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dark_reaper
09-03-05, 23:42
I am currently working on the list of the worst movies you can find. I am doing it for a project.
So far the one that tops my list is Manos- The Hand of Fate. Watching that movie was torture. That movie was Pure BAD! Just plain Horrible.
Just name a few movies and tell your reasons.
About Schmidt... It has to be one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Erm... The two worst sequels that stuck out for me were The Scorpion King and Starship Troopers 2
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120863/ = Thin red line ..... i fall asleep 3 times
my friend an i fell asleep during titanic.
woke up as the ship was breaking into 2 pieces - only to laugh as the computer animated bodies made the most obvious fake noises as they fell and hit things.
also spiderman 2 was the biggest single waste of my life ever. and ive wasted a lot.
edit: there are far too many bad movies. do you mean bad as entertainment or bad as production values ?
'invasion of the surf ************'s' (think thats the title) -is as badly made as a cheesey porn movie but soooooo funny.
Hate Romatique movies! Like movies as " Saving Private ryan " and " gone in 60-seconds " ;) So Romatique movies nothing for me! :lol:
Scaramanga
10-03-05, 21:49
Starship troopers 2 was absolute drivel. I can hardly believe i watched the entire film.
As for films ive turned off b4 the end; John Carpenters Vampires (walked out of cinema) and Hero ( why did i even bother renting that one?).
Not including films ive changed channels on as that would run into the thousands.
Are you including any film made ever in that question or just ones that have been released at the cinema?
Obsidian X
10-03-05, 23:50
Robocop 3, if we're talking about sequels, is one of the most terrible films I've ever seen. And for posterity, I'd include the other 62 robocop films after this that went straight to video :D
Hell-demon
11-03-05, 00:14
alien versus predator
its bollocks!
dark_reaper
11-03-05, 00:17
Are you including any film made ever in that question or just ones that have been released at the cinema?
I was talking about ever. all types, A-movies and B-movies. And what ever movie you have seen.
Batman and Robin,... this movie was a big ,.. HUGE dissapointment
yu want a bad movie??? ok here's a bad movie for you
The master of Desguise
worst movie I EVER rented. I asked teh place i got it from for my money back :eek:
arnold schwarzenegger in hercules in america, that films so shit but good ffor a giggle or two :D
fav part of that film is when he's fighting a bear and the bear is punching him in the ribs hahahaa :lol: :lol:
Bridget Jones 2
Shitanic
Alien 3 and 4
Robocop 2 and 3
Robin Hood:Prince of thieves
Robin Hood:Men in tights
Lethal Weapon 4
Waterworld
King Arthur
Batman - all of them
Mummy 1+2 / Scorpion King
that awful Planet Of The Apes remake
that awful Italian Job remake
that awful Dawn Of The Dead remake
that awful Stepford Wives remake
Plunkett & Macleane
Van Helsing
anything with Patrick Swayze, Tom Green or Adam Sandler in it
all US remakes of Japanese Horror (Ring, Curse, etc.)
Anaconda
Ace Ventura 2
anything by Tim Burton that isn't Mars Attacks or Beetlejuice
The Jackal
Romeo+Juliet (the awful decrapio one)
Thin Red Line
Deep Impact
Ghostbusters II
Catwoman
Deep Blue Sea
Lake Placid
Daredevil
Anchorman
Sweetest Thing
The Beach
There are so many more that deserve a mention.....
/edit - It seems my brain tried to protect me from remembering some :
Matrix 2 and 3
The Avengers
Forgot to mention the Matrix 3 (and to a lesser extent Matrix 2)
A movie called the Mangler. Had Robert England in it (Freddie Kruger)
About a iron press or printing press (About 1 ton, 8 feet high 5 feet accross)
Anyways, fell asleep in the movie, woke up at some point where I remeber this printing press chasing someone donw the corridor
http://www.stephenking.com/pages/Works/Night_Shift/movie_mangler.php
Was written by Stephen King, and who ever chose to make this a movie should be shot .....
Most under rated movie (and probably one of the bset horror / thrillers) I saw growingup was The First Power.
Unique flaovour, cool concept....
Its like the movie SAW, in that it is better than published. I staumbled into the cinema to watch it the first time by accident ....
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1800065627&cf=info&intl=us
Robin Hood:Men in tights
Is that the Mel Brooks one or? Because i liked the MelBrooks robin hood movie, its not a serious moovie. :D
Is that the Mel Brooks one or? Because i liked the MelBrooks robin hood movie, its not a serious moovie. :D
Yes, that's the one. It was uncharacteristically dreadful, possibly in part because it was poking fun at a film that was already a bad joke.
