[OT]OMG Free Breast Exams

[Foxtrot]

MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-04-20T153938Z_01_N4K350677_RTRUKOC_0_US-BREASTS.xml

[Apocalypsox]

lol Wanikoff...Wankoff...dangerously close? :D

[Foxtrot]

One time at this party, I was heavily smashed and I was talking to a girl about her suspiciously big tits. I asked them if they were real or did they cost 17,000, and then I poked them. She backed off and her boyfriend found out. So my mates took me outside because I was getting ready to get my ass kicked.

[Mr Kot]

Doctor: I'll need to weigh them...

Patient: Go ahead

(grabs breasts with both hands)

Doctor: WAEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!

:D

[solid-rock]

One time at this party, I was heavily smashed and I was talking to a girl about her suspiciously big tits. I asked them if they were real or did they cost 17,000, and then I poked them. She backed off and her boyfriend found out. So my mates took me outside because I was getting ready to get my ass kicked.

Dont even bother to ask next time. You wont get a straight answer anyway. Instead poke em. And if it takes more than 1 minute for them to stop sloshing theyr fake.

[Kame]

How could you NOT TELL fake from real....

GOOD GOD IT ONLY TAKES A LOOK !!!!!

[Bugs Gunny]

My ex wife had fake boobs, ever since then i can tell 99% when i see them before me (naked).
But i honestly don't mind if they're fake, the fake ones usualy look better than the real thing anyway :angel:

[SorkZmok]

My ex wife had fake boobs, ever since then i can tell 99% when i see them before me (naked).
But i honestly don't mind if they're fake, the fake ones usualy look better than the real thing anyway :angel:Saying your quote is 99%, you must've seen at least 100 now and only failed one time.

If you're not going to strip clubs on a regular basis, i'm not gonna believe that.

:lol:

[Bugs Gunny]

I've had an "interesting" youth and only moved in when i was 24. Then after my divorce i was single for about two years, but never alone :angel:

[giga191]

Woman are naive

[Bugs Gunny]

I agree 100%.
One "talks" women into bed.
Make them laugh, make them feel atractive and you're allready at the "do you want to come in for one last drink?" marker.

You know what allways bugged me?
When men sleep around they are "heroes" or "don juans", but when women do it they are "sluts". (this is btw an excellent conversation topic to get the conversation in the sexual direction, and still hints at your respect for women)

But off course you can't beat the good old "Hi i'm a qualified doctor from the breast cancer prevention institute. We're currently surveying the neighbourhood and we offer free prevention checkups. Are you by any chance interested in a no obligations checkup?"

For a "dirty old man" he sure had a good, brave idea.

[Foxtrot]

I'm going to try this around campus with a free gynecology exam.

[Bugs Gunny]

Have one of your female friends spread the rumour that you give amazing massages.....
Women are very curious in nature.
Hey that's why i had my tongue pierced, just to make them wonder..... :D

[Hell-demon]

Bah, if I want a woman I just get a shovel and this weeks obituary :rolleyes:

[Bugs Gunny]

Well we all know about your love for "mature" women :-)

[Kame]

Piercing are only fit on men when they have the heavy metal ill punch you in the face look.

I often noticed how ravers, and generally 'of metrosexual appearance' guys looked weird with the piercings.
We wont even talk about goth-dressing men.
Theyre the kind of stupid dudes that kisses each other at the Foufoune Electric in hopes to get attention from even more stupid 16 yrs old girls.

No girl has boobs as nice looking as fake boobs. Nothing beats the pornstar look on a women.
More often then not those girls are stupidly nice to ppl for some reason...

You dont even need to be a nice guy to have a women : look around you theres plenty jerks and assholes with a nice looking GF or fuckfriend.

[Hell-demon]

and siamese twins, the welsh and goth chicks.


However, girls..treat 'em mean keep 'em keen. I follow the ways of the PUA.

My latest sexual adventure got me in a bed with an emo chick with a nipple 2 inchs longer than the other and a talent for hand jobs :D

[Kame]

There is some nipple-less girls out there. :p

[Hell-demon]

headless ones too as I found out on one of my cemetary endevours :rolleyes:

[Bugs Gunny]

My aunt is a psychologist and she used to work with abuse victims.
Apparently there are no women who love their boyfriends more than women who are abused.
They have a very hard time leaving them and keep making the guys "more fantastic" in their own minds.

So lesson learned: Everyone beat your gf's up :-)

[Hell-demon]

If this emo chick bes my GF I don't have to beat her, she can beat herself up :rolleyes:

[Bugs Gunny]

Can i come watch? :D

[Hell-demon]

you have to pay, and those of you sitting in the first few rows may get wet :rolleyes:

[Heavyporker]

Siamese twin women? Pix plz.


Nude pix, if possible.

[RogerRamjet]

So lesson learned: Everyone beat your gf's up :-)

Dude, have you been to Middlesbrough?

The lasses here are as rough as old boots mate.

[Hell-demon]

Donkey punch tbh

[Nidhogg]

I think we've pretty much scraped the bottom of the barrel on this one. Closed.

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