Whats on ur xmas list??

[Nymphette79]

As u all know im a nosey bitch so just wondering what ur all putting in ur letter to Santa????

[$ir Mafia]

"Plz send me a sexy girl"
:lol:

[DrRisk]

a years supply of hawt pokits :O

[Zefrian]

well, i discovered, that any property i do not really need is some kind of "ballast". If i need something, i can buy it. Therefore my "wish list for christmas" will be empty concerning material goods. Remaining wishes: good health, a nice summer 2008, success at work

[Nymphette79]

Just for u Sir Mafia
A bloody bargain too
http://www.redkisses.co.uk/product-i~7770.htm

[silent000]

Just for u Sir Mafia
A bloody bargain too
http://www.redkisses.co.uk/product-i~7770.htm

Don't forget to order your 'Anti-bacterial Sex Toy Cleaner'

And i'm just getting money from everyone to pay for the rest of my driving lessons and a lovely Peugeot 106 quicksilver

[Dribble Joy]

Moneh and choc.

[L0KI]

Moneh and choc.


No special blends of Tea DJ?

[Dribble Joy]

Hmmm......

There be potential in them there words......

[Nymphette79]

Merry Christmas DJ
http://www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=307691

[Jodo]

I'm amazed nobody has said it yet so I will.

A patch.

[Matanius]

I'm amazed nobody has said it yet so I will.

A patch. Hear Hear!

[Nymphette79]

I'm amazed nobody has said it yet so I will.

A patch.
For knee or elbow???

[L0KI]

I'm amazed nobody has said it yet so I will.

A patch.

You win

[William Antrim]

For knee or elbow???

Knees obviously, carpet burns are a bitch.

[$ir Mafia]

Just for u Sir Mafia
A bloody bargain too
http://www.redkisses.co.uk/product-i~7770.htm

:wtf:

Erm..no, i prefer the breathing ones without plastic-parts

[Jodo]

For knee or elbow???

Could be a Merkin. They're a kinda patch.

[silent000]

Knees obviously, carpet burns are a bitch.

Or for my fingy wen i get a paper-cut :(

[L0KI]

Nymphette..... Some of those dolls are just sick!

I Cant believe someone would pay £200 for an inflatable, positionable girlfriend!

[Apocalypsox]

Or for my fingy wen i get a paper-cut :(

I TOLD YOU SILENT! NEXT TIME I CAUGHT YOU IN MY APPARTMENT PLAYIN WITH MY DROMS, ID GIVE YOU THE PAPERCUT FROM HELL!

Anyways, all i really want is some cash to get back to work on my cars.

More specifically, my '72 El Camino, my '71 Impala, and my '68 Chevy C20 pickup.

[megavoid]

That one would be nice one (http://www.jamesonwhiskey.com/text/global/enjoy/premium/jameson18.php)... :D

Cheers, Danny

[Nymphette79]

Nymphette..... Some of those dolls are just sick!

I Cant believe someone would pay £200 for an inflatable, positionable girlfriend!

Some people arent blessed with the good looks and charm of others ;0 but still enjoy getting thier end away and one that u can position??? Well the possibilities are endless.
You could take her out and do her bent over the bonnet of ur car in the rain without her complaining that her hair will get wet
You could do her while watching sports on telly without any complaint.
She wont ask you to wash it first
PERFECT!!!

[$ir Mafia]

Stop this sick shit right now :lol:

Maybe i should just ask for a Cat or something...

[L0KI]

Stop this sick shit right now :lol:

Maybe i should just ask for a Cat or something...

I'm disgusted that all this sick shit has made you want to make love to a cat on the bonnet of your car :wtf:

(too far?)

[sl33py]

PS3 eyetoy

[William Antrim]

I'm disgusted that all this sick shit has made you want to make love to a cat on the bonnet of your car :wtf:

(too far?)

Especially without washing it first!

[Lodar]

Can we cut the smut please?

Oh and booze, if anyones wondering. Lots of booze. :angel:

[L0KI]

Can we cut the smut please?

Oh and booze, if anyones wondering. Lots of booze. :angel:

No Spam? :lol:

[Jodo]

No Spam? :lol:

LODAR - Supreme High Justice of the Kingdom SPAMALOT!

[Trivaldi]

I'm with Lodar on both accounts, quit the spam and then give us booze for Christmas :D

Triv

[Odin]

Well I already took care of a lot of stuff (new computer coming next week, large dvd shelving unit for all my dvd's, new games etc). Still need Dexter Season 1 on DVD, Supernatural Season 2 DVD. Guess that would be a start.

[Hell-demon]

Black clothing.


I'm so goth I shit bats.


And a portal gun...

[ashley watts]

Shit Demon that made me crack,

Fleshlight.

And umm a car would do nicley i think :p

[Jodo]

Fleshlight.

Nasty. I saw them in FHM ages ago. How would you ever know they hadn't been used before?

[Asurmen Spec Op]

Quad core awesomeness Computer.

