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phunqe
23-12-12, 14:13
...someone rings the doorbell to your house and you check your local list in game to see whom it might be.

Happened just now, I've been playing too much clearly :p
Ascension
23-12-12, 14:33
...when your girlfriend, fiancée, wife keeps breaking your balls for being on 'that game' too much and reciting the words "you'd rather be on there than spend time with me!"
Trivaldi
23-12-12, 14:58
...when your girlfriend, fiancée, wife keeps breaking your balls for being on 'that game' too much and reciting the words "you'd rather be on there than spend time with me!"
It's even worse when your response to her is 'I'm working on something I need to get done. I'll be down once I've fixed this bit'.

It might look like a gameworld editor to me but to her it just looks like I'm playing more Neocron ;)
Haggis.at
23-12-12, 15:23
When you get arrested for poking people with a needle and demanding money for it :)
When you enter a hospital and ask around for a conster for your TL 80 Weapon @ Medicare
When you hit a cop with your fists and wait to level CON
Danae
23-12-12, 16:22
...when your girlfriend, fiancée, wife keeps breaking your balls for being on 'that game' too much and reciting the words "you'd rather be on there than spend time with me!"

It's not only wives! :P
Ascension
23-12-12, 16:33
I tried to be all encompassing, read again ;)
Danae
23-12-12, 16:39
You weren't all gender encompassing ;P Which is my point sorry! :D
William Antrim
23-12-12, 16:54
When you're in tescos and you park your trolley over the last case of beers so noone else can loot it! Then you say haha noobs as you pick it up and drive away, with your girlfriend wondering what the hell just happened.
Dribble Joy
23-12-12, 17:09
It started years ago; internally referring to myself as DJ and not Dan.....
Forget My Name
23-12-12, 17:55
I stopped visiting my normal porn sites.... and just sit in pepper park 2 staring at the fat dancing hooker.
lawless
23-12-12, 17:56
When someone pisses you off so much that you just pull your Cursed Soul and start shooting. After that you realize there are no cool weapons in real life and you don't remember how to solve your problems without plasma.
Hell-demon
23-12-12, 18:29
When you pull out your bones because you want new ones...
Doc Holliday
23-12-12, 18:53
I love these threads. seen some good ones over the years. i wonder if i can dig one up and copy and paste some of the shit over to this one.
Faid
24-12-12, 18:24
The one that i still do all the time is when my phone is low on battery, I see the battery icon really low and i think to myself "I need to heal my phone".
Drachenpaladin
24-12-12, 18:32
Your partner tells you he has a handcrafted present for you for Christmas and you are disappointed that it is not a 4 slot all-artifact Plasma-WMD.
Libra
24-12-12, 19:17
When you hear wasteland winds in your head when you walk out of the house.
Drachenpaladin
07-01-13, 16:58
When Swamp Gliders hover around your sink with the dirty dishes -,-