The-No-More-Elves-Lie

[Torg]

Citicens of Neocron, Freedom Fighters of the Dome, Mercenaries of the MB

I accuse Stormbot Holger as a representative of Neocrons administration of deliberately lying to the public. They started the "no-more-elves"-propaganda-campaign to make us blind to the truth. They wanted to makes us believe that the toil and danger of our postapocalyptic world will be paid for by a superiority over elf-infested lowlands. They promised to us to send those elves to hell and lead reason, science and technology to a splendid victory over superstition, magic and medieval times. It's all a lie! The wide wastelands of Neocron are actually ruled by sorcerers and their helpers, suppressing and exterminating all members of modern civilisation. The very same drama already took place on the planets of Warcarft and Starwars: the followers of superstition were victorious, because the governments did not fight them. I encourage all righteous citicens of neocron to take part in the resistance. Cast off the yoke of Crahn! Unite under the banner of reason and enlightenment! Demand the magicians expelled from this land, fight for your survival!

Give us freedom or give us death!

Torg

[nobby]

oh shush!

[Asurmen Spec Op]

Citicens of Neocron, Freedom Fighters of the Dome, Mercenaries of the MB

I accuse Stormbot Holger as a representative of Neocrons administration of deliberately lying to the public. They started the "no-more-elves"-propaganda-campaign to make us blind to the truth. They wanted to makes us believe that the toil and danger of our postapocalyptic world will be paid for by a superiority over elf-infested lowlands. They promised to us to send those elves to hell and lead reason, science and technology to a splendid victory over superstition, magic and medieval times. It's all a lie! The wide wastelands of Neocron are actually ruled by sorcerers and their helpers, suppressing and exterminating all members of modern civilisation. The very same drama already took place on the planets of Warcarft and Starwars: the followers of superstition were victorious, because the governments did not fight them. I encourage all righteous citicens of neocron to take part in the resistance. Cast off the yoke of Crahn! Unite under the banner of reason and enlightenment! Demand the magicians expelled from this land, fight for your survival!

Give us freedom or give us death!

Torg
:wtf:O_o
ok....

[Bugs Gunny]

Ssssshhhht.

I'm playing a hybrid now, don't tell people about the whole wizard theme....

[Asurmen Spec Op]

Ssssshhhht.

I'm playing a hybrid now, don't tell people about the whole wizard theme....
Shut up wizzard.

[BlackDove]

Yeah, that whole "No more elves" was kind of strange considering Neocron = PPU = Elf game.

[LTA]

Ssssshhhht.

I'm playing a hybrid now, don't tell people about the whole wizard theme....

Damn Merlins O_o

[ZoVoS]

Shut up wizzard.

dont knock wizards or my monk will turn u into a frogie

[Asurmen Spec Op]

dont knock wizards or my monk will turn u into a frogie
I'd like to see you try

[ZoVoS]

I'd like to see you try

*casts holy transmorm into frog on asurmen*
dam 0.01/min cast time... u wait damit

[sanityislost]

WTB boots of speed!

SiL ..:..

[Asurmen Spec Op]

*casts holy transmorm into frog on asurmen*
dam 0.01/min cast time... u wait damit
*walks behinds bugs*

[Spermy]

*Casting sexing of the infinite on Assman.*


Kapowned.

[ZoVoS]

selling wand of magic +4
and staff of greater ppu'ing

[Asurmen Spec Op]

*Casting sexing of the infinite on Assman.*


Kapowned.
My penis autocasts that

[ZoVoS]

My penis autocasts that

:O can i wave around ur magic wand to?

[Asurmen Spec Op]

:O can i wave around ur magic wand to?
*sean connery voice* Would you like to see my magical staff?

[Bugs Gunny]

*casts holy creature focus and then drapes himself with his cloack of magic*
Red eyes start to stare at the knight wearing a blade of ceres....

"Let's go", said Merlin.
"Time to go kill us some dragons in G12".

[Asurmen Spec Op]

*casts holy creature focus and then drapes himself with his cloack of magic*
Red eyes start to stare at the knight wearing a blade of ceres....

"Let's go", said Merlin.
"Time to go kill us some dragons in G12".
My penis auto sexes you and you die.

play again(y/n)

[Ryen]

My penis auto sexes you and you die.

play again(y/n)

y

Sex changing rounds shot from plasma cannon. I win.

[Asurmen Spec Op]

y

Sex changing rounds shot from plasma cannon. I win.
Due to odd effects, the plasma turns and hits you in the face.

You are blind

[Bugs Gunny]

/me fires up fraps and takes some excellent footage of that plasma facial for his upcomming movie : "Neosex... extreme pleasure"

[Lodar]

/me draws TL115 Remote Anti-Spam device :D

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