Hell-demon
21-10-05, 20:28
Good evening. Welcome to my humble abode, and by humble I mean a small appartment in Via Rosso that smells of decaying droms. It's got nothing to do with me it was the previous owner I swear. Anyway the time has come.....
Halloween is upon us! It is the time when gouls, ghosts, demonic creatures and the unemployed lurk the night. And so over the next few days I will be bringing you tales of horror and wierdness the likes of which will never get published in a million years.
So our first story of terror shall begin....
Adam thrusted deep into her quivering mound. Her moans of pleasure filled the room.....
Hey! What the fuck! Dammit that Igor has been rearranging my book collection. Dumb little shit mixed up my erotic novels with my horror stories. Now wheres a good little scare...come on...."Little Women" pppfftt hardly......come on....ah here we go.
The "Big Bumper Book of Perverse Scares" and would ya believe it its the second edition. Now to recreate that atmosphere of mystery and forboding...ahem
From the very bowels of Satan I bring you our first tale which I like to call, and so does the author of the story, "Viagra of the Dead"
On a dark stormy night in the creepy bleak labs of Proto Pharm two morticians, Bill and Max, were examining a fresh batch of corpses that had been delivered. But little did they know that one particular corpse would bring destruction to Neocron!
"Hey did you know that when a person dies the muscles in their bowels give way and they piss and shit all over the place?" said Bill.
"Oh please don't tell me that stuff it's disturbing. My first day and I'm replacing blood will preserving fluid" said Max glumly as he looked at the tubes poking out of a corpse lying on a cold slab.
"Well hey thats why I'm supervising. Hey did you know that at some point the deads lungs spew out left over air and they make this wierd sound like "eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppoppppppp"? Its freaky" said Bill talking over Max's shoulder.
"Look I don't want to know so shut up"
Max was desperatly not trying to screw this job up. Out of all the part time jobs hes ever had he considered this to be the worst.
"Oh and did you know that if you die with a boner it stays there? We've had a few cases of stiffs with stiffs. We call it "Angel Lust" in the business" said Bill jabbing at a corpses crotch.
"For fucks sake I'm trying to concerntrate on what I'm doing! I don't want to hear any more disturbing bullshit!" said Max putting down his surgical laser.
"Hey man it's not bullshit. It's true the blood stays trapped in the blood vessels of the penis. Here man let me show you" said Bill wandering out of the labs.
Max was bewildered at this point. An eerie lab, filled with corpses, who died in horrific ways, with a co-worker obsessed with the toilet habits of the dead. Max could hear Bill searching cabinets and knocking equipment over in the opposite room. Bill quickly ran into the room quite flustered brandashing a syringe and escorting a trolley with a difibulator on it. He parked the defibulator next to one of the male corpses.
"Bill what the hell are you doing? I don't need some fucked up biology lesson now I got work to do" said Max sulkily.
"Relax this will only take a minute...well for this guy it will last a long time. You see in this syringe is a powerful viagra in a solution. I inject this guy with it, give him a jolt of volts to get the stuff flowing a little and we watch the dead rise."
"You are one twisted perv with too much time on his hands"
"Just pass me that cloth so it doesn't perk up and hit us in the eye. Last thing we need is a decomposing penis flying about the place"
Max reluctantly gave Bill a cloth which Bill gently placed on the corpse. Bill injected the corpse with viagra and gave a small burst of electricity to the corpse with the defibulator to get a short pulse of blood in circulation. Slowly but surely they could see a bulge in the cloth emerge.
"Lucky for this guy dead girls dont say no" said Bill jokily.
The corpse twitched on the slab slightly.
"Er...Bill?"
Suddenly the corpse jolted forward and flung his arm at Bill hitting him and hurling him across the lab. Max dived over a cadaver tray to avoid this bonerfied zombie. The zombie ignored Max and proceeded to break down a security door with a powerful pelvic thrust. The broken door set off security alarms and a small squad of security guards ran to the sector hauling an arsenal of guns and gear. Max crept out of cover and picked up Bill shakily to his feet.
Meanwhile the security force were frantically firing at a zombie lurching at them with an erection. It got close to a security guard and pounced on him. The zombie humped him into submission, killing him with his foul manhood. The zombie then set it's sights on the rest of the squad which were situated a few rooms away from Bill and Max.
Bill and Max looked around the room and assessed the damage.
"First day on the job and one of the corpses gets an erection and goes on a rampage. It would have to be a bloody Monday wouldn't it". said Max depressingly.
"What the hell happened in here?!" shouted the Proto Pharm CEO clambering over cadaver trays.
"Er...it's my first day" said Max sheepishly.
"Mind telling me why I had a security force getting attacked by what I'm hearing on the communication channels to be a corpse with a hard on! Damn thing managed to break out the labs! Fucking roaming the streets!"
"Bill injected a corpse with viagra and it some how got re-animated" said Max rather bemused.
Bill was shaking in shock.
