[OT] Help!

[Private_Eye44]

So, i was Dming this girl earlier today, and she gives me her number.. i dont know, im a pussy xbow PE, should i tell her i have tons of points in HC?! Also, my PSI pool is pretty big.. and i cap a TL10 heal, will that make her wet?! BTW: When i phone her up (if i do, LoL!) should we have "Phone Sex". and if i do, what is this "Jack-Off" i hear about?

Thanks! TTyAL!!!

[Glok]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever read but it made me laugh so... o_O

Just don't be surprised when you call 'her' up and find out it's a dude.

[Apocalypsox]

I call upon thee almighty power of Niddhog! Smite this thread into oblivion and delete thou from our holy thread list!

[FlashFF]

Sticky the bastard, that's some funny shit.

[sanityislost]

The first thing you need to do is twat some noobs to death. Red SL is like cat
nip for the chicks. Then send her a DM being rather vague about your true
intentions

You: Sex?!?
Her: Sex!
You: TH?
Her: k

After your all done with her you need to remember one thing and thats birth
control. Take your Xbow, and humanely shoot her in the head a few times.
She will be GR'd back to life in her appartment smelling as fresh as a daisy
without your mutant sperm doing its mojo inside her

SiL ..:..

[Apocalypsox]

i beleive we ALL now know what SiL does when hes bored.

[sanityislost]

i beleive we ALL now know what SiL does when hes bored.


Yar....i do paper mache. >_<

SiL ..:..

[Dave_ThePe]

Just do it !!!!!!!!!1

[Scaramanga]

Depends whether or not you like Jimmy Nail lookylikeys.

[Nidhogg]

Thread closed because of (*rolls dice*)... spam.

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