Obligatory "omg server down patch?!!??!1!!one!!!one1111"

[Dr Strange]

i was hopin to get my logistics on but i guess its something else maybe

possible names for future patch threads:

how stella got her patch back
patches in the hood
apocalypse patch
jurassic patch
lord of the patches
a clockwork patch
star patches; revenge of the patch
indiana patch
x-patches
spider-patches
father of the patches
tales from the patchside
the patcheityville horror
close encounters of the third patch
patch adams (too easy)
teenage mutant ninja patches
yu gi patch
pokepatch
patchemon
days of patch
top patch
independance patch
planet of the patches
the patch snatchers
el patch
waterpatch
urban patch
you've got patch
citizen patch
jacobs patch
rosemary's patch
the patch and the furious
american patch
rumble in the patch
buffy the patch slayer

[Bugs Gunny]

"patch 125... The ultimate fix."

"Patch 126... The bug returns." :-)

[mishkin]

Patch Cassady and the Sundance kid ?

Patch Cassady and the Patchdance Kid :p

[Dim]

Spatch
American History Patch
The Patch
The Patch Reloaded
The Patch Revolutions
Patch Attacks!
Patches of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Patch

[Dr Strange]

Patch Cassady and the Sundance kid ?

Nice.

Patchstone
The Patch Next Door
Resevoir Patches
Patch Fiction
Kill Patch Volume 1
Dawn of the Patch
Patches of the Dead
Night of the Living Patch
Patch and Kumar Go to Whitecastle
Austin Patch: The Patch Who Shagged Me

[Dr Strange]

Patches of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Patch

words cannot express how hilarious that sounds

[LTA]

The Patchinator
Million Dollar Patch
White Patch
Resident Patch
Patchy goes to hollywood
The 3 Patcheteers
Robopatch
Enemy Of The Patch
Patch Jones's Diary
The Chronicles Of Patch

[Dr Strange]

Bill and Patches Excellant Adventure
Patch Away
The Polar Patch
Lemony Snikets: A Series of Unfortunate Patches
Dodgepatch
Con Patch
Harry Patcher and the Prisnor of Azkaban
Gone With the Patch
National Lampoons Patch Vacation
The Bourne Patch
Aqua Teen Hunger Patch
G.I. Patch
The Patchformers
He-Patch
I, Patch
The Day After Patch
Eternal Sunshine of the Patchless Mind
Van Patchsing

[darknessfairy]

Lemony Snikets: A Series of Unfortunate Patches

lolz sorry but doesnt that describe recently....
well it's more of lack of patches, but meh

edit:// a few from my collection
patch of the damned (queen of the patches?)
kiss the patches
28 patches
2fast 2patches
patchescatcher
patches, interupted
pretty patches
patches eleven
natural born patches
the shawshank patches (the patches redemption?)
from patch til dawn
patch age
dirty patches
return to patches
28 patches later
along came a patch
patchegeddon
about a patch
patch is the word

[Dr Strange]

Dawson's Patch
Finding Patch
The Fantistic Patch
Patchboy
Shaun of the Patch
The Patch Samuari
The Italian Patch
50 First Patches
Patchstick Men
Patch Me If You Can
The Patch Effect
Under the Tuscan Patch
House of Flying Patches
Bruce Allpatchy
My Big Fat Greek Patch
Patch It Like Beckham

[Anna]

you forgot the most important one really...

"Dude, where's my patch!?"

[Weazle]

"Dude, where's my patch!?"

HAHA that's good :D

Field of Dreams : "If you patch it they will come"

[Lexxuk]

Raise the patch
indiana jones and the patch of doom
indiana jones and the raiders of the lost patch
indiana jones and the quest for the holy patch
how to lose a patch in 7 days
debbies does patches
animal patch
snow white and the 7 patches
patch story
finding patches
van patching
only fools and patches
patch man / marathon patch
major patch
lethal patch 1/2/3/4
much a patch about nothing
patch the 8th
crouching tiger, hidden patch
my stepmoms a patch
stepford patches
the cabbage patch kids :p

[Tantta]

pimp my patch

[Dribble Joy]

Patch the threadbare dragon.