"This is not good for the company! Having a corpse on the loose...do you know what this means!?" shouted the CEO
"We have unleashed something truely terrible on Neocron"
"No it means bad news for our share holders!"
Halloween is upon us! It is the time when gouls, ghosts, demonic creatures and the unemployed lurk the night. And so over the next few days I will be bringing you tales of horror and wierdness the likes of which will never get published in a million years.
So our first story of terror shall begin....
Adam thrusted deep into her quivering mound. Her moans of pleasure filled the room.....
Hey! What the fuck! Dammit that Igor has been rearranging my book collection. Dumb little shit mixed up my erotic novels with my horror stories. Now wheres a good little scare...come on...."Little Women" pppfftt hardly......come on....ah here we go.
The "Big Bumper Book of Perverse Scares" and would ya believe it its the second edition. Now to recreate that atmosphere of mystery and forboding...ahem
From the very bowels of Satan I bring you our first tale which I like to call, and so does the author of the story, "Viagra of the Dead"
On a dark stormy night in the creepy bleak labs of Proto Pharm two morticians, Bill and Max, were examining a fresh batch of corpses that had been delivered. But little did they know that one particular corpse would bring destruction to Neocron!
"Hey did you know that when a person dies the muscles in their bowels give way and they piss and shit all over the place?" said Bill.
"Oh please don't tell me that stuff it's disturbing. My first day and I'm replacing blood will preserving fluid" said Max glumly as he looked at the tubes poking out of a corpse lying on a cold slab.
"Well hey thats why I'm supervising. Hey did you know that at some point the deads lungs spew out left over air and they make this wierd sound like "eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppoppppppp"? Its freaky" said Bill talking over Max's shoulder.
"Look I don't want to know so shut up"
Max was desperatly not trying to screw this job up. Out of all the part time jobs hes ever had he considered this to be the worst.
"Oh and did you know that if you die with a boner it stays there? We've had a few cases of stiffs with stiffs. We call it "Angel Lust" in the business" said Bill jabbing at a corpses crotch.
"For fucks sake I'm trying to concerntrate on what I'm doing! I don't want to hear any more disturbing bullshit!" said Max putting down his surgical laser.
"Hey man it's not bullshit. It's true the blood stays trapped in the blood vessels of the penis. Here man let me show you" said Bill wandering out of the labs.
Max was bewildered at this point. An eerie lab, filled with corpses, who died in horrific ways, with a co-worker obsessed with the toilet habits of the dead. Max could hear Bill searching cabinets and knocking equipment over in the opposite room. Bill quickly ran into the room quite flustered brandashing a syringe and escorting a trolley with a difibulator on it. He parked the defibulator next to one of the male corpses.
"Bill what the hell are you doing? I don't need some fucked up biology lesson now I got work to do" said Max sulkily.
"Relax this will only take a minute...well for this guy it will last a long time. You see in this syringe is a powerful viagra in a solution. I inject this guy with it, give him a jolt of volts to get the stuff flowing a little and we watch the dead rise."
"You are one twisted perv with too much time on his hands"
"Just pass me that cloth so it doesn't perk up and hit us in the eye. Last thing we need is a decomposing penis flying about the place"
Max reluctantly gave Bill a cloth which Bill gently placed on the corpse. Bill injected the corpse with viagra and gave a small burst of electricity to the corpse with the defibulator to get a short pulse of blood in circulation. Slowly but surely they could see a bulge in the cloth emerge.
"Lucky for this guy dead girls dont say no" said Bill jokily.
The corpse twitched on the slab slightly.
"Er...Bill?"
Suddenly the corpse jolted forward and flung his arm at Bill hitting him and hurling him across the lab. Max dived over a cadaver tray to avoid this bonerfied zombie. The zombie ignored Max and proceeded to break down a security door with a powerful pelvic thrust. The broken door set off security alarms and a small squad of security guards ran to the sector hauling an arsenal of guns and gear. Max crept out of cover and picked up Bill shakily to his feet.
Meanwhile the security force were frantically firing at a zombie lurching at them with an erection. It got close to a security guard and pounced on him. The zombie humped him into submission, killing him with his foul manhood. The zombie then set it's sights on the rest of the squad which were situated a few rooms away from Bill and Max.
Bill and Max looked around the room and assessed the damage.
"First day on the job and one of the corpses gets an erection and goes on a rampage. It would have to be a bloody Monday wouldn't it". said Max depressingly.
"What the hell happened in here?!" shouted the Proto Pharm CEO clambering over cadaver trays.
"Er...it's my first day" said Max sheepishly.
"Mind telling me why I had a security force getting attacked by what I'm hearing on the communication channels to be a corpse with a hard on! Damn thing managed to break out the labs! Fucking roaming the streets!"
"Bill injected a corpse with viagra and it some how got re-animated" said Max rather bemused.
Bill was shaking in shock.
"This is not good for the company! Having a corpse on the loose...do you know what this means!?" shouted the CEO
"We have unleashed something truely terrible on Neocron"
"No it means bad news for our share holders!"