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cRazy-
21-03-06, 02:47
Trading and econemy in Neocron is a fundamental part of the game, without it such things as;

1). Money
2). Trade chat

Would be useless. So here are a collection of the best tips and tricks to get the best deal in the world of Neocron.

The simple trade.
This is a simple exchange of words ultimately leading to a finalised trade, for this example we will use repairing of armour.


Bill: Hello, do you repair?
Ben: yes
Bill: Could you repair my helmet?
Ben: yes
Bill: Thankyou, here is a tip, goodbye
Ben: thanks

This simple use of dialogue allows for repair and safe return of Bills items.

What you SHOULDNT do.

The 'Im 12' trade.
This is how such a simple trade can turn volatile with changes in persona and lingo, for this example we shall use Timothy and Bill:


Tim: HAI
Bill: hey
Tim: CUD U REPAIR MY ARMUOR PLS
Bill: sure
Tim: WAT TL DO U REPAIR
Bill: TL250
Tim: LOL THATS SHIT
Bill: I recycle as well so I cant afford the points
Tim: LOL SURE, IM GONNA GET MY ARMAR
Bill: Could you turn caps lock off please
Tim: NO WHY SHOULD I
Bill: Im not going to repair your item if you dont turn caps lock off.
TIM: LOL FUK U ILL FIND SOMEONE ELSE, GROW A DICK DUMBASS, GO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT, nOOb.

A prime example of how the situation can turn terribly wrong.

The overuse of roleplay, trade

This is an example of how 'too much' roleplay can result in going back to CRP without a Helmet.


City Mercs Corporal leiutenent Richard Matthews: Hello Citizen of Neocron
Ben: sup
City Mercs Corporal leiutenent Richard Matthews: Could you use your blacksmith ability on my Headwear?
Ben: Blacksmith?
City Mercs Corporal leiutenent Richard Matthews: Yes, I heard from Reeza you Tangent technicians are quite wonderous with the old Mallet and Anvil, Rolling On the Floor Laughing!!!.
Ben: wtf are you talking about
City Mercs Corporal leiutenent Richard Matthews: Ahh dillusional from the workshop fumes, understandable!
Ben: your a ******
City Mercs Corporal leiutenent Richard Matthews: Pardon me?
City Mercs Corporal leiutenent Richard Matthews: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR TALKING TO TANGENT RUNNER, IM CORPORAL LEIUTENENT MATTHEWS
Ben: your on ignore now
City Mercs Corporal leiutenent Richard Matthews: Ignore wont help you now, I will make sure Reza will take you down for this disrespect!

These are two examples of how the simple trade can turn nasty.
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The 'O rly' manouver
This trade involves the common internet related phrase 'O rly?', observe.



Bill: What are you selling your mini ppr for?
Bob: 4mill
Bill: o rly
Bob: ya rly
Bill: i'll buy, meet me in tech haven

This adds a simple twist of humour and good terms between the Runners, however, the O rly manouver can have a negative response in the wrong hands.



Bill: What are you selling your mini ppr for?
Mark: 4.5mill
Bill: O rly?
Mark: That orly shit bugs me now its so overused, do you want it or not
Bill: O rly?
Mark: piss off im busy
City Mercs Corporal leiutenent Richard Matthews: NEOCRON CITIZEN I HAVE BEEN TOLD YOU HAVE BEEN HARASSING ONE OF MY LOYAL SOLDIERS, REZA WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!

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The 'scam'
For the criminals out there, this simple manouver can score you multiple items of value but at the cost of the loss of respect from your fellow peers.



Jim: ANYONE REPAIR MY JUDGE PLS
Joe: I repair tl400
Jim: sweet, trade me
Joe: lolololol stolen
Jim: wtf


With these new found abilities in bartering with your fellow Runners, as well as learning the do's and the dont's of the econemy, you can easily rise to the top, as the number one trader.

james_finn
21-03-06, 02:55
awesome, what a great guide, this should be stickied.... :P

I'll have to make sure that I get a copy of this printed out and stuck to the Phoenix Pin Board, and send a copy round in neomail for our employees to read, as this really does show the way to trade!

Delphi

Brammers
21-03-06, 03:12
awesome, what a great guide, this should be stickied.... :P

I'll have to make sure that I get a copy of this printed out and stuck to the Phoenix Pin Board, and send a copy round in neomail for our employees to read, as this really does show the way to trade!

Delphi

Make sure you run that past Tricia first, as she is the R&D director! ;)

A few times I've been repairing, I've come across a clan who are being a pain in some way. I let him put the item in the window and I closed it, so he got his item "thrown" back at him, and publicly announce "No repairs for clan XXX" he told me to fuck myself, and everyone around him laughed at him!

mdares
21-03-06, 07:32
Jim: ANYONE REPAIR MY JUDGE PLS
Joe: I repair tl400
Jim: sweet, trade me
Joe: lolololol stolen
Jim: wtf



heh i just go:

me - "repairing tl 350"
sucker - "heres the item and 10k as tip"
me - "thanks; you have just been Miked! Have a nice day!"
me logs out.

heh i dunt actually scam peopel but the "Miked" thing is for people who remember MayhemMike back on sat when he would scam people =p

calim
21-03-06, 12:45
heh i just go:

me - "repairing tl 350"
sucker - "heres the item and 10k as tip"
me - "thanks; you have just been Miked! Have a nice day!"
me logs out.

heh i dunt actually scam peopel but the "Miked" thing is for people who remember MayhemMike back on sat when he would scam people =p

Is there any official clan who does insurance services on this ?
We need mens against frauds in NC !
And i think it would give a new RP synergy ^^

Rage
21-03-06, 12:53
aw.man i laughed so hard ..aww. my eyes watering :')) lol


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

l8m0n
21-03-06, 13:19
City Mercs Corporal leiutenent Richard Matthews

never seen this guy (and if hes not real he should be) but if thats how he talks then :lol:

Riddle
21-03-06, 14:32
Very nice Crazy laughed my arse off .......almost as much as when you wanted to hire an MC5 chip while you levelled :lol:


wheres my shop?

