l33t Hax0r

[Asurmen Spec Op]

No, this isnt my usual dose of early morning spam,
http://www.totalillusions.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=328
Beware the power of this leet hax0r he comes for us all

[Original monk]

gotta be carefull with them suicidehackers lately :)

[Asurmen Spec Op]

Want to make bets on his age?
Im putting 20CR on 12

[retr0n]

Can anybody be so stupid?

50cr on 13

[Nadja [Mars]]

LoL

I added this one to the german part of this forum.

Great one!

Yours

[[TgR]KILLER]

lol deleting your own HD like that god you must be stupid haha

[Torg]

bwahaha. its an old story, but still funny.

[Judge]

Seen it a few times before, but it seriously never gets old. :D

[Jesterthegreat]

every time it claims to be a different IRC channel... but still a very funny story ;)

[Fafhrd]

pffsst

:-)

clicky (http://bash.org/?99060)

[nobby]

I found them funny :lol:



the second one......
reminds me of what people say to me O_o

[Morganth]

I've been in an IRC discussion about computer security when someone like this comes along. Seeing as I was the channel newbie (I was talking with people that dealt with security in banks and such like), they allowed me to "deal" with this l33t hakz0r who claimed to have hacked his next door neighbours wireless connection and linked it through to his router so he could download stuff and hack places. His threats were fine, till he assured me there was nothing I could do to get him offline, and he invited me to try by any means possible (which meant what I was about to do was legal ;) ).

Unfortunately for him, his uber Cisco router hadn't been updated to the latest firmware, so I sent him a Ping of Death to port 80, which caused it to crash :lol:

Needless to say, he didn't come back anytime soon :rolleyes:

[Jesterthegreat]

i love bash.org...


<Cedaie> Your ignorance isn't helping.
<@KTottE> How am I ignorant?
<Cedaie> <@KTottE> Do it again, do it right - Ooh great help *clap* *clap*
<@KTottE> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=ignorant
<@KTottE> Maybe the word you were searching for was http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=arrogant ?
<Cedaie> yeah thats the one
<Cedaie> Your arrogance isn't helping,
<@KTottE> Neither is your ignorance

[[PiN]Fluffy]

OLd sauce i;ve seen this months ago.....

[naimex]

Fluffy']OLd sauce i;ve seen this months ago.....

Indeed, very old.

but still an amazing level of stupidity.

[Tarn]

Bitch = win

[Vae Victis]

i love bash.org...
lol.. that's a good one :p

rofllez;


<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.


ahum;

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<

and

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

or maybe

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some ************ named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fuckerold one tho ^

[E. Cryton]

"<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some ************ named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker "

man that one pwns :D

[Vae Victis]

get this one:

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next ******************
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

bit harsh, but funny :D

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

[Tarn]

^ winner

[Vae Victis]

<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard



HAHAHAHAHA



<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

^ pwnd

[Asurmen Spec Op]

lol thats great

[Tarn]

where are you finding this stuff?

[Vae Victis]

bash.org :p

top 100 quotes from IRC.. it's the best :p

[Vae Victis]

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
omg this one just rox.. maaaaaaaaan he's a genius

[E. Cryton]

pm pm pm pm pm pm

[Speedball]

<bitchchecker> buy buy
:D

[Vae Victis]

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.

<MasterG> .....................................................................
..................................
<judas> where's pacman when you need him?

<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!

[Judge]

Oh man, bash.org is some of the funniest shit ever. First time I went through the top 100 quotes I was cacking myself with laughter. Seeing some of them again is just brilliant.

[E. Cryton]

<bitchchecker> buy buy
:D
bitchchecker ? that guy was aweful ^^

[Tarn]

Are you kidding? Hes teh win

[E. Cryton]

ummmm
true.

[Jesterthegreat]

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.



:lol: :lol:

[Morganth]

Funny stuff!


<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

^ pwnd

Tostino did this to use on TS once, said he needed to go afk for a bit to get his house ready for the incoming tornado :lol:

[Judge]

Tostino did this to use on TS once, said he needed to go afk for a bit to get his house ready for the incoming tornado :lol:

That is pretty smooth. If he said that casually it would be fucking hilarious.

"Yeah, sorry I can't come to CRP, theres like a Tornado and shit. Well, afk."

[Morganth]

That is pretty smooth. If he said that casually it would be fucking hilarious.

"Yeah, sorry I can't come to CRP, theres like a Tornado and shit. Well, afk."

