Buy a laser gun

[Mechanicus]

http://amazing1.com/burning-lasers.htm

[Ryen]

http://amazing1.com/burning-lasers.htm

One of these + a hollowed out airsoft rifle = the biggest surprise of your friends life.

[Mechanicus]

i wonder what the range is on those, probally pretty small

i would love a BoH irl though

[Heavyporker]

Don't be frigging ridiculous.

There's no battery small enough to fit into a rifle stock, and powerful enough to drive a laser of that size. Sheesh.

And at these power levels, you'd fry your gun stock before you managed to burn anything at a distance.

[Terayon]

"Input Voltage: 12VDC @ 1.5AMPS, 20-30sec. Charge Time
Rod: 3X1/4" Nd:GLASS With Integral Mirrors
Output: 3 Joules @ 1.06 Microns Infra Red
Storage Capacity: 270 Micro farads @ 2 KV
Flash lamp Energy @ 1000 Volts: 135 Joules, @1500 Volts: 300 Joules
Single Colimnatting Lens
120 to 150 Shots From Internal AA Batteries
Certified Class 4 Laser Product"

Unless im misinterpreting i think you could.

[Heavyporker]

Oh, thought he was talking about the laser tubes, not the laser gun.

Anyways, in regards to the laser gun... I'm somewhat dubious of its efficiacy, especially about the AA batteries thing. Granted, with capacitators and very brief flashes, the laser's light might be intense enough to burn some flammable materials... but I'm thinking like scalds and such, not actual "drill a hole through punk's head" burns.

[vashtyphoon78]

:lol: Lol with a little modifying this thing could be like a fricken healing light.....



MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

[Dribble Joy]

Burns and Etches Wood

And it only need MAINS supply! Oh the wonders of the modern age!

[Tratos]

And it only need MAINS supply! Oh the wonders of the modern age!

*stock piles extension cables*

[RogerRamjet]

i would love a BoH irl though

They got nerfed iirc :D

[Heavyporker]

You know... I read that quote from DJ.. and I have to say... just now it hit me... I almost fell out of my ass laughing - for a 2 buck magnifying lenses and a sunny day, I can burn and etch wood!


Hahahahhaaa haaa haa haa!


No, seriously. Why hasn't there been much improvement in lasers, and by that I mean why aren't they more efficient? I heard that a laser is only like 10% efficient. Yikes.

[Vae Victis]

you people are barbabians...
stick with ninja swords ^^
katana = win

[Clive tombstone]

Ill one up you on that!

Katana+Laser pointer=Better win :D

[vashtyphoon78]

ur all stoopid!!!!!!


Knuckles+silencer > all!!!!!!!

[Clive tombstone]

ur all stoopid!!!!!!


Knuckles+silencer > all!!!!!!!

Shieet I lost :D

[Heavyporker]

Actually.. *I* win...

flashlight modded with laserpointer!!!!

[Skusty]

Meh i win, scopemodded fist.

[Heavyporker]

Bull! I am still winner supreme.

Nothing beats laserpointed flashlight.


Because : #1 - you can't scopemod a fist, #2 - you can still physically damage something with that fist, and #3 - What the fuck? A fist isn't as cool as a flashlight!!!

[Bozz-Von Mel]

Lasers are cool and everything, but a projectile (bullet) can kill you just as dead as the most powerfull lasers.

This website looks like the one that would have sold the time machine to that guy on Napoleon Dynamite.