Bugs Gunny
11-03-05, 15:42
Ice Pirates.
Worst ever low budget scifi with even worse story and costumes.
Ice Pirates.
Worst ever low budget scifi with even worse story and costumes.
Ah that's not so bad considering it was made in the 80s. Did you see Robot Jox? Now that was a low-budget POS.
I thought of two more now :
TC2000 - Easily the worst low-budget sci-fi ever made. Boredom takes on new meaning for that one.
that awful Rollerball remake.
Notorious Fish
11-03-05, 15:58
Yes, that's the one. It was uncharacteristically dreadful, possibly in part because it was poking fun at a film that was already a bad joke.
You do know that Mel Brooks sets out to "destroy" film genres right? Watch any dvd commentary he will state it for you. or any interveiw for that matter
Bugs Gunny
11-03-05, 15:58
Yeah, robo jox, so much cold war and russia analogy there :-)
It's unny, when you go through the scifi departement of a videostore, you tend to find 50% SHIT movies. Same with the martial arts departement.
I mean, all those white ninjamovies from the 80's with the ninjas that throw exploding balls on the ground to disappear... HILARIOUS :-)
You do know that Mel Brooks sets out to "destroy" film genres right? Watch any dvd commentary he will state it for you. or any interveiw for that matter
You do realise that his other films are (mostly) funny right? ;)
Notorious Fish
11-03-05, 16:11
You do realise that his other films are (mostly) funny right? ;)
And men in tights wasnt THAT bad. it had its moments... but then again i was alt younger when i saw it last ALOT younger
not sure if I'd really call it bad ( I think the movie is hilarious). it a Really low budget film ; called Bad Taste.
anyone besides me ever see it?
Here is a link to a Review http://www.badmovies.org/movies/badtaste/
not sure if I'd really call it bad ( I think the movie is hilarious). it a Really low budget film ; called Bad Taste.
anyone besides me ever see it?
Here is a link to a Review http://www.badmovies.org/movies/badtaste/
It most certainly is not bad - it's a bloody classic.
Notorious Fish
11-03-05, 17:56
It most certainly is not bad - it's a bloody classic.
has anyone mentioned White Chicks.. its the only film I have ever walked out of the theatre. I dont do that tickets are too expensive to walk out.
paolo escobar
11-03-05, 18:16
Ma dads a BIG fan of cheese sci-fi films that were so bad they got released straight to public access tv & video.
Circuitry Man 1
And if that wasnt bad enough.......
Circuitry Man 2
A few of us watched Cm2 after a messy night out before xmas, i cant remember a thing about it other than us all agreeing that it was all round totally shit. But it was so shit that it was actually good.
Maybe i'll give it another viewing.
But my personal favourite is "Silver Dream Racer" starring the dashing David Essex.
Its set in the late 70's, Mr. Essex plays a motorcycle racer whose brother is killed in a bike crash and he decides to use some prototype race bike that his brother was building.
Its proper cheese and with a turbulent love interest added just to spice things up further.
The highlights of the film are the scenes featuring the "high speed" & " thrilling" race action :p Which mainly cuts between old motorcycle GP racing footage and an extreme close up of a rev counter.
The heroic's that our good friend Mr. Essex performs to win the big race at silverstone are truly awe inspiring. He must have been about 2 laps behind everyone and then he just pulls it out of the bag and wins the race.
Sadly seconds after crossing the finishing line he encounters a monumental tank slapper, then bins it straight into the pitlane wall in a massive ball of flames and as a result its fair to say he dies :(
What a classic, i think i'm gonna go find my vhs copy of it :)
How can a film in which David Essex gets blown up be all bad?
Actually, I have no desire to find out....
people on this forum needs taste....
titanic.
spiderman 2
Titanic was rather hilarious in the theaters, but its not a bad movie.
Spiderman 2 was great...
Saving Private ryan
Saving private ryan is a cool war movie.
alien versus predator
That movie rocks !!!
Alien 3 and 4
Robin Hood:Men in tights
Waterworld
King Arthur
Mummy 1+2 / Scorpion King
that awful Planet Of The Apes remake
Van Helsing
anything with Tom Green or Adam Sandler in it
Ace Ventura 2
Deep Impact
Ghostbusters II
Matrix 2
Matrix 3
You have no taste at all for lack of a better word, i sorted a few of the movies out, since i either agreed or had no knowledge of them.
but the ones remaining are good / great movies.
Jesus.. ive heard critics that had better taste.
