A reason to play World of Warcraft [Archive]

Lexxuk

30-07-09, 17:41

Had to share this with you.....

Not safe for work, or if your significant other is near by (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/878989144.html)

Damn, apart from being over 29, blonde with blue eyes, I'm so in there!

silent000

30-07-09, 18:20

I once had sex with my ex-girlfriend while she played on Ultima Online, pissed me off a bit rele but my fault I got her into that game, she liked the colour of the pink house + llama I gave her...

Lexxuk

30-07-09, 19:07

I see... so if you give a girl a pink house and a llama she puts out? Thanks for the tip! :D

Chosen One

30-07-09, 20:40

ha! silly WoW....

my lady friend wants me to go down on her while she plays L4D :D

Biglines

30-07-09, 21:23

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w42/barrow_co2/Facepalm.jpg

just saying...

Hell-demon

01-08-09, 03:07

well...lets just say

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/37/Ariel_I_CAME.jpg

Setlec

01-08-09, 03:29

Lmfao

Fenix Wylde

01-08-09, 22:46

wheres my troll spray..

:)

Dribble Joy

02-08-09, 06:37

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/funny-pictures-cat-is-stupid.jpg

*Dazz*

02-08-09, 08:12

I'ma copy that and put it in a guy's locker at work, I bet he don't even check the date on it just goes home nearly jizzin on himself the whole way thinkin he'll actually see a vagina thanks to all that time on WoW...

Hell-demon

03-08-09, 19:45

Playing WoW actually restores your virginity.

flib

03-08-09, 20:04

Tell that to rape victims you insensitive son of a bitch.

Setlec

03-08-09, 20:20

Playing WoW actually restores your virginity. you mean restore ppl's stupidity, right? 'coz i can't imagine that it would restore something else than stupidity.

Hell-demon

03-08-09, 22:02

When I was a virgin I was stupid...that count?

nobby

03-08-09, 22:32

Tell that to rape victims you insensitive son of a bitch.

Slightly... unneeded? :confused:

flib

03-08-09, 22:48

More than slightly.

L0KI

04-08-09, 13:58

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/in_before_lock.gif

About as needed as the above dive & roll.

Lexxuk

04-08-09, 14:30

When I was a virgin I was stupid...that count?

Dude, we're MMO'ers, we are by definition virgins (even if we have made the beast with two backs with plenty of girls) and we'll be virgins as long as there is an internet with MMO's on it.... Unless we play WoW then we'll forever be virgins and never actually get to the having sex part, unlike other MMO virgins who do have sex but retain their virginity, if that makes sense.

/has had lots of sex, and not just the "pretend" solo sex with kiera knightly, although my g/f is nice and told me if she ever has sex with kiera, I can watch, how is *that* for a fantastic girlfriend?!

Hoder

04-08-09, 17:33

my g/f is nice and told me if she ever has sex with kiera, I can watch, how is *that* for a fantastic girlfriend?!fantastic only if she lets you join in ;)

just watch?? :rolleyes:

Hell-demon

04-08-09, 20:45

fantastic only if she lets you join in ;)

just watch?? :rolleyes:

Typical virgin speak right here folks.

Lexxuk

04-08-09, 20:55

Just watching is perfectly fine, otherwise she would expect me to join in with that Cloony fella too so setting a precedent is acceptable, plus, her and Keira... hawt!! Now all I got to do is get Keira to remove that blooming court order preventing me from coming within 100 meters of her, and I can make my move! :lol: :lol:

Hell-demon

04-08-09, 21:56

Keira is a pouty, anorexic whore who can't act for shit.

Get a real woman with meat on her bones. I tell ya if I met Keira I'd be like "Hey, bitch! Eat a mother-fucking burger!"

Lexxuk

04-08-09, 22:05

Between you and me, but don't tell anyone, I think Whoppie Goldberg is frikken hawt :o

Hell-demon

04-08-09, 22:07

Jungle fever

Archtemplar

05-08-09, 00:08

Keira is a pouty, anorexic whore who can't act for shit.

I agree.

flib

05-08-09, 02:12

She has a ridiculous nose.

Lexxuk

05-08-09, 02:21

I shall make a note and not invite any of you Kiera haters once she receives my email and goes "ohh yeah, that sounds hot, i'll brt, bring poking gel!" so there! :P

flib

05-08-09, 02:32

I don't give a shit. Plastic is not attractive.

