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Foxtrot
20-04-06, 23:34
Ok, is it healthy for someone to eat in their bed, play computer in their bed, play crap computer games in their bed, watch movies in their bed all day, watch tv at the sametime, do everything in their bed, caught him watching porn in his bed one time.

I don't think he has any classes. Well, it pisses me off because he's always in the room and I can't watch my porn.

GET THIS, he also has a girlfriend, and she's decent looking.

WTF TBH
Hell-demon
20-04-06, 23:39
Solution: Put a snake in his bed
nobby
20-04-06, 23:41
When or if he gets up for a shit, get some cheesy cheetoz, and hold like 2 or 3 in your hand, run the tap with your hand under and crush them with your hand.

Then wipe them in his bed and complain when he gets back :p

Looks like proper shite!
Hell-demon
20-04-06, 23:43
Pour ice cold water on his bed, cover with the blanket and watch him scream as he clambers into bed
nobby
20-04-06, 23:45
After you've caught him watching porn

get some thick cream, but liquidize it so it's thinned, then pour it onto his pants when he's asleep :lol:

Then tell him in the morning that you've had enough!
Hell-demon
20-04-06, 23:47
Get someone to fart on his head while he is asleep :D
nobby
20-04-06, 23:51
Hide the power lead from his computer, so he'll HAVE to get out of bed to find it...
Hell-demon
20-04-06, 23:52
Just seduce his girlfriend.

Lazy people don't deserve sex and girlfriends.
nobby
20-04-06, 23:55
Have sex with his girlfriend, film it, send it to him in an email :p
Hell-demon
21-04-06, 00:00
No, replace his porn with a vid of you porking his GF


"Hey man that looks good"

"That's my girlfriend!"

"Oh look there's me!"
canuma100
21-04-06, 01:44
get your own Appartment man :p

Its the best Solution .... even you are merried
Foxtrot
21-04-06, 01:55
I'm stuck in this gross ass dorm right now....can't wait for next semester...2 hot girls
Hell-demon
21-04-06, 10:33
inflatable girls don't count :p
Tratos
21-04-06, 10:34
No, replace his porn with a vid of you porking his GF


"Hey man that looks good"

"That's my girlfriend!"

"Oh look there's me!"
I think this is the best tactic for pure comedy and him wanting to kill you....probably in his bed.
Mr Kot
21-04-06, 15:31
get some thick cream, but liquidize it so it's thinned,
...or just get some thinner cream to start with :p
RogerRamjet
21-04-06, 15:35
Just walk in naked all the time. Full proof way to get someone to fuck off.
Hell-demon
21-04-06, 15:41
Or fart on his head
Dogface
21-04-06, 16:06
Solution: Put a snake in his bed

Even better - put YOUR snake in his bed, if you catch my drift.

He'll never bother you again.

Either than or kill him.
Hell-demon
21-04-06, 16:14
Get a fat ugly gross girl as seen here (http://www.likemybody.com/uploads/img44179584da36f.jpg)

and get them to climb into his bed while he's asleep.

Instant fear of beds, sleeping and vaginas. :D
Dogface
21-04-06, 16:19
And facial hair 8|
nobby
21-04-06, 17:30
Get a fat ugly gross girl as seen here (http://www.likemybody.com/uploads/img44179584da36f.jpg)

and get them to climb into his bed while he's asleep.

Instant fear of beds, sleeping and vaginas. :D


Wouldn't that count as harassment ? :lol:



comon man, It can't take that much to get that gimp out of your room!
SorkZmok
21-04-06, 17:31
Get a better roommate. Simple as that. :)

I got 15 but theyre all nice. :lol: