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This is my pet "Blitz" named after "Blitzkrieg" because one of the first days we had it, it jumped from one end of the sofa, across the table, and right into the arms of my brother in the other end of the sofa, really really fast, no one saw it coming.
So it's Blitz because it's a lightning fast aerial assault.
Blitz is about 8-9 months old.
Just so you aren't afraid to post the ugly pictures of your ugly pets, I'll show you just how ugly this lovely little cuddlebunch can be.
http://www.naimex.dk/mydog/Billede027.jpg
besides being weird, the dog is cute, active and playful, as the next couple pictures might show.
http://www.naimex.dk/mydog/Billede018.jpg
http://www.naimex.dk/mydog/Billede020.jpg
http://www.naimex.dk/mydog/Billede022.jpg
http://www.naimex.dk/mydog/Billede023.jpg
http://www.naimex.dk/mydog/Billede024.jpg
but it can also leave a mess...
http://www.naimex.dk/mydog/Billede025.jpg
all in all, this is my dog, Blitz the labrador / schaefer.
http://www.naimex.dk/mydog/Billede026.jpg
http://www.naimex.dk/mydog/Billede028.jpg
Let's see some of your pets :D
Dogs scare the shit out of me.
Someday i want a little pig as a pet. Those are awesome. :)
http://minischwein.de/bergstr%2001.JPG
Here's my Rabbit, he's the best Rabbit in the world by the way.
You're right Selendor, that's like the cutest thing ever.
Dribble Joy
04-05-07, 16:23
Noodle the Basset hound behind my Grandad.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/Muffdemon/Picture002.jpg
Bramble the cat, on my bed.
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/Muffdemon/Picture015.jpg
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/Muffdemon/Picture016.jpg
A few random pictures of my 9 year old Collie Labrador cross Amy.
in the second one she has slightly scary glowing eyes, and in the third one i manage to take a picture of her with her eyes shut and tongue out, so dogs can pull embarresing faces in photos too :
yeah keep them coming :D
lots of funny animal photos :)
yes the rabbit is supercute.
and DAMN !!!!
that image with the glowy eyes is damn scary.
oh and... DJ's cat....
That image where it looks like its got both its eyes looking at its own nose, it was hard not to laugh :p
http://www.bogleech.com/pkmn-axolotl.jpg
Now that is one neat pet!
Dribble Joy
04-05-07, 18:45
Not my cats, just found it on the web randomly.
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5984/1173416199298wm4dw3.jpg
Here are my two dogs, left one is named Zaba and is about 8-9 months old and the right one is named Xena and she is 8-9 years old:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4161/07022403uu0.jpg
These are my pet rats, Cocoa (on the left) and Java. Named so because they are much more hyped and energetic than our previous rats, especially Java.
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j172/Jodo_Kast/HPIM0081.jpg
Java cleaning herself.
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j172/Jodo_Kast/HPIM0345.jpg
Cocoa chilling out with a belly full of pasta.
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j172/Jodo_Kast/HPIM0192.jpg
Is Cream Cracker gonna post a pic of his pet Ash do you think? :p
Dribble Joy
04-05-07, 20:10
Is Cream Cracker gonna post a pic of his pet Ash do you think? :p
Kept in a cage in a gimp-suit Pulp Fiction style? :p
Kept in a cage in a gimp-suit Pulp Fiction style? :p
lol, thats probably how it started, it's likely much worse than any of us could imagine now. :(
ashley watts
04-05-07, 20:33
It is , take it from me :\ , about my pets though, i was about post my little pet hamster named gizzy, but when he nibbled on our new sofa my dad threw it on the train tracks , cruel cunt :rolleyes:
It is , take it from me :\ , about my pets though, i was about post my little pet hamster named gizzy, but when he nibbled on our new sofa my dad threw it on the train tracks , cruel cunt :rolleyes:
....
your dad threw your hamster on the train tracks because it nibbled on your new sofa ?
above possibility: what the fuck is wrong with your dad? id slap my dad silly if he touched my pet over something like that. jeez its a fucking sofa.
your dad threw the nibbled sofa on the train tracks?
.... isn't that kind of dangerous?
ashley watts
05-05-07, 01:39
No we kept the sofa just lobbed the hamster :p , the thing just died as it hit teh train tracks :o
It is , take it from me :\ , about my pets though, i was about post my little pet hamster named gizzy, but when he nibbled on our new sofa my dad threw it on the train tracks , cruel cunt :rolleyes:
That's scary actually.
I'd beat the shit out of my dad for killing a poor animal. Especially if it was my poor pet animal.
