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Brammers
31-10-06, 16:33
Got sent this little MSN conversation this morning, it gave me a good chuckle.

br0kenrabbit says:
hi

Greg_ValveOLS says:
good evening

br0kenrabbit says:
What's ip?

br0kenrabbit says:
up?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
my name is greg a member of the valve online Support team

br0kenrabbit says:
On MSN?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Why?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we logged multiple ips from your account and ned to verifi your information

br0kenrabbit says:
My information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
we believe someone may have stolen your account mmmm you havent shared youre account infomation with anyone have you?

br0kenrabbit says:
No. I don't even have it written down.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
hmmm maybe a keylogger on you r PC then maybe you need a format?

br0kenrabbit says:
Well...

Greg_ValveOLS says:
if you can verify your account information to me i can insure that only your ip have access to it Its a new security feature were trying because this happens so muchlogin names and passwords aint safe anymroe You know. L

br0kenrabbit says:
Well

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dont worry this connect it secure

br0kenrabbit says:
Can I be honest with you, Greg?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
Look, I don't know how you go this MSN account name, don't really care, either.

br0kenrabbit says:
Unlike you, I DO work for Valve. Trace my ip and you'll see.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
huh?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
bs

br0kenrabbit says:
Trace it.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
how

br0kenrabbit says:
Start/run/cmd type Tracert and then my IP address and hit enter.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
oh k

br0kenrabbit says:
As an employee, I know that Valve employees will NEVER contact users over MSN. I also know a valve employee will NEVER ask a user for his/her username and password.

br0kenrabbit says:
I'm putting a temporary hold on your Steam account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Have you read the ToS?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
Tod?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
tos

br0kenrabbit says:
terms of service

Greg_ValveOLS says:
were?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg, this is a serious infraction against the Tos. You are at risk of losing your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
I just told you why

Greg_ValveOLS says:
:(

br0kenrabbit says:
I need some information from you if you want me to unlock you account. I'm going to write you up but I will only suspend you account for three days, since this is your first infraction, okay?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

br0kenrabbit says:
First, what is the name the account is registered to. Not the user name, the persons real name who created the account. This is for verification purposes.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxx xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Is this you?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Are you the only user of this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay, and what is the username

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay.

br0kenrabbit says:
I see you have purchased a few of our games, thank you.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
some. dude

Greg_ValveOLS says:
m

br0kenrabbit says:
Do you always log on from the same IP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
And who is your internet providers, your ISP?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Thank you. One moment, please, let me verify this information.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
am i gonna be bale to play 2nite?

br0kenrabbit says:
What is your city of residence?

br0kenrabbit says:
That depends on if you cooperate. You're doing fine so far.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Illinios?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
yes

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. And what is the password associated with this account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
xxxxxxx

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Do not try to log into steam. If you are connected now you need to log off.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
why

br0kenrabbit says:
So I can update your account.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
can I play 2 nite

Greg_ValveOLS says:
clan fight

Greg_ValveOLS says:
wont win without me heh

br0kenrabbit says:
Heh. You'll have to wait a few minutes. Are you logged off?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
ya

br0kenrabbit says:
Okay. Give me just a moment.

br0kenrabbit says:
Try to log in now.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
k

Greg_ValveOLS says:
It says login failed wtf wtf!!@?

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
did u ban me???????????>WHY

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Valve will never ask for your username and password.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what????

br0kenrabbit says:
I don't work for Valve dude, but you just got pwnt.

Greg_ValveOLS says:
omg dude wtf why?

br0kenrabbit says:
Why were you trying to steal my account?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i wanst

br0kenrabbit says:
Then why were you asking for my information?

Greg_ValveOLS says:
i was just making a joke but not cerious honest dude just give
my acount back pllllleeease i'm only 13 and save d up for like a year to buy it

br0kenrabbit says:
Greg

Greg_ValveOLS says:
dude pleas

Greg_ValveOLS says:
what

br0kenrabbit says:
Go mow some yards, *****.
Pantho
31-10-06, 16:43
Are you fucking serious, If its real, its class

btw Brammers John aka Hawk.. or W/E His chars was-

He said that was by far one of the funniest things heard in along time...
Falk Keegan
31-10-06, 16:48
It's not funny. Really.
YA5
31-10-06, 16:50
It's not funny. Really.
ich finds lustig Falk :P

thats really selfowned ... :lol: :p
Dribble Joy
31-10-06, 17:50
Genius, pure white-hot genius.

There's the twist.. and then another twist!

