Marketin Ideas For KK!

[Lexxuk]

Being the total genius I am, I plagarised other ideas for KK to make money out of people! Sell stuff of course, real stuff that is, not in game.

Dog tags - buy a dog tag, with the NC 2 Logo on it, optional to have your ingame char name imprinted on it (now come on, how many of you would pay $9.99 for an NC2 dog tag with "I Pwn Nidhogg" imprinted on it? ;))

Zippo Lighters - Zippo make the best lighters, full stop, no questions about it, best thing is Zippo lights are collectors items anyhow (I got 2, ones a XVI others older). They are also nice and expensive, mine was cheap at £23, KK could shove on the NC logo, charge £30 for it ($50) and still sell them!

Mouse Mats - Lame - avoid!

Coffee Mugs - Mines on its last legs, after thousands of cups of coffee, I need a new one, if I saw a NC2 one which looked sharp, I might upgrade and transfer my Coffee from Mug 1 to Mug 2!

Funny T-Shirts - picture of a STORMBot with "Press MB2" and the logo "I fought the law and the law won" stuff like that. A Picture of DoY, the CA logo and "We came, we saw, we nuked" Or just the plain NC2 logo

Tobacco Tin - cheap stuff, good for holdin bits and bobs, and baccy too, so you get the urge to play NC whilst you roll a joi... err.. smoke!

Baseball caps - Chavalicious!

Poster Series - Rendered images, stuff like that for fanboi's walls, could have a set of 12 or something.

Rare limited edition stuff - bit more expensive, but limited, like only 250 produced, guaranteed to sell to folk

And of course the usual stuff, pens, notebooks, wrist rests..

Just thought of it, a Chrome Dome for Cases, get it, Chrome Dome? :D

So ya, make stuff, sell stuff, its all marketing, all money! Oh, idea is (c) me 2005 so I want 98% of all royalties :D

[Jesterthegreat]

Baseball caps - Chavalicious!


:lol:

[Lexxuk]

my bb-caps by quiksilver, so i'll not be upgradin that, and its not chav, its err, beach bum dude!

[Vryce]

Replica Junk Knives - :cool:

[Mr Kot]

A Picture of DoY, the CA logo and "We came, we saw, we nuked"

....or just the Reakktor logo and "We came, we patched, we nerfed" :D

[Kopaka]

....or just the Reakktor logo and "We came, we patched, we nerfed" :D

this man is a genius :lol:

[Morpheous]

this man is a genius :lol: Shoot him at once. :p

How about case mods? I want a frosted NC2 logo on my acrylic case :p

Or maybe a NC2 minifridge? NC2 cold cathodes?

Warbot Cola- turn it into a real drink! EVE Online did it with Quafe :p

Dome of York mice? With blue LEDs and red strobes on the top? :)

Dome of York Zippo with authentic DoY "Random jet 'o flame"?

[Asurmen Spec Op]

Milkey Rens

[Tantta]

I want the Dog tag :lol:

[Kopaka]

would be cool if ya could have dogtags with ur main chars nickname on it..
5 star

[Hell-demon]

Plush Terror Mauler teddies :D

NC contraception
NC home pregnancy kit
NC Smoke Alarms
NC Key rings
NC hand bags
NC Walkman
NC action figures
NC lunch boxes
NC dart board
NC ear swabs
NC underwear
NC lawn gnomes
NC pepper spray "you'll never cry alone"

I'm out of ideas

[Lexxuk]

You gotta have stuff that would appeal to the mass audience, whilst case modding might appeal to a few, it would probably be hard to break even on stuff like that. KK could probably find an interested third party to develop the items for them and sell them on, giving KK a cut of the net profits

[Hell-demon]

You saying NC underwear doesn't appeal 8|

[Lexxuk]

You saying NC underwear doesn't appeal 8|

underwear doesnt appeal, GO COMMANDO!!11 :lol: :lol:

[Hell-demon]

freak

[Lexxuk]

freak

then send me the photos back :o

[Hell-demon]

NO!

All for Hell-demon all for Hell-demon 8| 8| 8| 8| 8| 8| :D

[Skusty]

"I fought the law and the law won" Its a song made by " The Crickets " and its most known with " The Bobby Fuller Four " And its good song and i like 60's music so shut up! :p

[Spoon]

Lexx, you got way too much free time on your hands, get a job....... :rolleyes:


And...


You forgot to mention the new bobblehead doll series(Holgar/Thanatos/Codi)...

And everyones favorite classic, bobblehead MJS(remember him)....


:)

[Heavyporker]

There's NC mugs and NC thong underwear at the cafepress site (just search and enter neocron)

I bought my Neocron courier bag about three or so years ago... and it's going strong. Man... I love that bag.