Bugs Gunny
21-03-06, 15:24
Guy 1: Hey mate can i have pokes?

Guy2: What's the secret password to the cave of aldhart'a where the Guardian dragon sleeps and the minstrel of lost patience gently weeps?

Guy 2: *scratches head* *BLAM* Get pokes yourself now biaaaatch !!!!!

Nidhogg
21-03-06, 15:42
awesome, what a great guide, this should be stickied.... :P
o rly?

N

Pantho
21-03-06, 15:45
Tht was random tbh

Kaldera
21-03-06, 15:58
o rly?

N

Thats one of the reason for Nidhoggs 12,492 posts :D

james_finn
21-03-06, 16:23
o rly?

N

Just for you Nid

{o,o}
|)__)
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O RLY?

{o.o}
|)_(|
-"-"-
YA RLY!

{o,o}
(__(|
-"-"-
NO WAI!

Delphi

Riddle
21-03-06, 16:27
Guy 1: Hey mate can i have pokes?

Guy2: What's the secret password to the cave of aldhart'a where the Guardian dragon sleeps and the minstrel of lost patience gently weeps?

Guy 2: *scratches head* *BLAM* Get pokes yourself now biaaaatch !!!!!

hmmm.

Guy 1: Hey mate can i have pokes?

Guy 2: sure Kneel if you want a poke.

Guy 1: *Kneels for poke

Guy 2: *Sex emote, "theres a poke for ya, biatch!"

Bugs Gunny
21-03-06, 16:32
"In da eyesocket biaaatch" !!!

cRazy-
21-03-06, 16:34
Trade-NC> Guy1: Can I have pokes pls
Trade-NC> Guy2: lolololol no
Trade-NC> Guy1: wtfomg
Direct> City Mercs Corporal leiutenent Richard Matthews: WHAT THE BLAST ARE YOU DOING REFUSING MY SOLDIERS SURGICAL IMPLANTATIONS?!

Bugs Gunny
21-03-06, 16:40
Trade nc : Guy1: gunnar ganked me at ****, someone poke me pls
Trade nc: Gunnar : Hey Guy 1, come to *** at the genrep i'll poke you, sorry about that.

*BLAM* omg!!! nice one

Trade nc: Guy 1, now i need more pokes. Who pokes ?
Trade nc: Gunnar : Guy 1, it was an enemy, he's dead now, come for pokes.

*"ZAP ZAP* .... Jeezes, he sure is persistent isn't he?

Direct: Hoder: Okay, that's another one on the record for sl whoring !!!

:D

See no Evil
21-03-06, 17:23
This IS a funny thread :o

calim
21-03-06, 17:34
Trade nc : Guy1: gunnar ganked me at ****, someone poke me pls
Trade nc: Gunnar : Hey Guy 1, come to *** at the genrep i'll poke you, sorry about that.

*BLAM* omg!!! nice one

Trade nc: Guy 1, now i need more pokes. Who pokes ?
Trade nc: Gunnar : Guy 1, it was an enemy, he's dead now, come for pokes.

*"ZAP ZAP* .... Jeezes, he sure is persistent isn't he?

Direct: Hoder: Okay, that's another one on the record for sl whoring !!!

:D

this guy1 is a good loser, not like me !

Lol, between ungrateful, sarcastic and meanness (i took a dictionnary) ^^

Gunnar do you fantasize on this ? :lol:

Bugs Gunny
21-03-06, 17:43
I'm not allowed to post about my fantasies anymore.
Nidhogg didn't quite apreciate me showing up in fantasywear at his doorstep.....

Hell-demon
21-03-06, 17:48
Thats coz he was busy with me :angel:

Apocalypsox
21-03-06, 18:30
Will you two stop...im going to puke on my monitor before this shit ends

Bugs Gunny
21-03-06, 18:41
Would you like me to send you some pictures of our "adventures" ?

Pantho
21-03-06, 19:10
Ill Email you some of Gunnar playing with Shiny apples, tbh

Hell-demon
21-03-06, 19:42
Gunnar plays with more than apples mate ;)

Apocalypsox
21-03-06, 20:17
ohh go...*gag* ohh shit here it comes *gag gag* OMFG *runs away* :lol:

Hell-demon
21-03-06, 20:35
thats not the only thing you gag on :rolleyes:

Apocalypsox
21-03-06, 20:38
Hell if i see Revan ingame i sware to god i will shove 3 SH shells right up his ass :eek:

Dogface
21-03-06, 20:39
I hope passing net browsers from the outside who have never played NC can't see this thread 8|

Hell-demon
21-03-06, 20:39
You'll stick more than that in my ass wont you ya little hoower :rolleyes:

Odin
21-03-06, 21:25
Classic.

/me wanders off to go abuse Niddy for spamming.

Bugs Gunny
22-03-06, 10:34
I hope passing net browsers from the outside who have never played NC can't see this thread 8|

Why? All it does is display some of the sexual nature of neocron.
That, and how open minded we all are :D

SnAkE_BE
22-03-06, 14:29
Ill Email you some of Gunnar playing with Shiny apples, tbh

thats just u impersonating gunnar with shiny apples

Doc Holliday
22-03-06, 17:48
great guide crazy.

j0rz
23-03-06, 02:43
I tend to find most people don't DM in fear i might use there hair to blow my nose and there hands to wipe my arse...

Iron charity rackham :P need i say more Xbow powera 8|