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cRazy-
22-04-06, 15:50
http://www.endlesspools.co.uk/index.html

The man who invented such a Pool should be proclaimed a god.
Jodo
22-04-06, 15:53
Don't they have them in Rhyl Suncentre and such places? I used to love the wave machines when I was a kid, couldn't get enough of them. :D
nobby
22-04-06, 17:54
The British also invented the radar!



We let a secret out in world war 2 that we were able to see the german planes because the Pilots were issued with Carrots to see in the dark...















****************** then issued all His pilots with Carrots ! :lol:


Also ****************** Painted his submarines black so we couldn't find them :p







But the greatest British invention I use the most is....








The Chip Fork !
Tratos
22-04-06, 18:21
Although practical, small and conveinient - a bit naff for a pool party :p

Saw one of those on a house make-over type program a while ago, very cool gadget.
nellus
22-04-06, 18:23
But the greatest British invention I use the most is....








The Chip Fork !

That one gets my vote
(funny as hell nobby :D )
subsys
22-04-06, 19:30
i think id rather have a big pool so plently of people could fit in. No way you can fit a pool party into that
RogerRamjet
22-04-06, 20:05
Fucking hell, you could well cane yourself in there, be built like a God in a few weeks.
Hell-demon
22-04-06, 20:10
^

Swimming pools make you omnipotent?
RogerRamjet
22-04-06, 20:13
And impotent too!!

Ohh, err.
Hell-demon
22-04-06, 20:37
:wtf:

No, I doubt that....
nobby
22-04-06, 21:11
^

Swimming pools make you omnipotent?


do you mean by getting women?

omnipotent is Latin for "all doing"
RogerRamjet
22-04-06, 21:13
do you mean by getting women?

omnipotent is Latin for "all doing"

Not just women :eek:
nobby
22-04-06, 21:14
ah!




Children!!!


Every child loves a pool party!

I get it now...
Hell-demon
22-04-06, 21:25
you want to get children....fuckin' freak!
nobby
22-04-06, 21:50
I thought that was you...
Hell-demon
22-04-06, 21:58
No! I fuck goth chicks, welsh chicks and siamese twins :rolleyes:
nobby
22-04-06, 22:01
oh ok then...
Skusty
22-04-06, 22:08
Oh yeah? Well we finnish invented the sauna! Beat that. :p
Necpock
22-04-06, 22:08
Wow that pool is class
giga191
23-04-06, 02:00
it's all fun and games until the machine starts working in reverse 0o
Dirus
23-04-06, 02:03
These things have been around since the 70's.
mdares
23-04-06, 03:02
These things have been around since the 70's.

actually i think earlier...
a leader of a country during WW2 (whom i will not name for fear of it being edited) but he was known familiarly as "Koba" or JVS had one in his dacha cuz he didnt like swimming in teh open but wanted to stay "fit".
Dirus
23-04-06, 05:48
actually i think earlier...
a leader of a country during WW2 (whom i will not name for fear of it being edited) but he was known familiarly as "Koba" or JVS had one in his dacha cuz he didnt like swimming in teh open but wanted to stay "fit".

Ones like the one posted about didnt really show up till the 70's, theres been numerous versions of the same type of systems around since the 1800's. Some of them don't use any water at all, and are kinda like rowing machine type things.
oliver
23-04-06, 06:39
If the waterpump stops you swim into the pool wall, get knocked out and drown yourself!
RogerRamjet
23-04-06, 12:36
actually i think earlier...
a leader of a country during WW2 (whom i will not name for fear of it being edited) but he was known familiarly as "Koba" or JVS had one in his dacha cuz he didnt like swimming in teh open but wanted to stay "fit".

Surely he couldnt swim in the open anyway.

Damn cold out there...