Immortality Device

[sanityislost]

OK after one of my bored typing random crap into google sessions i found this

Clicky (http://www.alexchiu.com/eternallife/)

Soooo it seems that we can all live forever if we wear
these lil rings or foot braces :lol: :rolleyes: :lol:
Crazy crazy shit

love this quote

The Eternal Life Rings and The Eternal Life Foot Braces invented by
Alex Chiu are believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever or
turn humans physically younger, (Our lawyer told us to use the word
"believe") and cure various diseases and handicaps as long as you wear
the rings or foot braces every night during sleep.

Oh and this one on the how to build yourself page


Watch out for the polarities. If you put the rings on with the wrong
polarity, you could get sick within hours!


[Edit] Ahahaha the boards for this place are kick ass


Posted by J. Sparrow on April 04, 192004 at 03:26:43:

I am 52 and have saline breast implants for the last 30 years. Can I use the
device?

Also my 26-year-old daughter is bipolar (manic depressive), will the device
help?

Thank you
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ANSWER: You have no choice but to use it if you want to become immortal.
It should help your daughter.

SiL ..:..

[Gotterdammerung]

do they offer any advice for those of us who are already immortal ?

[Asurmen Spec Op]

do they offer any advice for those of us who are already immortal ?
Sell your self on ebay

[sanityislost]

do they offer any advice for those of us who are already immortal ?


Drugs...so there can steal your info muahaha


SiL ..:..

[Asurmen Spec Op]

Drugs...so there can steal your info muahaha


SiL ..:..
Ebay is cool too

[sanityislost]

Ebay is cool too


Yea thats true....apart from ebay steals your soul slowly 8|

SiL ..:..

[Bugs Gunny]

Damn, i have to get those for my pe's setup :-)

I wonder if they are compatible with the pyramid i have over my bed.....

[Asurmen Spec Op]

Damn, i have to get those for my pe's setup :-)

I wonder if they are compatible with the pyramid i have over my bed.....
Sorry the rings were patched out for balance issues, come back later