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Torg
28-10-12, 16:33
You never know whats behind a locked door. Chances are, a hacker will find out. Don't ask me where this door is, or how to find it, i'll keep it a secret, for your own and all our safety. If this information would get into the wrong hands... well, this is not going to happen. Just let me tell you one thing. Way out in the wastelands, there is an old, rotten, cursed ruin, guarded by unspeakable atrocities. And in its very mid there's this door.

http://i.imgur.com/ROKZ0.jpg (http://imgur.com/ROKZ0)

And behind the door, given you're tough enough to pick it's lock, there's a maze of poison and radiation, and a quiet corner with surprise! - a smuggler. So, what's on offer?

http://i.imgur.com/H1SxP.jpg (http://imgur.com/H1SxP)

The lightning ball launcher. Comes in three sizes, from deadly to nuclear mass destruction. I did a snapshot of the lowest model, and i nearly lost my mind when i first saw those monstrous guardians launching exploding lightning balls at any unlucky trespasser, repeatedly bouncing from walls, floor, ceiling until the target is utterly maimed. So i don't have plans to ever return to this godless place and just pray to the nameless gods of Neocron no other runner will ever unearth this secret. We all would be lost in the war to come.

nabbl
28-10-12, 17:14
hmm ... not funny at all ;-)

Jameson Clarke
28-10-12, 17:22
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/024/183/500pxShopped.jpg?1318992465

William Antrim
28-10-12, 18:28
Spam. Its not April for another 5 months bro.

Trivaldi
28-10-12, 18:36
No harm in a story gents, very creative. Moved to Garriot's Diner.

Torg
28-10-12, 18:39
Moved to Garriot's Diner.
at least one to understand RP here. about the same ratio as ingame, where most ppl arent able to enjoy additional drama.

IanKett
28-10-12, 19:51
Decent post, I enjoyed it and it was something interesting for once haha

Jameson Clarke
28-10-12, 23:36
Lightning Ball launcher? You mean a Raygun Cannon?

Torg
28-10-12, 23:39
...monstrous guardians launching exploding lightning balls at any unlucky trespasser, repeatedly bouncing from walls, floor, ceiling until the target is utterly maimed....
you said raygun cannon?

yavimaya
29-10-12, 05:13
This could easily be ingame! Especially the way its named a lightning ball when it should be ball lightning.

Zombie
30-10-12, 01:19
Nice try bro !
1.) All stats in weapon description are white colored, and the weapon is colored red. Got you :)
2.) Also, 64% weapon damage means solid points ammount in heavy combat. What kind of hacker it would be ? :P

Torg
30-10-12, 01:35
Nice try bro !always.

1.) All stats in weapon description are white colored, and the weapon is colored red. Got you :)not so fast, mister, its red because its secret, you know?

2.) Also, 64% weapon damage means solid points ammount in heavy combat. What kind of hacker it would be ? :Pfull hacker hc-spy. has more than 100 hc. really.