+3+4
An LE chip
200 Chitin
A Special Forces CPU

PA 2 - Requirements

Tank PA lvl 2+2+3+4
Monk PA (PPU&APU) lvl 2+2+3+4
Spy PA
Duranium Armourvest 2+2+3+4
An LE chip
200 Chiting
A Special Forces CPU
A Moveon CPU

PA3 - Requirements

As above except Tank/Monk PA lvl 3+3+3+4
A Protopharm Resistor CPU
A Synaptic Accelloratorrror

PA4 - Requirements

As above except Tank/Monk PA lvl 4+4+4+4
A Hercules CPU
A Riggers Dream CPU
A Drom
3 Pain Easer with 5 slots
A Mech
5 Packages from DoY Gates
3 Items dropped when you kill a storm bot
5 Titan Armour
10 Viper Armour
15 Energy Soul Blades
20 Storm Lasers
Cron Beer

Spy PA - Requirements

PA1 needs:

PE PA Lvl 1

PA2 needs
PE PA lvl 2

PA 3 neds
PE PA lvl 3

PA4 needs
PE PA lvl 4 & the Xray Ammo Suit thingy

:lol: :lol:

[BlackPrince]

You're a sick bastard, you know that?

[Lexxuk]

Yep :p I R T3H EVAL 1!!!111oneoneone hehehe

[Judge]

lmao lexxuk....

I bet that someone is gonna rush out and get those :p

[nonamebrandeggs]

Lexxuk for story guy!

[Agent L]

Damn.
Quit aol.
NOW.

[kurai]

Missed one vital requirement.

The NPC that starts the run script will only talk to a runner with 100 STR plus 100 DEX plus 100 PSI.

[CkVega]

Have you been up all night working on that Lexx?

[___T-X____]

they make the epic runs to easy, is that really all you need ?

[nonamebrandeggs]

Oh, and the NPCs can only be spawned by a GM who is picked out of a hat daily.

[BlackPrince]

Don't forget you have to do the Funky Chicken over the corpse of your favorite constructor after having killed him in Plaza 1.

[Ryuben]

Originally posted by nonamebrandeggs
Oh, and the NPCs can only be spawned by a GM who is picked out of a hat daily.

now thats jsut stupid go back to ur room, now, GO ON !! bad eggs

[Siygess]

You're an evil genius, you know that? I think there will be a bunch of angsty and impatient PE and Spy players who are going to explode when they see that the thread isnt going to give them their precious PA on a platter. Or at all ;)

This does, however, seem like a good opportunity to remind people to check out my male PE skin over in the Modifications section of the forum.. navigate your way there or just click on the link in my sig :D

[Lexxuk]

Originally posted by Siygess
This does, however, seem like a good opportunity to remind people to check out my male PE skin over in the Modifications section of the forum.. navigate your way there or just click on the link in my sig :D

OMG, advertising, that isnt allowed in these forums you know!! Now you have to get nrg bones too for ur PE Armour :p

@ Agent L - OMG DOC THEIR IS NOTHNG WRONG WIT AOL IT RUL3S ITS TEH BST WE R DA BST WE RULE!!!1!1 OMG W3 R GONG 2 TAEK OV3R DA WORLD H3HEHE

[VetteroX]

That HONESTLY wasnt funny... I screamed WHAT THE FUCK at the top of my lungs until I read it all and realsied it must be a joke. I literaly, no joke, felt sick in my stomach when I read the reqs for pa 1.

[Lexxuk]

considering the Monk PA requires Tank PA, you should be able to assume the followin:

Tank PA 1
Duranit Armour 1
LE perhaps
Chitin or another item drop
A rifle (archer/assault/tar)
A pistol (one of the uzi's)

[japata]

Damn. I rushed and got all those MC5 chips for nothing. :mad: