Lincoln
18-04-05, 11:13
So, it’s 5 A.M. and insomnia has set in. Would play Neocron, but that would disrupt the 8,534,674 downloads currently in progress. Moreover, that requires booting windows (ewwwww). Done with these forums, done with Slashdot, done with livejournal. . .eh, you get the picture. So what else can a bored computer geek do at 5 AM on a Monday morning? Post asinine and entirely pointless strings of incomprehensible words to an online forum. Ahhh, good times.
So.
Have you ever found yourself completely baffled by the continuous spam on trade-channel? Do three letter abbreviations for already shot words confuse you? Do you find yourself completely lost among the neo-geek-speak of the neo-1337?
Ph34r not, help is on the way. I’ve prepared this nifty little print-out guide to finally clear the mist and translate what all you loveless losers are saying.
Let the translation begin!
[print this part]
“Throwing a 5-slot CS off the top of plaza 1 in 2 minutes!”
=
I’m definitely NOT going to kill you if you come to plaza 1. That Holy Lightning you think you feel. . .yea, that’s just a butterfly. . . .with fangs. . . . . .really poisonous fangs.
“They zerged us, it was totally unfair.”
=
Whenever I lose a fight, I whine about it on alliance chat for a minimum of two hours. It’s personal policy of mine to be as annoying as humanly possible.
“I killed all the n00bs.”
=
Wait, how do I fire again?
“It was good CON experience.”
=
Man, I got my motherfuckin’ ass kicked.
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“Haha, you got pwned!”
=
I haven’t seen daylight in six years.
“Skill DOES matter.”
=
There’s no joke here, stop whining on these forums and learn to play the game.
“Remove para, it’s unfair, but keep melee shockers and make APUs stronger!”
=
It’s not fair that someone else should be able to cause a temporary status ailment that I can easily remove with drugs but I should be able to kill any class with only three hits.
[ edited ]
[stop printing now]
I’m sure I’ve pissed off at least ten idiotic crybabies with this post. I hope it acts as no consolation to know that your crying gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside.
Don’t take me too seriously, you know I love you all. =D
Lators.
--Linc
So.
Have you ever found yourself completely baffled by the continuous spam on trade-channel? Do three letter abbreviations for already shot words confuse you? Do you find yourself completely lost among the neo-geek-speak of the neo-1337?
Ph34r not, help is on the way. I’ve prepared this nifty little print-out guide to finally clear the mist and translate what all you loveless losers are saying.
Let the translation begin!
[print this part]
“Throwing a 5-slot CS off the top of plaza 1 in 2 minutes!”
=
I’m definitely NOT going to kill you if you come to plaza 1. That Holy Lightning you think you feel. . .yea, that’s just a butterfly. . . .with fangs. . . . . .really poisonous fangs.
“They zerged us, it was totally unfair.”
=
Whenever I lose a fight, I whine about it on alliance chat for a minimum of two hours. It’s personal policy of mine to be as annoying as humanly possible.
“I killed all the n00bs.”
=
Wait, how do I fire again?
“It was good CON experience.”
=
Man, I got my motherfuckin’ ass kicked.
[ edited ]
“Haha, you got pwned!”
=
I haven’t seen daylight in six years.
“Skill DOES matter.”
=
There’s no joke here, stop whining on these forums and learn to play the game.
“Remove para, it’s unfair, but keep melee shockers and make APUs stronger!”
=
It’s not fair that someone else should be able to cause a temporary status ailment that I can easily remove with drugs but I should be able to kill any class with only three hits.
[ edited ]
[stop printing now]
I’m sure I’ve pissed off at least ten idiotic crybabies with this post. I hope it acts as no consolation to know that your crying gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside.
Don’t take me too seriously, you know I love you all. =D
Lators.
--Linc