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Breakaway
20-02-10, 19:26
SEX!
Been a while ;)
Nidhogg
20-02-10, 19:27
Spam, closed.

N

(You're right!)

/edit - only joking! Welcome back. :)
Setlec
20-02-10, 22:09
Spam, closed.

N

(You're right!)

/edit - only joking! Welcome back. :)

hmmm? o_O

Anyway, welcome back!
zii
20-02-10, 22:12
SEX!)

Breakaway
.:W@NG:.Fellowship Of The Wang

Did you misspell Wang?

z.

PS. Welcome back.
Biglines
20-02-10, 22:25
Spam, closed.

N

(You're right!)

/edit - only joking! Welcome back. :)
i prefer this im back post to most others :P
Hell-demon
21-02-10, 11:49
sex?

I'll take three
Mr. Kassad
21-02-10, 16:57
How long does Sex stay good if I store it in the freezer?
Jodo
22-02-10, 01:00
How long does Sex stay good if I store it in the freezer?

If it's a good freezer, the same as bodies, about 2 - 3 months. After that bits will start sticking to you when you pull out.
*Dazz*
22-02-10, 05:38
If it's a good freezer, the same as bodies, about 2 - 3 months. After that bits will start sticking to you when you pull out.

Wooooow.....
Serah Logan
02-03-10, 13:20
......when you pull out.

Amatures....
NAPPER
02-03-10, 21:34
Sex !
Breakaway
02-03-10, 23:51
I sexed my lecturer at university today, he looked very confused ;)
Mr. Kassad
03-03-10, 13:44
If it's a good freezer, the same as bodies, about 2 - 3 months. After that bits will start sticking to you when you pull out.

Well thanks for that so far.

Another question: Where the hell can I find the "date of expiry"-print on a girl?
I really looked everywhere and I was not able to find it :confused:

This is really important because what good does freezing sex do if the girl is expired already? Nothing!
Aeon Blur
03-03-10, 15:29
Its right next to the 666 birthmark on her scalp, cant miss it.
Jodo
03-03-10, 19:51
Well thanks for that so far.

Another question: Where the hell can I find the "date of expiry"-print on a girl?
I really looked everywhere and I was not able to find it :confused:

This is really important because what good does freezing sex do if the girl is expired already? Nothing!

You need to saw off her foot just above the ankle and count the rings. Anymore than 32 and she's probably past best.
Don't forget to cauterise the leg though as you don't want a healthy "18 ring" drying up.

Edit: Don't make the mistake of freezing the foot first as it's next to impossible to then count the rings.

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j172/Jodo_Kast/ClaireBennettFrozenFoot001.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j172/Jodo_Kast/ClaireBennettFrozenFoot002.jpg

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j172/Jodo_Kast/ClaireBennettFrozenFoot003.jpg