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imper1um
07-09-05, 05:13
Three rules:

1. One line at a time, no longer than the window.
2. Neocron related.
3. No Double posts.

Once, there was this Spy that was in the middle of the wastelands...
Asurmen Spec Op
07-09-05, 05:14
Trying to kill a ppu with his rifle
Serious_Sam
07-09-05, 05:19
When along came a Swamp Rider....
vashtyphoon78
07-09-05, 05:22
That stepped on him...
Asurmen Spec Op
07-09-05, 05:27
but due to the netcode, he steped on the ppu the spy was trying to kill
Ras Klaat
07-09-05, 05:51
so the spy left to go to Neptune, and decrease the pop on current servers :rolleyes:
Asurmen Spec Op
07-09-05, 05:56
but then he noticed that neptune was just terra, with more scardycat gankers.
Heavyporker
07-09-05, 07:42
and, weeping, decided to purge his soul and become a role-playing shopkeeper.
eprodigy
07-09-05, 07:51
The job got to him and he become an arrogant roleplaying moron, annoying all the carebears
MrTrip
07-09-05, 07:52
and Nidhogg, who came by and put his lights out, as he will do this thread


:rolleyes:
Koshinn
07-09-05, 07:53
So he had a GM change his name so no one would know him (including nidhogg)
Bugs Gunny
07-09-05, 08:51
And then got gangraped by FETISH, nobody cared, nobody knew him.
jini
07-09-05, 09:03
Which in the end as it turns out that same gank that zerg him tasted its own medicine, when after some 3-5 mins after that gankrape, an invisible bomber from a notorius DoY clan came wasting the whole Fetish team, who apparently were gathered in a circle talking and laughing. It is said this clan is a manufacturer too...
netster
07-09-05, 11:33
tumbling down the rabbithole...
giga191
07-09-05, 12:47
tumbling down the rabbithole... where they found a squirrel
Bugs Gunny
07-09-05, 12:50
an almost extinct species. Toxen drives by *BLAM*and makes a trophy of the now extinct squirrel.
Storme
07-09-05, 13:22
Bugs was ever so upset about the squirrels death that he stuffed it F.E.T.I.S.H. style......
Brammers
07-09-05, 13:28
But the bloood of the Squirrel was left behind. A Dragon fly comes along and drinks the Squirrel blood, and starts to mutate into a 240/240 Flying Dragon-Squirrel.
Bugs Gunny
07-09-05, 13:34
When screenies of this mob reach the cities, everyone rushes to the streets and cries NERF !!!!
a4nic8er
07-09-05, 13:35
Lonely Dragon-squirrel attempts sex with a kami (droner gets banned)
Bugs Gunny
07-09-05, 13:40
Ban reason : "exploiting a "hole" in the dragon squirrel"
netster
07-09-05, 14:54
OOC: i thought more of the matrix-style "tumbling down the rabbithole", but i should have said something about red/blue-pills, the explaination of Serumderibat and Redflash, the sideeffects of drugs and what happened to the spy, after he took too much of the stuff and was running overdoozed against a Warbots leg.... >_<


BTH: onoz ...
Ban reason : "exploiting a "hole" in the dragon squirrel"
Lonely Dragon-squirrel attempts sex with a kami (droner gets banned) made me laugh-a-lot :lol:
Riddle
07-09-05, 14:56
Shit how do you delete?
Serious_Sam
07-09-05, 15:34
...and then a GM. feeling rather itcheeeey, spawns little bastard in the middle of a BLOOD vs FF OP fight....
giga191
07-09-05, 15:41
...and then a GM. feeling rather itcheeeey, spawns little bastard in the middle of a BLOOD vs FF OP fight.... but Lore haXX0rz them so they only attack blood
naimex
07-09-05, 15:44
but little did Lore know, that the Dragon Squirrel had gone blind from being exploited, so blind and enraged that it sought its revenge... and Lore had become itīs target. Lore had never felt such ...
Bugs Gunny
07-09-05, 15:51
pain from a penetration like that before. "little bastard" was not the word, "big bastard' was more like it
solling
07-09-05, 16:00
Lore cried
Scanner Darkly
07-09-05, 16:03
for his mummy, but instead he found himself synching all alone in the wastes with a heard of drom eyeing him lasciviously
Photcron
07-09-05, 16:20
... suddenly Lore fell to the ground, his torso burst open spewing engraved gavels that read "/closed Power Posting, +1" ... :angel:
Storme
07-09-05, 16:39
A loner wandered by called Nidhogg and read these gavels and bellowed "MUHAHAHAHA No one will beat my power posting!!" he then.....
Ras Klaat
07-09-05, 17:07
logged into Tera and spawned some benches in Plaza 1 for the
peps to go afk on :) and not get pushed around, now its
a safezone :rolleyes:
Skusty
07-09-05, 17:27
...because Gms don't like pvp
Asurmen Spec Op
07-09-05, 20:13
...because Gms don't like pvp
However they all love asurmen
LaZyBoY
07-09-05, 20:17
Theres a pvp server for neocron? Thats like a PvM server for everquest 2.
nightwind
07-09-05, 22:12
After hearing rummors that the gms all love asurmen, Paradox descides to raid the city...
Nidhogg
07-09-05, 22:17
but they were all killed by Nidhogg in a furious spam-bashing frenzy.

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