EDIT: worst movies... hmm..really shitty ones..
Zonetrooper
Population 0 (the title is something along those lines)
Planet of the prehistoric women
paolo escobar
11-03-05, 18:33
ok just discovered that circuitry man also starred Traci Lords. So it cant be all that bad :)
Oh and best movie ever quite simply has to be......
Bruce Lee, The Man, The Myth.
@Naimex - if you mean you liked those turds you quoted above I may have to just ignore you from now on :p. They all stank like a turd-processing plant in a heat-wave.
Of course it's all a matter of opinion but some of the ones you kept/quoted I'd rather die than endure again.
Notorious Fish
11-03-05, 18:44
http://imdb.com/chart/bottom I agree with this list for the most part
err....naimex......taste.....??? :p
as i said the little bit of titanic was funny the rest sucked so bad.
spiderman 2 was so boring, and so long for no reason i cant believe i finished it.
i wouldnt say private ryan was bad. certainly wasnt a badly made film. and i enjoyed watching it in the cinema (loud and colourful :) )
AvP was...and is....such an amazing franchise. the possibilities are huge. and the promise is always huge too. the comics are (mostly) awesome. the game was quite good. the movie should have been the best!!! but was a naff story with nothing special about it. <----maybe expects too much ??
Alien 3 and 4 <----maybe 3 wasnt so bad. 4 though :rolleyes:
Robin Hood:Men in tights <----was funny when i was 12 or when it was made.
Waterworld <---dear lord no.
King Arthur <----havent, and wont see.
Mummy 1+2 / Scorpion King <--mummy had its moments. 2 had the pixies blowing up.
that awful Planet Of The Apes remake <--yup. cant argue
Van Helsing <----again..just why would you make them ??
anything with Tom Green or Adam Sandler in it <---not sure i agree. there are some that you have to get drunk with your mates and are very funny
Ace Ventura 2 <---same as the 1st wasnt it.
Deep Impact <--was better than armageddon.
Ghostbusters II <--lollers. it might be bad. but that makes it good. you know^^
Matrix 2 <---didnt live up to the 1st, and not so hot with effects
Matrix 3 <---oh no. it was funny because it was bad.
edit: also think that anything containing the 'madonna' should get on the list too.
hmm. spacing of comments havent worked.
Notorious Fish
11-03-05, 19:08
Pitch Black
AWW i like pitch black
He didnt know who he was fucking with
Riddick was tight too.
YOUR SOO KOS :)
what movies do you like then ?
apparently any great movie made is crap to you...
bet you watch barney every sunday :rolleyes:
those movies are great, any person who thinks otherwise has so narrow a taste that it isnt worth talking about.
Scaramanga
11-03-05, 20:01
I thought this thread was about films we didn't/don't like, not telling others that they are wrong.
Oh, Star wars episodes one and two, not worst films but certainly biggest disappointments.
Any adaptation of a Danielle Steale book (channel 5 must have got a right deal on that load of tripe).
Magnolias (or is it Steal magnolia, the one with Tom Cruise in as the "Conquer the cunt guy").
those movies are great, any person who thinks otherwise has so narrow a taste that it isnt worth talking about.Almost every movie I listed falls into only one category - shallow, mindless, overbudgeted, unoriginal crapfests. You'll notice that many of them are also either remakes of or sequels to vastly superior earlier works (many of which I'd rate in my favourite movies).
I would say anyone that thinks those disasters constitute any breadth of taste needs to get out and see some real cinema. Maybe try watching something that was made for it's artistic or intellectual merits not it's potential to milk money out of a franchise.
Don't get me wrong I don't hate big-budget movies - my DVD collection has more than it's share - but those ones I listed are totally without merit as far as I'm concerned.
I liked Pitch Black btw - yet another example of a good film with an utterly unbearable sequel.
Few more to add :
Point break
Johnny Moronic
Spawn.
now youre listing Johnny Mnemonic??
theres no saving you....
and yes this thread was about listing the worst movies.. but its pretty hard, when every good movie seems to be hated by people on this forum..
Dribble Joy
11-03-05, 20:56
Jonny neumonic is afaik, a remake/rehash of several other films/ideas.
The League of Extraordinarily Bad FX.
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movie called iron eagles 3 or something like that..was on tv other day....even the fact that it had a p38 in it couldnt save it from being the worst movie ive seen..
Dribble Joy
11-03-05, 21:44
LXG was teh win....
Heavyporker
11-03-05, 22:57
Johnny Mnemonic was based on a William Gibson short story.