:(
My Pet:
http://www.g0dsoft.com/karma/karma_7.jpg
That's a picture of Karma (Chameleon) when he was maybe 4 months old.
Hes two now
RogerRamjet
05-05-07, 15:13
http://www.bogleech.com/pkmn-axolotl.jpg
Now that is one neat pet!
Haha, it looks so happy.
I really want an English Bull Terrier:-
http://www.ez-insurance.co.uk/pet-insurance/images/english-bull-terrier.jpg
Just gotta convince my mum to have a dog. My dad and sister really want one too :(
I really want an English Bull Terrier:-
http://www.ez-insurance.co.uk/pet-insurance/images/english-bull-terrier.jpg
Just gotta convince my mum to have a dog. My dad and sister really want one too :(
Uh, those are so damn ugly, i can't understand anyone likes those dogs. Not to mention i could never ever visit you as those dogs scare the shit out fo me. :lol:
RogerRamjet
05-05-07, 15:41
Uh, those are so damn ugly, i can't understand anyone likes those dogs. Not to mention i could never ever visit you as those dogs scare the shit out fo me. :lol:
Yeh, they're kinda ugly, but they're great dogs. I think thats one of the reasons I like em. Plus they're hard as nails, so you can wrestle with em and stuff and they love it.
Yup, definitely fugly dogs. I've never liked them, they can be dangerous but it often depends on how well they're looked after. Still, the one in the pic shouldn't be too bad, he has no teeth. 8|
Lol, looks like something that came out from the game Silent Hill or something.
My pet is called Willy and I let the girls stroke him everyday. Not for too long, because sometimes he is sick :(
Stop being horrible to Roger's pet lol, cunts!
Stop being horrible to Roger's pet lol, cunts!
Hard to resist :lol:
Looks like a demon crawled up from hell.
RogerRamjet
06-05-07, 19:27
Yup, definitely fugly dogs. I've never liked them, they can be dangerous but it often depends on how well they're looked after. Still, the one in the pic shouldn't be too bad, he has no teeth. 8|
You gotta remember though, all dogs can be dangerous. As soon as they bear their teeth you realise they're just wolves in essence, it certainly depends on the owners. That being said my family had the only aggressive Golden Retriever probably ever (we are nice people I can assure you all). It just didn't like people :confused:
You gotta remember though, all dogs can be dangerous. As soon as they bear their teeth you realise they're just wolves in essence, it certainly depends on the owners. That being said my family had the only aggressive Golden Retriever probably ever (we are nice people I can assure you all). It just didn't like people :confused:
I won't deny that some animals, and people, are just born mean. I see and hear about too many dogs being "brought up" as weapons/aggressive trophies unfortunately. :(
RogerRamjet
06-05-07, 19:42
I won't deny that some animals, and people, are just born mean. I see and hear about too many dogs being "brought up" as weapons/aggressive trophies unfortunately. :(
Yup, the police up here recently broke up a dog fighting ring, which I personally find disgusting (the same as Fox Hunting, Bull Fighting etc etc).
But theres still people in Middlesbrough (when I say people I mean scum) who still go around with banned dogs such as American Pit Bull Terriers. :(
Gonodactylus smithii
This is what once sneaked into my aquarium and would soon be the only living thing inside it :rolleyes:
Funny animal. It build it's own cave and recognizes me now. Nearly broke one of my fingers when i first tried to feed it... But it's quite smart, I can actually teach it something ;)
I'd never want another pet.
This is not my G. Smithii - my cam is broken - but looks exactly like it:
http://img3.myimg.de/gonodactylussmithiiimg1778438_thumb.jpg (http://www.myimg.de/?img=gonodactylussmithiiimg1778438.jpg) http://img3.myimg.de/gonodactylussmithiimeralspo26b_thumb.jpg (http://www.myimg.de/?img=gonodactylussmithiimeralspo26b.jpg) http://img3.myimg.de/gonodactylussmithiiimg1801810_thumb.jpg (http://www.myimg.de/?img=gonodactylussmithiiimg1801810.jpg)
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Edit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantis_shrimp
... so it's the lobster equivalent of a piranha?
A psychotic lunatic sea monster, that can create light, heat, pierce objects, and deal massive force both by direct hits and bursting bubble effect ....
In other words, we are talking about a powerarmor wearing apu with a moonstriker, a silent hunter, a devourer and some sort of bursting bubble bad ass weapon all equipped with laserpointers and modded for max frequency ...
a mean mother****** ! 8| :eek:
a mean mother****** ! 8| :eek:
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j172/Jodo_Kast/GerbilGun.jpg
naimex: "... so it's the lobster equivalent of a piranha?"