[Cubico]

Patch wars
Patch Calibur
Super Patch Kart
Super Mario Patch
Patchland 1,2,3
Patch 64
Diddy Patch Racing
Donkey Patch
Patch party
Patch Hazard
Patch Fighter
Virtual Patch
Evil Patch
Gran Patchismo 1,2,3
Patchris
Patcheroids
Centipatch
Millipatch
Patch invaders
PatchMan
Patch-Pong

[Bugs Gunny]

The patchalympics:

Clay patch shooting.
Patchathlon
The iron patch trophy
kickpatching
Ping Patch

[Supreme]

dont forget :

James Patch in
For Your Patch Only
Octopatchy
A Patch to a Kill :lol:
The Living Patchlights
Licence to Patch :lol:
GoldenPatch
Tomorrow Never Paches
The Patch Is Not Enough :lol:
Patch Another Day :lol:
The Spy Who Pached Me :lol:

http://www.jamesbond.com/40th-anniversary/007downloads/media/bi_iris_icon.gif

Raise the patch
indiana jones and the patch of doom
indiana jones and the raiders of the lost patch
indiana jones and the quest for the holy patch

[Oath]

Allow me to be one of the first to say....

What the fuck?!

[Jesterthegreat]

Allow me to be one of the first to say....

What the fuck?!


but not the first to think it...

i considered making a bunch of spam thread names to post on this thread but i cba...

[Dr Strange]

Allow me to be one of the first to say....

What the fuck?!

Every time server(s) go down, there's at least a half a dozen threads questioning a patch or not (less today cause they weren't down but an hour and at morning time for most servers).

And usually there's a few creative thread titles, there's always a token "omg patch?" thread, and most get merged (usually only if there IS an actual patch cause by then people are chomping at the bit for patch notes which requires a merged thread to gel all the traffic).

Plus I was bored *shrug* was in the middle of making some nice exp hunting and an hour of downtime for virtually no fix on our end (for terra and patch in general) Not to mention its funny (I am very easily amused)

[Dr Strange]

Xena: The Warrior Patch
The Patch-Files
The Nut Patcher
Frosty the Patch man
My Babies' Patch
Patching Private Ryan
The Incredible Patch
Freddy vs Patch
Patch vs Predator
Underpatch
Patch Wars I: A Phantom Patch
Patch Wars II: Attack of the Patches
Patch Wars III: Revenge of the Patch
Patch Wars IV: A Patch Hope
Patch Wars V: The Patch Strikes Back
Patch Wars VI: Return of the Patch
Saturday Night Patch
Patchface
Jeepers Patchers
A Patch on Elm Street
A Patch on Elm Street 2: Patchy's Revenge
A Patch on Elm Street 3: Dream Patches
A Patch on Elm Street 4: The Patch Master
A Patch on Elm Street 5: The Patch Child
A Patch on Elm Street 6: The Final Patch
A Patch on Elm Street 7: A New Patch

[StealthyAssassi]

The Chronicles Of Patch
Patch Black?

[LOST]

transformers : patches in disguise :rolleyes:

edit: the orginal 80's sexness not any of the other crap ............

[berty]

The Patchman
Thunderpatches (are go?)
Edward Patchhand
The little Patchmaid
The importance of being patchy
Gone with the Patch
The 59 patches
The patchinator
The last patch fighter
Patch Wars

[Supreme]

Triple Patch :lol:
Patch Black?

[Bugs Gunny]

Patching Private Ryan

I'm sure you mean Patching Ryan's Privates :-)

[sanityislost]

Ghost in the Patch


*gets bored*....

SiL ..:..

[netster]

patch(ed) in 60 seconds ?

[CMaster]

Xena: The Warrior Patch
Patch Wars IV: A Patch Hope


Sureley
"Patch Wars IV: A New Patch"
would be better?

