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stelco
29-06-09, 14:04
ALL HAIL THE GIANT TOMATO! YES! and thank you!

As we all know Tomatoes are the most violent Fruit in the world!

You can tell this because of the taste of it!

In the world of neocron, Tomatoes are worshiped by many factions!

underneath Tech haven there is a Tomato , that powers the entire city.

When the wastelanders found tomatoes after the mutations across the wasteland, and ravages of war. They found out the POWER a Tomato has! it had enough fuel in one tomato to power a rhino tank for a week!

But some people fear the tomato, and say its a sin! these evil people still want us to use fossil fuels as a power source.

There is a church near gravis up link, called CHURCH OF THE TOMATO
The monks their worship the tomato, and only ask others to see its power.

these crahn monks protect the tomato from the fallen angels whom want to turn the tomato into a mutant cyborg to destroy neocron city.

ITS UP TO YOU! TO HELP OR STOP THE TOMATO WORSHIPERS! ( gun shots in back ground ) THEY HAVE FOUND ME! NOW SEND OUT THE WORD OF THE TOMATO! Arrg im hit! *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

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Jodo
29-06-09, 15:51
Spam and tomatoes don't mix. Close thread. :wtf:

stelco
29-06-09, 16:04
Go flame else where!

THIS is about The Church of the Tomatoes!

:angel: PRAY! and become one with the tomato :angel:

Jodo
29-06-09, 16:44
In what universe is that a flame? It's a very accurate observation, not to mention personal preference. Even if you're roleplaying (and I hope to God that you are) take it to the correct planet forum or the clan recruitment thread as it will only be seen as spam here.

Nidhogg
29-06-09, 16:58
Rotten tomatoes. Thread closed.

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