Well, it emptied the aquarium in about 1 week :lol:
It's a smasher, you can hear it hunting :D
That one scares me though:
http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2003/Feb/14/ln/ln01a.html
A really cool pet to have
http://www.galaxy15.com/mantis-shrimp.html
Scroll down and watch the 2nd video from bottom :angel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EEMeVSQWw0
It's quite shocking how intellgent they are.
Apocalypsox
07-05-07, 01:25
Wow! Mantis Shrimp for the fuckin win! I gotta get me one of those.
Looks pretty nice that lobster thing. Reminds of PE PA. :lol:
But i bet an axolotl would waste it. :lol
Those are born fighting machines as you can clearly see here:
http://www.ithaca.edu/faculty/jhardwick/axolotl.jpg
SEE THE MEAN LOOK IN HIS FACE? HE'S OUT TO KILL!!1
:lol:
my leonberger called nero:
nero when he was 1 month old:
http://upload.atf-hq.de/nero4.gif
nero when he was half a year old:
http://upload.atf-hq.de/nero6.gif
my dog reading a book:
http://upload.atf-hq.de/nero5.gif
sporty dog:
http://upload.atf-hq.de/nero1.gif
big balls:
http://upload.atf-hq.de/nero2.gif
hot long dog:
http://upload.atf-hq.de/nero3.gif
details:
shoulder height: 80cm
upright standing height: 1,85 meters
weight: 75 kg
ashley watts
07-05-07, 12:40
Looks pretty nice that lobster thing. Reminds of PE PA. :lol:
But i bet an axolotl would waste it. :lol
Those are born fighting machines as you can clearly see here:
http://www.ithaca.edu/faculty/jhardwick/axolotl.jpg
SEE THE MEAN LOOK IN HIS FACE? HE'S OUT TO KILL!!1
:lol:
I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE, they look so peacefull >.>
Apocalypsox: "Wow! Mantis Shrimp for the fucking win! I gotta get me one of those."
For most of them you only need a nano sized aquarium. But be warned, they're not easy to get (mine got accidentally imported from some Asian country, and most people think their pest) and the bigger ones can crush the glass. But here and there you can find someone who wants to get rid of his mantis. They are a pest to any aquarium with other living things in it, after all.
Mine's about 8,5 cm long. Quite big for a smithii.
Watch out to get one that's 'interactive'. Most of them are, but maybe you end up with a spearer just sitting in his cave doing nothing but waiting for prey (dangerous to feed i guess ;) ). But if you have a interactive one you can teach him tricks :lol: And give him material for building his home. He does the decoration of my aquarium, i just threw all the plants and stuff inside - he did the details :lol:
Tough animals but temperature changes can end serious.
Richard Slade
07-05-07, 18:58
Lexxuk'd kill me if I posted the pictures of him that I got,
but, yeah, you get my point. :angel:
Nabbl, Nero means Smart on Finnish. :p
Bishop Yutani
07-05-07, 21:47
Can't see much, except that someone has a penchant for my ice cream.
My uncle bought a piece of rock for his fish tank...
Fucking Psycho mantis annialated the whole fucking tank of tropical fish :(
That thing is.... sick
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Conduit/candg.jpg
Charlie & Gracie, my 4 year old Burmese cats, sat on top of my monitor.
That grey one is really beautiful. Can't see much of the black one though. Cats are fascinating.
I had a Maine Coon myself. Little Lion ;)
ashley watts
07-05-07, 23:34
Cats can be nasty :( , well at least when you try drown them in their milk they can be =\
Cats can be nasty :( , well at least when you try drown them in their milk they can be =\
a cat sliced my throat whilst i was sleeping on a sofa once :'(
Suddenly I just woke up with a pain in my throat, and a cat sitting on top of my chest.
Luckily it wasn't too deep, but I had a "small scar" across my throat, from left to right, for 2 weeks.
Everyone thought I had been mugged. :/
It is , take it from me :\ , about my pets though, i was about post my little pet hamster named gizzy, but when he nibbled on our new sofa my dad threw it on the train tracks , cruel cunt :rolleyes:
Cats can be nasty :( , well at least when you try drown them in their milk they can be =\
Hmmm im seeing a pattern here :eek:
a cat sliced my throat whilst i was sleeping on a sofa once :'(
Suddenly I just woke up with a pain in my throat, and a cat sitting on top of my chest.
Luckily it wasn't too deep, but I had a "small scar" across my throat, from left to right, for 2 weeks.
Everyone thought I had been mugged. :/
We have a cat that sometimes when she feels like it, opens my rooms door, comes in, jumps on my bed, sits down on my chest and then starts punching me in the face until i wake up and let her get under the covers.