[Tratos]

im sure there was a huge thread about this by Mr Thanatos....what ever happened to our merch!!!! >_< lol

NC2 Zippos, hey i dont smoke but burning shit is fun :D *

i cant think of anything really, perhaps some new NC > SWG Stuff, lol also die cast models of the vehicles and power armours or even just PA action figures like the Master Chief ones :D

*Remember although burning shit is fun but its dangerous, if you do burn your face off dont come crying to me, i burn shit......safely :p

[Ascension]

im sure there was a huge thread about this by Mr Thanatos....what ever happened to our merch!!!! >_< lol

NC2 Zippos, hey i dont smoke but burning shit is fun :D *

i cant think of anything really, perhaps some new NC > SWG Stuff, lol also die cast models of the vehicles and power armours or even just PA action figures like the Master Chief ones :D

*Remember although burning shit is fun but its dangerous, if you do burn your face off dont come crying to me, i burn shit......safely :p
I want my very own fire-apoc.. what? I mean it :lol:

[N3v3rM0r3]

i want a shirt with : FATAL RUNTIME ERROR [OK]

or

a long and high green cap with human form

N3v3rM0r3

[Tratos]

I want my very own fire-apoc.. what? I mean it :lol:
the ability to have fire coming from my hands would be pwn like queen ava styly cos it looks cooler :p

Thats an idea, little metal psi modules :p

[Lexxuk]

Lexx, you got way too much free time on your hands, get a job....... :rolleyes:

I have very little free time on my hands, I just manage it wisely ;)

[enigma_b17]

models of ur ingame char in a weird pose :P

also a replica psi amp glove

[john irons]

black mug with orange nc2 logo on it job done.

[BaDDaSS]

I want a T-Shirt that says FATAL RUNTIME ERROR

[naimex]

Terror Mauler Toothbrush and Tripantol Toothpaste

[Ascension]

Terror Mauler Toothbrush and Tripantol Toothpaste
ROFL - gonna be a bit 'spicy' for toothpaste
:p

[MkVenner]

sod NC>SWG, everyone knows that now :p

it's all about the NC>WoW stuff


scale resin models, high detail (a PE, Spy, Tank, Monk, CopBot and DoY bot) on a stand thingy :p


Drom, Wee Crab, Warbot and mauler beanie baby's


oh yeah, any one remember that P5 glove thing? like you control mouse/joystick movements via this glove thing? well one of those that looks like a psi glove

Libby/PE BB gun :p

[Skusty]

I want a real hovertech to speed away on the Freeway and in the city :p Or a computer screen that looks like the citycoms u got in the base app in NC :p

[Xeno LARD]

I'd buy a warbot T-Shirt, no question.

And a dr0m one.

KK, Do this and I'll re-activate my account.

[Tidus_Origin]

The dogtag will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine :) :lol:

[Tratos]

Libby/PE BB gun :p
:eek: me wants, lol

[Clive tombstone]

OO got one!

How bout a T shirt like this

-Front- have ether the word TANK (or other classes) on the front in BIG bold letters
-Back- Have a PPU Drawn to look like Its Been duct tapped to the back of the shirt^^

PS-Mk vern, If you want some models of Neocron characters, trying looking for some shadow run models hehe

[Asurmen Spec Op]

I would pay so much for the following=
Drom squishy thing
Warbot action figure(WITH SOUND!)
PE fig
PPU fig(for burning ofcorse)
Rhino fig

and a shirt that says
"Wow? screw that I got NC2"

[Clive tombstone]

OO now that were a little farther ahead with the gaming community, how bout a shirt/hat reading-> FOMK<NC2 :D

[Cerbious]

models of ur ingame char in a weird pose :P




sex? blantently.

[Scaramanga]

Car stickers that read:

"My other car's a Rhino Chaincraft"

Rhino Chaincrafts

:angel:

[edit] Ringtones and message alerts. Gun noises/spell cast sounds/copbots script etc

Mobile phone screensaver of a Grim Chaser eating the crazy frog

[MkVenner]

Mobile phone screensaver of a Grim Chaser eating the crazy frog
you sir, are a GENIUS

[Skusty]

I want Workable PSI spells in real lol, u buff up haz/heat melee and spy and SD and u go up to a punk and say FU! and u draw a Fireapoc or Holylightning AH AH AH HOT HOT HOT :D

[Jesterthegreat]

I want Workable PSI spells in real lol, u buff up haz/heat melee and spy and SD and u go up to a punk and say FU! and u draw a Fireapoc or Holylightning AH AH AH HOT HOT HOT :D


this is exactly why people bitch about the effect of games on kids... someone always says something stupid like this...

[Social-Zero]

Would the merchandise even arrive? :rolleyes:

[Skusty]

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[Jesterthegreat]

And so du you :p


im not the one saying "i wanna go around killing people IRL like i saw in a computer game"

O_o

[Ascension]

http://forums.ryl.net/viewtopic.php?t=16294


RYL: Path of the Emperor” (http://www.RYL.net)

Game Trailers will be running in 1500+ Regal Cinema theaters starting President’s Day weekend beginning Friday, February 18, 2005. They will be in Regal Cinemas until March 17, 2005. The trailer and a special theatre promotion will run on 1,500+ Regal Cinema in regional markets New York, Los Angeles and Orange County, San Francisco, Philadelphia, Dallas, Boston, and Chicago.

So everyone please welcome all the new players to our RYL community and help them learn the ropes.

Thanks.

x.factor
Now, thats advertising.. oh and

Here's the moment many of you have been waiting for!

We are now accepting PAYPAL!~

Everyone please line up in an orderly fasion and proceed to the PayPal line.

I want to thank everyone for waiting patiently.

Remember, it's not too late to be part of our Founder's Guild. JOIN US NOW!

I wonder if KK will ever catch on...

[Skusty]

Want a poster where Niddhog is hanged and it says in bloody text on the bottom : Leaving Thread Close


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