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unreal
14-04-07, 05:14
Click (http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_4740000/newsid_4748200/4748292.stm). ROFL. Funniest news article I've read in a long while. :wtf:
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.So be warned, next time you're sexing some droms. ;)
nobby
14-04-07, 05:30
LOL !

Funniest thing I've read in weeks :p

I love you Unreal !
Eneco
14-04-07, 06:05
hilarious unreal
funniest news I've heard in while
Apocalypsox
14-04-07, 07:20
Lol thats fucked up
Eneco
14-04-07, 07:22
or course it is. its a goat fucker in sudan
Jodo
14-04-07, 11:40
Hahaha, thats classic. A type of justice that I would like to see in this country.
RogerRamjet
14-04-07, 14:19
Spam :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
rob444
14-04-07, 14:27
ethnic discussion!111

Fucked up article btw :P
silent000
14-04-07, 15:19
Who wants sex?
braydagner
14-04-07, 15:45
That lucky bastard....
Fega
14-04-07, 16:24
Who wants sex?

I've got plenty of sheep you could have.
silent000
14-04-07, 16:34
I've got plenty of sheep you could have.

And your not on vent :P
ashley watts
14-04-07, 17:02
Rofl lets hope he will use jonnys :P
silent000
14-04-07, 17:54
I bet he dont use lube..... Only real men ram it in with no lube!
nobby
14-04-07, 19:42
That...hurts.... :(


Lube Ftw ?
unreal
14-04-07, 20:48
Hahaha, thats classic. A type of justice that I would like to see in this country.heh, yeah. It's almost the "you steal it, you pay for it" type punishment. Perfect way to punish thieves (or anyone who goes to prison for that matter) IMO. Turn prisons into a place where they can't sit on their arse watching Sky TV, reading magazines, or playing on a PlayStation/Xbox and instead have to actually work and learn things while they're in there.

The same should apply to the people who purposely don't want to get a job. I won't go into too many details about by fat nextdoor neighbour who I've nicknamed Slim, who basically uses her supposedly retarded sons benefits to pay for extra large plasma TV's, and whatnot. Her and her boyfriend don't work, and don't do anything with their kids either, but anyway. Moving onto a vetenary subject now I'm quite confused by this. As a person with a job, I had to pay about £50-55 to have one of my cats snipped, whereas she would only have to pay £10. WTF? Surely if I'm working my bollocks off and helping the economy, and she's sat on her arse watching TV all day, it should be the other way around?
Chuck Norris
14-04-07, 21:32
Welfare system ftw! I call them breeders, in my state the majority of them seem to be ethnics.
nellus
15-04-07, 09:00
There seems to be 3 main choices to make as to what you want to do with your life. For the most of us we choose option 1 and we work our bollocks off to live a slightly comfortable life. Option 2, Some choose to be criminals (and yes it is a choice) and live how they want. The 3rd choice is and i quote from a girl that worked for a friend of mine as a job workers scheme placement "To be a doley", yes all she wants to do is sit at home all day doing sod all but collecting her free money which we have to work hard to earn then the government takes it of us and gives it to them.
Bredahl
15-04-07, 09:28
Didnt you guys read about the dude that loved his cars.. in a very, very wrong way :wtf:

EDIT: Here the story is.. Scary... (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007110349.html)
nellus
15-04-07, 10:48
Didnt you guys read about the dude that loved his cars.. in a very, very wrong way :wtf:

EDIT: Here the story is.. Scary... (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007110349.html)

Now that is just Freaky, i hope i never buy one of his ex cars, Might not be an ice cream stain:rolleyes:
Jodo
03-05-07, 17:56
Mother of 1, goat chokes to death on plastic bag. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6619983.stm)
nellus
03-05-07, 18:29
Man is there nothing else going on in the world that the bbc has to cover this?


Maybe we can get them to cover the H.I.O.B sightings :rolleyes:
Jodo
03-05-07, 20:11
Man is there nothing else going on in the world that the bbc has to cover this?

There is but we've heard it all before. Iraq, Palestine, Africa... All shooting and blowing the crap out of each other mostly for as long as I can remember. It's not really news anymore imo.

BBC do seem quite proud about having so many people view the story online though. I would think ANY involvement in goat fucking, including reporting or witnessing, it would be something to keep to yourself. :wtf: