Wise Words

[naimex]

Okay, thread for good advice.. I think it's about due time, seeing how I seem to fuck up more than usually these days.


I'll start with my latest discovery...

"Drinking 1 and a half liter of vegetable juice, makes your tummy sad."

[Hell-demon]

"sex: it's more fun than it looks"

[silent000]

"Nicotine Patches, You Can't Sleep For Shit!"

[Jodo]

Be prepared for a beating if you insist, "Weight Watchers" is the ladies version of a gentlmens club, to most women.

[Bordellsmurfen]

eating 12 eggs then noticing that july comes AFTER june and not before(1 months old eggs) makes your stomach pretty much fucked up.


lucky i had a laptop so i still could play when i shat bricks :lol:

[Daemon Seed]

Throw down a shot of liquor before you plan on sleeping, you'll sleep all the softer. (at least i do, you should too!)

[Apocalypsox]

Blood and 30 weight oil DO mix :lol:

...Bleh. Whaddya expect from a mechanic?

[flib]

Don't let the designated driver drink and drive.

[awkward silence]

Don't let the designated driver drink and drive, unless its an "emergency".

there fixed that up, no thanks nessissary

[Mighty Max]

There can be an emergency to have a drink?

[Ishmael/Mystic]

Don't sleep in a hotel room after a drunken night with Dan and chris :rolleyes:

Don't bend over infront of steven J

[Load]

don't pretend you're fapping over vent when invinci is about :lol:

[DrRisk]

Don't fap in vent and leave your mic on.



Mystic :D

[danmalone]

Don't fap in vent and leave your mic on.



Mystic :D

Pfft, he wasnt meant to find out about that in hopes that he would do it again :rolleyes:

Also why is mystic not at work :eek:

[Ishmael/Mystic]

day off tbh.

and was i not just holding my push to talk button on purpose?

Wise words: don't talk to nick about what you do in your basement...

[silent000]

Don't get too drunk and come home and say hello to you lovely friends on vent, then throw up all over your computer and keyboard then pass out on the desk next to it! :cool:

[Load]

don't reactivate your account without checking whether you can actually log on :( :(

[Bordellsmurfen]

dead girls don't say no :D

[StevenJ]

Don't get too drunk and come home and say hello to you lovely friends on vent, then throw up all over your computer and keyboard then pass out on the desk next to it! :cool:Whilst having your push-to-talk button pressed? :rolleyes:

[Mighty Max]

If you throw grenades in the woods, have an eye on trees it might bounce of on and return into your cover.

If you throw it laying in a bomb crater, check if the grenade does not get stuck with your shoelace.

[Hell-demon]

Nidhogg has the gentle hands of a prison doctor.

[Nymphette79]

A Gillette Fusion Power can be used for other activities in the bath/shower than mere shaving ;)

[silent000]

A Gillette Fusion Power can be used for other activities in the bath/shower than mere shaving ;)
so can the gillette Mach 3 haha.. Fun times

[Hell-demon]

Nymph has a beard?


I like.

Gives ya something to hang on to! :D

[Biglines]

"don't believe nobby's posts"

[rob444]

If your toilet has a blocked pipe, simply fill it with a bucket of water and flush. Voila, no more plungers/whatever.

[naimex]

ok as i started this thread out with... i've been doing a lot of stupid things lately...

today tops it all..


i actually said "no thank you", well not literally but it was what it meant to a super sweet super hot super horny girl who wanted me for more than one night, and i spent an hour hugging, fondling, kissing and gasping for breath...

my body totally froze, mankind is not built for perfection... she was so nice and pretty and everything and i couldnt breathe and i couldnt stop shivering.

naimex has topped the list of stupid people, and even now, I'm gasping for my breath.

[Biglines]

how's sofie taking it? and how's she taking sofie?

[naimex]

how's sofie taking it? and how's she taking sofie?

no idea, she doesn't know. it's at a festival, going back there later today.