[Apocalypsox]

Quad core awesomeness Computer.

Ill put my computer into a catapult and launch it the 100 miles to your house :D

I already got my christmas present, Courtesy of myself.
8800GTX
Q6600 Quad Core
4 Gigs of Corsair ram
1 terabyte hard drive

[ashley watts]

Ill put my computer into a catapult and launch it the 100 miles to your house :D

I already got my christmas present, Courtesy of myself.
8800GTX
Q6600 Quad Core
4 Gigs of Corsair ram
1 terabyte hard drive

A stealthtool to jack that shit :p

[Jodo]

I want a Baseball bat with a built in flash light, maybe a laserpointer too.

[Tratos]

A reason to sit down at my PC for more than a 30 minutes and play some games, i bought (at the time) a fairly shit hot PC in January and i've just not used it, the power house in the corner sits there flashing blue and... downloads my e-mails :(

So either i need some games and a chance to play them but what i'd really like to do is turn on my Neocron account and get back into the game with a nice new patch this side of Christmas.

[Nymphette79]

Whats a fleshlight????

[Jodo]

Something in the shape of a flashlight that supposedly feels like the real thing when you have your way with it.

Google is your friend.

[Nymphette79]

For gals or guys?
I have images of a Belisha Beacon if its for women
Oh link ty, didnt show for a while

[Jodo]

Guys.

[William Antrim]

Ill put my computer into a catapult and launch it the 100 miles to your house :D

I already got my christmas present, Courtesy of myself.
8800GTX
Q6600 Quad Core
4 Gigs of Corsair ram
1 terabyte hard drive

Having that rig and playing nc is like having a Ferrari and only driving it at 40mph.

P.s in a couple of months those cards are apparently going to drop through the floor in price. You didnt buy it already did you?

[Odin]

Ill put my computer into a catapult and launch it the 100 miles to your house :D

I already got my christmas present, Courtesy of myself.
8800GTX
Q6600 Quad Core
4 Gigs of Corsair ram
1 terabyte hard drive

Mine on the way:

EVGA 8800GTS 640MB (new 8800's were too backlogged)
Q6600 Quad Core
4 Gig OCZ RAM
4 500 gig WD drives
24" Samsung monitor
ASUS P5K DELUXE/WIFI-AP motherboard
Cooler Master Cosmos case

Hopefully ready for BP next year ;p

[Apocalypsox]

A stealthtool to jack that shit :p

Good sir, it took me and 2 friends to get this beast down stairs. And we all weigh 180-210 pounds and work out 3 or so hours a day. Good luck :D

[William Antrim]

Good sir, it took me and 2 friends to get this beast down stairs. And we all weigh 180-210 pounds and work out 3 or so hours a day. Good luck :D


Noobs.

Anyone would think its the computer that beat Kasparov at chess in your house or something. I know you talk some bs but that takes the biscuit. I need to see a pic of this monster.

[Apocalypsox]

Took 2 of us to carry the box downstairs, and one to carry the box of components. The case has 4 200mm fans in it =/ Roars like a fucking beast when you first start it.

[Mc.Neill]

All OPs in Neocron ^^

Please santa :)

^^

neillzor^^

[Matanius]

My 2 front teeth....sad I know but I had to say it :p

[Zheo]

Hmm well I wouldn't mind the wolfking gaming pad, or a winning lottery ticket for millions of mola! There's a lot on my christmas list actually, but as long as I have my missus I'll be quite happy :)





Oh and booze, if anyones wondering. Lots of booze. :angel:


I'm with Lodar on both accounts, quit the spam and then give us booze for Christmas :D

Triv

Neither of you said what kind of booze, myself I'm a cider man, but maybe your into Ale or Larger or wine or maybe just pure alcohol you know the kind that kills? What ever it is it'll be better for all of us if you say what kind of booze you want?

[RogerRamjet]

One of these: http://www.primera-bournemouth.co.uk/Template.aspx?prodID=2842

But what I get for christmas is completely different to what I actually want :(

[nobby]

I seem to never "Want" Objects for christmas...

Sure It's nice to open the wrapping paper.. But now I just ask for a little money should anyone ask I would like for Christmas...


I feel bad now :(

[ashley watts]

myself I'm a cider man, but maybe your into Ale or Larger or wine or maybe just pure alcohol you know the kind that kills? What ever it is it'll be better for all of us if you say what kind of booze you want?



Olde English' ftw :p ?

[Hoder]

Whats a fleshlight????Ask Maven...

[aKe`cj]

http://www.oman3d.com/uploaded_images/wacom_cintiq-771814.jpg

and

http://www.hertenberger.co.za/images/ipodtouch.jpg

[Lodar]

Neither of you said what kind of booze, myself I'm a cider man, but maybe your into Ale or Larger or wine or maybe just pure alcohol you know the kind that kills? What ever it is it'll be better for all of us if you say what kind of booze you want?

Well as you asked so nicely - vodka is my poison, that or lager. :)