:lol: Yeah, he was like "God damn, my parents say I have to come off the PC to get ready for the tornado, I'll be back later". So, if anyone sees a report of a Floridian guy in a tornado on his PC, whirling around at huge speeds, we know who it is :p

[Vae Victis]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
All of my Base
Are belong to You


pwnd :D

[Morganth]

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.



<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<_kr4m3r> so many fucking criminals, its bullshit
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH
<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)
* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #
<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF


<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> :o
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'


<Nori123> You don't know jack shit
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
<Nori123> Haha
<VioletSky> I'm serious
<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
<VioletSky> So there.
<FiPo> LOL
<Nori123> I have actually chortled coke through my nose


Classic.

[Original monk]

WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE


LOOOOOOL, funny shit lol

[Morganth]

WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE


LOOOOOOL, funny shit lol

Sub7 ftw!

[Bugs Gunny]

Oh the joys of people on win98 comps with shared folders without passwords and mirc running ......

[Morganth]

Oh the joys of people on win98 comps with shared folders without passwords and mirc running ......

Yeah, most of them will fall for the "run this program for..." excuse. No wonder there are so many zombie networks out there :lol:

[Asurmen Spec Op]

Some people on the net are really dumb, they take everything so serious on chats it funny.

On that note, Im using netbus to screw with my Best friends little brother

[Morganth]

Some people on the net are really dumb, they take everything so serious on chats it funny.

Like the "how do you do the inverted b?" guy, lol


On that note, Im using netbus to screw with my Best friends little brother

Not the best thing to say on the forums :p

[ZoraN]

Unfortunately for him, his uber Cisco router hadn't been updated to the latest firmware, so I sent him a Ping of Death to port 80, which caused it to crash :lol:

lol, at that point the admin password is default and you can log on to the router as user: admin passwd: admin, when ur logged you have about 10 minutes to download the pwd file and after that you let j0hn the ripper decrypt it ;D and when the router is back online you'll have complete control of it, you can open a wingate or do whatever u want ;)

must say that cisco sucks at these things.. ;)

[Morganth]

must say that cisco sucks at these things.. ;)

A properly maintained network with a Cisco back bone is fine. If you had an IDS in place you wouldn't even get close to touching the router, plus they'd most likely have everything being forwarded through various firewalls and filters that will divert network traffic left, right and centre, making it very difficult to connect directly to the router :rolleyes:

[ZoraN]

Yea thats true but you need to be a bit more andvanced computer user to set up a network like that, I mean the thing you just mentioned is probably not the first thing a normal pc user would think of when they buy a router, right? :)

[Jesterthegreat]

a "normal pc user" is a computer illiterate person. they are unlikely to be setting up a home network via a router.

[Asurmen Spec Op]

Like the "how do you do the inverted b?" guy, lol



Not the best thing to say on the forums :p
Well he was looking at pron on my friends comp, plus he helped me do it :p


some people are stupid when it comes to computers.

If Im helping my 'gamer' friends and they ask what the C drive is, Im gonna get stabby

[Jesterthegreat]

If Im helping my 'gamer' friends and they ask what the C drive is, Im gonna get stabby


i've had worse questions... but i try to wipe them from my memory.

hell a mate (who played NC) owned a net cafe... and he knew fuck all about computers.

i would wander in after work and fix a couple of problems he had and get the rest of the day on the computers for free ;)

[Morganth]

Yea thats true but you need to be a bit more andvanced computer user to set up a network like that, I mean the thing you just mentioned is probably not the first thing a normal pc user would think of when they buy a router, right? :)

Yeah, plus they tend to be a bit more expensive. That kind of setup goes nicely with multiple hardware firewalls with all users logging in using RSA keys or swipe cards :p


a "normal pc user" is a computer illiterate person. they are unlikely to be setting up a home network via a router.

True, whenever I call tech support for anything PC based I always get the impression they only hire normal PC users, lol.

[Jesterthegreat]

Yeah, plus they tend to be a bit more expensive. That kind of setup goes nicely with multiple hardware firewalls with all users logging in using RSA keys or swipe cards :p



True, whenever I call tech support for anything PC based I always get the impression they only hire normal PC users, lol.


i work in for a bank... you think the people in our call centres know anything about that?

callcentres are full of low paid temps. our department gets 5-10 phone calls a day from our off shore ( :rolleyes: ) callcentre asking what to do in this situation... then asking if they are actually allowed to do it...

kinda makes it a waste of time shipping the jobs off to somewhere with cheap labour if we have to spend time doing their jobs doesnt it?

tried to post this without being political about jobs going to other countries :p