Hell-demon

05-08-09, 02:49

Silicon parts are made for toys.

silent000

05-08-09, 11:18

See it has to be Mary Kate and Ashley for me, oh well another dream for the MMO nerds :cool:

SilentEye

05-08-09, 15:17

Why has Jessica Alba not yet been mentioned?

Oh the thoughts of it alone... prrr!

danmalone

05-08-09, 16:23

See it has to be Mary Kate and Ashley for me, oh well another dream for the MMO nerds :cool:

Dream?

Pff... make that shit reality already. Only a plane ticket away :D

Biglines

05-08-09, 18:21

Why has Jessica Alba not yet been mentioned?

Oh the thoughts of it alone... prrr!
cuz she's actually beautiful... ;)

Lexxuk

05-08-09, 19:35

Fine fine, when my better half jumps in the sack with Keira and Jessica and Kate and Mary and Sailor Moon, none of you are invited to watch with me, and thats almost final (tickets are available £100 each, £200 if you want to bring a video camera!) :angel:

Hell-demon

05-08-09, 20:20

While you nerds have been talking about this I've actually got laid a few times :rolleyes:

Biglines

05-08-09, 20:32

what has getting laid in the real world to do with fantasizing about these girls?

Lexxuk

05-08-09, 20:40

I agree, getting laid is besides the point, anyone can get laid, its not as if its some sacred art passed down through generations of secret monks (although monks in Japan were actually more into buggery as they were not allowed to shag women, and samurai would take an apprentice, literally, from behind....). If you want a nice friendly shag, you go to your local pub and look out for the easy trollop who sleeps with anything that moves, and things that don't.

HOWEVER, unless you find a girl who you can go out with, sit on a bench and watch the girls go by with "what dya think?" and your girl giving you her own "damn, she's hot, I'd do her!" you're missing out on a world of wonder :D

Seriously, having a girlfriend who's also interested in girls is very fun, unless she decides to leave you for another woman without an invitation to watch/join in/film/get your friends to join in too, that'd suck :o

Hell-demon

05-08-09, 21:16

I have a fiance and I'm just dandy. Besides more than one girl is just greedy.

THE_TICK!!!!

05-08-09, 21:39

women are a pain in the fucking ass

William Antrim

05-08-09, 22:43

While you nerds have been talking about this I've actually got laid a few times :rolleyes:

God youre so cool.

Hell-demon

06-08-09, 00:03

Damn straight, here's proof:

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e8/Db1056ny5.jpg

I work out a lot.

Lexxuk

06-08-09, 00:13

It's the internet, anyone can post pictures of them with a girl, cept me cause ya know, I don't have internet access right now ; ;

Hell-demon

06-08-09, 01:22

Photshop yourself with Keira, I dare you.

Dare ya..... :wtf:

Lexxuk

06-08-09, 17:23

Hell no, photoshop me with Sailor Moon and Sailor Mercury though, I dare you! Double dare you!!

Hell-demon

06-08-09, 17:59

Such depravity should never be made!

Lexxuk

06-08-09, 19:13

Such depravity is made daily, have you ever watched Japanese animation? I have! Seriously, catching cute little monsters, small ones, pocket monsters if you will, then engaging them in cruel fights to the death with other pocket monsters, then selling the end products to kids and getting them hooked on the games so Nintendo can sell tons of DS's with the SAME FRIKKEN GAME EVERY GOD DAMN TIME, and people STILL BUY THEM!!

Now that is depravity, wheres my doctored pics of me with Moon and Mercury? :angel:

naimex

07-08-09, 05:33

fantastic only if she lets you join in ;)

just watch?? :rolleyes:
Typical virgin speak right here folks.

Don't listen to him Hoder, I'll try to find that tape we made at Lexx's cabin last summer. That'll prove him!

Anyways, it's a nice offer from her, but ... I don't know... there's just something unappealing about girls that don't come off as innocent....

Lexxuk

07-08-09, 15:25

At the cabin? You mean droms count? :angel: :lol:

Nymphette79

10-08-09, 23:44

Okay, firstly having sex while gaming can be fun but cum in a keyboard isnt, brings new meaning to the phrase "sticky keys" but also u can't actually control a character all that great whilst being rammed from behind!!!

And yes alot of women do like a bit of girl on girl, I myself appreciate the female form but in all honesty give me a threesome with 2 men anyday ;)

And i'm baffled by the girls statement of her being very tight as she hadn't had it for a while, unless im different it doesn't actually work that way!!

But kudos to her for putting her weight on there, braver girl than many!!

Anyway the post gave me a smile xxx