Can't belive that greg didn't realise he was being bumfucked.
Assuming it's true, that's just quality.
Cadgar
31-10-06, 17:56
too good to be true :(
solid-rock
31-10-06, 22:59
Heh i wouldnt say that. There are some stupid people out there. Reminds me abit of this (http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/).
Apocalypsox
01-11-06, 01:14
LMFAO. PAWNED LIKE A MUTHER HAHAHAHAH :lol:


The kid talked like an idiot or a foreigner...which totally ruins even an attempt. He types like a 3 year old.
nobby
01-11-06, 01:50
Funny, but does sound a wee bit far fetched
solid-rock
01-11-06, 10:00
You people seem to forget how easy it can be to fool people if you give off just the slightest sence of authority. Thats how scams work in the first place.
jini
01-11-06, 11:23
Yes,
You all also seem to forget that these people in tis scenario are actually young people. It's not exactly difficult to outsmart a 13 yr old teenager, so the other guy that tried this scam was actually not any smarter than the guy he tried to outsmart. All in all they are both breaching several laws and there's nothing fun about it.
It's funny how people are ready to give sensitive personal data to ANYONE.

on the other hand here is what IS actually fun:
http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2006/10/ultimate-revenge-on-telemarketer.html
In this case both are mature and responsible, and he, who tries to aggressively attack and sell/market something quickly becomes the victim by someone who outsmarted him. Even though I do believe that this was a well thought and more times tried scenario...
Masentaja
01-11-06, 11:26
Well any way, I think those 13 yeard old angry CS teenagers should be beated to bloody pulp. They are the lowest lifeform on this planet :)
jini
01-11-06, 11:30
No one deserves this title actually.
Some of these kids might be spoiled yes, but the system punishes them naturally most of the times by isolating them. But if you attack the way rabbit did makes him no better than the other guy...
giga191
01-11-06, 12:56
Well any way, I think those 13 yeard old angry CS teenagers should be beated to bloody pulp. They are the lowest lifeform on this planet :) *said the (ex?)wow player
rob444
01-11-06, 14:19
*said the (ex?)wow player

Your future children are going to get stuck in WoW!11
blackpheonix
01-11-06, 15:24
on the other hand here is what IS actually fun:
http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2006/10/ultimate-revenge-on-telemarketer.html
In this case both are mature and responsible, and he, who tries to aggressively attack and sell/market something quickly becomes the victim by someone who outsmarted him. Even though I do believe that this was a well thought and more times tried scenario...

hehe yeah i posted taht a while back :p i just lol every time :p
Morpheus
01-11-06, 15:47
... reminds me on some other story, where some hacker said: gimme your ip, i'll format your drives then ...

ok the other one said: my ip is 127.0.0.1

short after there was silcence ^^

greetz

Morpheus
solid-rock
02-11-06, 14:43
... reminds me on some other story, where some hacker said: gimme your ip, i'll format your drives then ...

ok the other one said: my ip is 127.0.0.1

short after there was silcence ^^

greetz

Morpheus

Heh priceless. Youd think a hacker off all people would know better.


Yes,
on the other hand here is what IS actually fun:
http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2006/10/ultimate-revenge-on-telemarketer.html
In this case both are mature and responsible, and he, who tries to aggressively attack and sell/market something quickly becomes the victim by someone who outsmarted him. Even though I do believe that this was a well thought and more times tried scenario...

And thats is the exact same thing i linked a couple of posts above you...
SizZLeR
02-11-06, 19:57
... reminds me on some other story, where some hacker said: gimme your ip, i'll format your drives then ...

ok the other one said: my ip is 127.0.0.1

short after there was silcence ^^

greetz

Morpheus
Cool one really if its true, its like the ooooold one used on the chatrooms before one could choose to format text without knowing html, where u then used html to format ur text, everyone would ask how to do that and then u told them to press ALT+F4 to switch between colors, and it took them about the time of reopening the chat to send u a complain about it not working... :D
Napalm82
05-11-06, 20:35
... reminds me on some other story, where some hacker said: gimme your ip, i'll format your drives then ...

ok the other one said: my ip is 127.0.0.1

short after there was silcence ^^

greetz

Morpheus

I remember that one so i dug it out to share (Its probably been here before)

http://www.crisscross.com/forum/Worlds_worst_hacker%25_IRC_t%20ranscript/m_422436/tm.htm

- Napalm
BaDDaSS
05-11-06, 23:10
Ye it was funny, even though it was staged =]