It started off nicely, but the end was just... WTF. The fact that Keanu Reeves was in it didn't help, believe me.
And that razor-girl was LAME. Molly, I think. Molly Mirrorshades or something. Not to mention freako the cyber-dolphin junkie. *groans*
*sigh*
In that story, and in Neuromancer, Molly Mirrorshades was BAD ASS.
No fucking kidding here, okay? She was fucking bad ass. surgically implanted lenses with built in electronics, retractable razors under her fingernails, amped muscles and reflexes. Shit. That girl was BUILT TO FUCKING KICK ASS.
*sigh*.
Johnny Mnemonic, frankly, was a real disappointment.
Oh, and LXG, while it had some cool spots (Nemo's sub > all), it overall was just crap. just crap.
Hell-demon
11-03-05, 23:17
Starship troopers 2 was bollox
and so was
the tomb raider films
euro trip (well it had boobs so not all bad)
Van helsing (wtf is up with that film)
Alien versus predator (was shit utter shit)
the new star wars films (no boobs what so eva)
are we there yet ( i got dragged to it honest)
lawnmower man (lol its shit)
matrix 2 and 3 (shit!)
Charlies Angels (oh fuck they're bad)
and
Donnie Darko.......
im kidding that film rocked :D
I cant think of any more but hey anything on channel 5 or the scifi channel is fucking crap shit bollocks
some thing i saw on Conan O' Brien a while ago " Look out for the easy mixed up movie I, Rowboat! " dude? I,rowboat? :p They did show clips from it lol :lol:
Jesterthegreat
11-03-05, 23:42
what movies do you like then ?
Super Troopers... SpaceBalls... Bill and Ted (both of em)... and i gotta admit i find the generic teen movies amusing.
those movies are great, any person who thinks otherwise has so narrow a taste that it isnt worth talking about.
my taste must be narrow as hell too...
Heavyporker
12-03-05, 02:01
Er, was I, Robot mentioned? Because that's kinda a contender. Not saying that it was outright bad (hey, good SFX does mollify me. I am such a nut for sci-fi and techno stuff) but, yeah, I have to admit that, looking at it, the plot is soft at best.
Obsidian X
12-03-05, 17:48
Gah, anyone remember Streetfighter? On the same note, most video games make bad films, eg:
Mortal Kombat films (especially Annhilation)
Super Mario Bros (Dennis Hopper, what were you doing?) o_O
Tomb Raider
Sure more will come to me
Manos the hands of fath
Got, this movie is so bad, i died of laugther. MST3k roxx !!!
Showgirls, sucked big time...
2 Fast 2 Furious was well on the way to being utter crap, only eva mendes and the mustang saved it http://neocron.jafc.de/images/smilies/old/wink.gif
oh...and titanic...
Gah, anyone remember Streetfighter? On the same note, most video games make bad films, eg:
Agree! streetFighta suxor :p
Jesterthegreat
12-03-05, 21:01
Super Mario Bros (Dennis Hopper, what were you doing?) o_O
ahah...
"Mario Mario and Luigi Mario"
"so 3 Marios?"
:rolleyes:
ahah...
"Mario Mario and Luigi Mario"
"so 3 Marios?"
:rolleyes:
Super mario was a TV show in the 80's to :rolleyes: Whatched 1 episode once and it sucked! :p
worst film ever is reign of fire, i mean... what the fuck happened?
Pokemon the movie....Nuff said!
worst film ever is reign of fire, i mean... what the fuck happened?
i kinda liked it :p
Jesterthegreat
13-03-05, 12:57
Super mario was a TV show in the 80's to :rolleyes: Whatched 1 episode once and it sucked! :p
i never said i liked it :p
worst film is mostly personal anyways...
there are very few really shit fils, its all down to what you like.
hell my mum thinks spaceballs is awful and unfunny... shows how tastes can vary :p
personally i cant stand chick flicks (and yes naimex,,, that includes things like Spiderman 2 which is all about their "relationship" with a little "action" [and i use the term in the loosest sense] to try to hide it)
but (as naimex has shown) that just means i dont like them, not that they are crap :p
i never said i liked it :p
worst film is mostly personal anyways...
there are very few really shit fils, its all down to what you like.
hell my mum thinks spaceballs is awful and unfunny... shows how tastes can vary :p
personally i cant stand chick flicks (and yes naimex,,, that includes things like Spiderman 2 which is all about their "relationship" with a little "action" [and i use the term in the loosest sense] to try to hide it)
but (as naimex has shown) that just means i dont like them, not that they are crap :p
I actually like the way you write that :)
makes so much more sense :)
thank got my girlfriend aint into chick flicks lol
went and saw creep a coupla days ago, pretty good, i wanna see the uncut version tho...
but Starship troopers 2, worst film ever sorry, its rarelly that i actually hate a film...but comeone...and there was one, saw it ages ago, called the wendigo i think, supposed to be a horror film...utter crap
dark_reaper
13-03-05, 18:27
Any movies from Game-to-Movie is never good with the exeption of Mortal Combat. Now that was awsome.