What i usually won't do. So i gotta throw her out and lock my room. :lol:
She's quite smart actually, if it's real cold she knows how to turn on the electric water boiler to warm up. No kidding.
There was a stray cat that used to visit my ex's house most nights. We took it in a couple of times and gave it flea baths but it seemed to prefer staying a stray. But, when we'd be sitting, watching T.V, the cat would sometimes jump up onto my lap (nothing new there) and start gently sucking on my earlobe. :confused: :wtf: Very, very odd. I've never heard of a cat (or indeed any other animal) doing this. My ex wouldn't believe it until it happened to her. Then it happened to her mum and sister. They were a little weirded out too.
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/7954/manniav1.jpg
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/8058/mannnisu5.jpg
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/3958/roflzmj6.jpg
Here's my Rabbit, he's the best Rabbit in the world by the way.nuh uh =>
RogerRamjet
08-05-07, 12:03
We have a cat that sometimes when she feels like it, opens my rooms door, comes in, jumps on my bed, sits down on my chest and then starts punching me in the face until i wake up and let her get under the covers.
What i usually won't do. So i gotta throw her out and lock my room. :lol:
She's quite smart actually, if it's real cold she knows how to turn on the electric water boiler to warm up. No kidding.
That's why cats are evil. Way too clever.
Edit: Actually, cats are just the animal manifestation of women, so inherently evil.
That's why cats are evil. Way too clever.We have a dog, a great big docile stinking mess of an Old English Sheepdog crossed with an goat or something similarly messy and hairy. Across the road lived a cat, who appeared to be his mortal enemy.
Every now and then, the cat would come charging through an open window, knocking down anything in its way, run up to the dog, belt him across the face with a swift right-hook, then run out of the house again. Each time the cat did it, it would go straight for the dog, no matter where he was.
/Signed. Cats are evil.
Cats > dogs anyday tbh :D
Cats are melee stealthing whores with overpowered runspeed wearing night vision goggles.
http://images.kenyonhill.com/sc/biopics/18137_cat_with_teal_goggles.jpg
I'm allegic to cats. And some allergic against dogs, but I can take to be in someones house who has a dog. But if I would have one as a pet, it would't be to good. ;)
So I have no pet.
I'm allegic to cats. And some allergic against dogs, but I can take to be in someones house who has a dog. But if I would have one as a pet, it would't be to good. ;)
So I have no pet.
you could get a lizard, or a fish, or a naked cat, or a turtle or something like that.
it's the hairs you are allergic to right?
My apartment is too small to have a cat :(
So im just gonna wait till i get a bigger place, before getting any pets heh
ashley watts
08-05-07, 22:27
My apartment is too small to have a cat :(
So im just gonna wait till i get a bigger place, before getting any pets heh
Get a dog and name it Ash <3
Get a dog and name it Ash <3
A Shitzu perhaps? :p
Well its too small to have any walking animals, i could prob get a fish or something though.. i could call that for Ash ;) :lol:
Well its too small to have any walking animals, i could prob get a fish or something though.. i could call that for Ash ;) :lol:
you could get one of those grandma dogs.
You know those little lapdogs that you can carry in a shirtpocket. :p
i got a Lemming wikipedialink (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Brown_Lemming)
i had 2 in the beginning ... Jim + Knopf, but the Jim jumped off my hand into a wooden floor = broken neck.
Knopf is still running and soloing some Cyclopse at MB Bunker... lol, no he's running+eating+humping the windows of his aqarium all day.
sry, dont have my cellular cable with me, so i could send ya a nice picture of him. those dudes so small ... if they roll inside, u could press 6 of em into a cig papack .... when i got em (very very small, 12 of em would have been fitted easily into a cig bigpack.
you could get one of those grandma dogs.
You know those little lapdogs that you can carry in a shirtpocket. :p
Now wouldnt that look gay? :p
My dawg of death Tilly, West Highland Terrier.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v696/dfd/DSC04597.jpg
Nobby's Doggy !
RAWR !
Luv Rufus :p
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6645/mydoggynf0.jpg
Nobby's Doggy !
RAWR !
Luv Rufus :p
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/6645/mydoggynf0.jpg
That thing looks evil..! 8|
That thing looks evil..! 8|
A dog that roars, and not barks, is not to be ignored.
It really does look evil, but I bet it's cute.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/Steve1821/untitled.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d148/Steve1821/Ray_2-06.jpg
I win thread :D
(Not actually my parrot, since I can't be arsed to scan the photos but that's what he looked like. Monkeys were mine though.)
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