[Seven]

T.V. Shows

Patch Trek
Lost in Patch
Land of the Patches
The six million dollar patch
The Brady Patch
Third patch from the sun
Patch Galactica
Fear Patches
Everybody loves patches
The odd patches
American patches
Spongebob PatchPants
60 Patches
The King of patches
The west patch
PatchGate


Movies:
A few good patches
Pretty Patch
Alien vs. Patches
Mad Patch
The patch warrior
G.I. Patch
Lord of the patches


Songs:
Take this patch and shove it
99 Red Patches
Red patch at night
????????????????? need to eat lunch now.. :D

And of course all of your favorite David Hasselhoff tunes. :p
http://www.davidhasselhoff.com/splash.html

[Hell-demon]

Has someone already done

Patch Adams :rolleyes:

28 Patches Later

erm....

Patch away instead of cast away

Patch in translation

[Serah Logan]

Patch Adams???

[Seven]

Patch Adams???


http://www.patchadams.com/media.html

[Obsidian X]

How to lose a patch in 10 days
Carlito's patch
Raging Patch
Donnie Patcho
:rolleyes:

[MkVenner]

Patch Fiction
P*A*T*C*H (M*A*S*H)

[Serah Logan]

Yeah..i know the movie...but my blind ass didn't see that you had posted it right above ...lol....

[dem0n]

what happened to "Patch #126"? consider me retro... but that worked for me. "28 patches later" = winnar.

[Xeno LARD]

Let the thread die, please.

[virgil caine]

Houston...we have a Patch problem

[Jesterthegreat]

Houston...we have a Patch


that actually fits in...

and yes... kill the thread (spam as hell)

[Dribble Joy]

It's a wonderful patch.
Gone with the Patch.
Super Patch Bros.
FF: The patches within.

[Jesterthegreat]

It's a wonderful patch.


false advertising in the case of NC though :p

[Super Mario]

Movies:

Honey i shrunk the patch
Honey i blew up the patch
look whos patching
look whos patching too
101 patches
102 patches
devils patch
tales of the patch
the outer patch
the patch king
the patch king 2 (patches pride)
hucuna ma patcha (check spelling)
patches 2 : The new patch
the little patch
patch in the city


Songs:

the final patchdown
lose my patch
i should be so patchy
addicted to patch
the power of patch

[Dr Strange]

that actually fits in...

and yes... kill the thread (spam as hell)

dude even you gotta admit this is funny as hell

[Jesterthegreat]

dude even you gotta admit this is funny as hell


meh... a few ones made me giggle :p

[Skusty]

Patch Fiction
P*A*T*C*H (M*A*S*H)
MAsh pwns!!! :D or as my mate says S*M*A*S*H! lol :p

[Spermy]

*Stabs*

DIE THREAD! DIIIEEEEE!

[Jesterthegreat]

H*A*S*H tbh

[LOST]

DIE THREAD! DIIIEEEEE!
its like the squiffy smell that just wont go away.

[Spermy]

its like the squiffy smell that just wont go away.

Well close ur frikking legs dude! :lol:

[Skusty]

The Patchiator :p

Patch Payne :p

Hitman Silent Patches :p

Hitman Codename Patch :D

Hitman Patchtracts :p

Patchcron :D

Rainbow patch :D

[Spermy]

er.

Neopatch?

[Dr Strange]

Back to the Patch
Biker Patchz
You Got Patched
Big Patch
Patch Resurrection
The Mighty Patchs
The Man Without a Patch
The Unpatchables
Silence of the Patches
Of Mice and Patches
A Patch of Their Own
Ernest Goes to Patch

[Cerbious]

sorry just read thread couldnt resist... dont forget there is a film called Patch Adams :P

[Dribble Joy]

You can't use a titla that is real.. that's the whole point.


Isn't it?

[Cerbious]

hey its late.. and that was my point.. i think... lemme alone :( :P