If they can at least stick to the story in most of them, yea some game-to-movies might actually turn out decent.
jeepers creepers was supposed to be 'the first real scary movie in years' when it was released.
started well with the guy sliding down into the cave with the walls of bodies. then it just rolled on for another hour till it ended. TERRIBLE. -and not scary at any point.
and they made a sequel. :confused: . why? wierd media exec's.
resident evil was a game to movie that wasnt excellent....but it had milla in so its all alright :p
and hey, nobby. dont diss the pokemon kiddo. at least not the original :lol:
edit: was backing up some DVD's and mistakenly wrote one in a foriegn language. (i remove most languages to improve the encryption rate). even the worst film is good when in some bizarre un-recogniseable language...or at least something to watch when drunk.
Scaramanga
13-03-05, 23:36
@average joe,
Apparently, the names are infact Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. It was one of the ask the Guru questions on that Sky one video gameshowe a while back.
Mind you, those tidbits might be as reliable as Steve Wright's Factiods.
arnold schwarzenegger in hercules in america, that films so shit but good ffor a giggle or two :D
fav part of that film is when he's fighting a bear and the bear is punching him in the ribs hahahaa :lol: :lol:
lol...that was on TV a lil while ago
StarShip Troopers 2, worst Sequel and worst film Ever imo ;)
Jesterthegreat
14-03-05, 03:31
@average joe,
Apparently, the names are infact Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. It was one of the ask the Guru questions on that Sky one video gameshowe a while back.
Mind you, those tidbits might be as reliable as Steve Wright's Factiods.
yes...
that was a quote from the film...
hence the "Mario Brothers"...
as in, thats their surname
virgil caine
14-03-05, 05:19
Lost Skeleton of Calabra....Nothing else to say....Low budget spoof of low budgets. Somehow didn't work out.
dark_reaper
14-03-05, 09:26
Hmm Arnie is already doing another movie. Don't he have a state to run?
Oh here is another game to movie project Bloodrayne (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383222/). Do these people ever give up. They know the movies sucks, but they just keep going. If they want to at least make it decent. Try to stick to the basic story, and some of the origional characters.
I believe Resident Evil is the worst of the Game-to-movie project of them all. Who would thought making umbrella the worlds largest company in the in the movie. In the game, comparing Umbrella to other large companies. Microsoft, or Walmart could crush Umbrella, Even DuPont looking in the pharm cat.
Jesterthegreat
14-03-05, 09:36
I believe Resident Evil is the worst of the Game-to-movie project of them all.
agreed... awful film
I love Resident Evil !!
stop trashing my favourite movies :(
Mean machine and We Were soldiers. Those films were utter shite.
I have to admit I liked the RE movies.
Mind you I never bothered with the games so I don't feel aggrieved that they changed things.
biggest disapointment: AVP
Original monk
14-03-05, 14:12
man in tights was funny lol :P with blinker when he falls down a tree and thinks he can see again, when he's sitting on the toilet and the castle rides away and ffcourse when hatchoo (bless you) asks for a time out in the middle of a fight cause he's running out of air ! (quickly pumps up he's reeboks)
lol, in that time, the movie was fun hehe
spaceballs: great lol, i love it when they open a can and sniff some air :p
anyways ... taste is sumthing weird yes, my worst movie ever ... and also the only movie i ever fell asleep .. in my life ... was
GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE .................................
(arrived half an hour late at the movies and it was the only movie left with some seats available lol)
dark_reaper
14-03-05, 21:47
I have to admit I liked the RE movies.
Mind you I never bothered with the games so I don't feel aggrieved that they changed things.
The games are awesome. But, RE:Survivor 1 & 2, RE: Outbreak, and those types of RE sucks. The good ones are RE: 0-4 and RE: Code Veronica. Those are the ones i like.
Jesterthegreat
15-03-05, 00:32
biggest disapointment: AVP
wouldnt have been bad if there wasnt:
a. Alien films
b. Preditor films
c. HYYYYYYYPE
not that bad of a film in it sown right, but it had loads to live up to (which i agree it didnt do)
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