Lexxuk
25-12-04, 18:27
Thats Elves, not Elvis btw!
For many years now, the elves at the north pole have worked hard, making presents for all the children of the world, whilst Santa slept for 364 days, and only working a few hours on xmas day.
The list with all the boys and girls, which Santa checks to see who is naughty and who is nice, is actually complied by the elves using technology that has not been upgraded in centuries!
And who feeds the deer and takes them for runs through the year, the elves of course, they also make all the toys, wrap them nicely, stick on labels, load up the sledge for Santa to deliver, and what do they get in return, a ho ho ho from Mr Claus. Whilst Santa is out, drinking your port and eating your mincepies, the Elves are busy working to get everything prepared for next year, and who will get all the credit? Santa of course!
So now its time to stand up, for the elves of the world to unite against the tyrany that is.. Santa Claus!!
Who's with me!!!
For many years now, the elves at the north pole have worked hard, making presents for all the children of the world, whilst Santa slept for 364 days, and only working a few hours on xmas day.
The list with all the boys and girls, which Santa checks to see who is naughty and who is nice, is actually complied by the elves using technology that has not been upgraded in centuries!
And who feeds the deer and takes them for runs through the year, the elves of course, they also make all the toys, wrap them nicely, stick on labels, load up the sledge for Santa to deliver, and what do they get in return, a ho ho ho from Mr Claus. Whilst Santa is out, drinking your port and eating your mincepies, the Elves are busy working to get everything prepared for next year, and who will get all the credit? Santa of course!
So now its time to stand up, for the elves of the world to unite against the tyrany that is.. Santa Claus!!
Who's with me!!!