Lexxuk
21-12-04, 19:34
So, I go down town and mug some old granny, steal her credit card, then run off to Click2Pray to xfer my NC1 account over to NC2 (meh, as if they do security checks anyhow :p). All goes well, C2P setup was really easy and intuitive, no phone call or any of that malarky that apparently caused all sorts of problems, and i got the email from them..
Hello Mr OMFGYOUSEXYBITCH,
Your subscription Neocron2 Subscription - Neocron1 Upgrade has successfully started, and CLICK2PAY will automatically transfer the required payments from your CLICK2PAY account to 10tacel studios AG.
Thank you for paying with CLICK2PAY.
All your transactions with CLICK2PAY can be viewed and managed at http://www.click2pay.com
Regards,
Your CLICK2PAY service team.
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Hello Mr PLSHAVEMYCHILDRED,
We transferred the subscription fee GBP 11.79 from your CLICK2PAY account to 10tacel studios AG.
Thank you for paying with CLICK2PAY.
All your transactions with CLICK2PAY can be viewed and managed at http://www.click2pay.com
Regards,
Your CLICK2PAY service team
So meh, no problems there, obviously C2P is like everyone else and loves meh :D
So then I get to downloading the game (I know, should download THEN sign up, but meh, I'm a macho sadist, honest, ask my ex :p) and a few hours (for few read 4, like, 4 hours omg, you know how long that is? its about 4 hours!) later NC was downloaded and installed, then patches installed and downloaded and omg yes!
True, I did have forum posting rights then, and did post, but it got deleted :( and I also got to choose which chars to xfer over, which was nice, chose my Pluto Monk (2 accounts, had to choose between Pluto Monk with DS and Uranus PE that is uncapped, or Uranus Monk and Pluto PE that is capped, choose the former, and I miss my PE).
OK, so games installed, I choose Windowed mode (I know my firewall well) and stick in my username and new password (like HljhkgKAJG or something, meh, changed it back to Password, easy to remember :angel: ) and yay, start up screen with my two lovely chars, I decide to log onto.. my PE. Incidently called Lexxuk! Wow, its ME!
Start up in a crapy city admin apartment, which sucks, forgot to change my char over to BT or PP before the snapshop, more hard work for epics and stuff, and a really crap apartment to boot :(
Anyhow, there is my lovely little PE, with his sexy power armour and a pain easer strapped to his back as snug as a dildo in a rug. Quick check, and then lots of head scratching trying to find out how to look at my stats (OMFG N00B!!) and I finally got them, yay, all capped cept Con, my PP n Moveon destroyed :( And the only ammo I have being in the gun, like, yay, lets go into a anarchy zone with enough bullets to take down a flea, mommy! Of course was bitching about that on MSN to teh babe, but babe couldnt log in to come PK me so HAHA.
Look at my money and go W00T MORE THAN I HAD BEFORE!! thanks for that :D Rush out, find myself near err a buildin that I wont say so my apartment cant be camped by smelly people :p and rush into lots of places looking for bullets... cept all the places are gone, and during Beta I just couldnt be bothered :o So I run around into Plaza 1, get some bullets and feel better, even if I have no Moveon/PP so my chars kinda... crap
After a few /e sex and a "OMFG what you do to my sex emote :(" things went weird, you had a CM killing ppl and stuff and like, which was... fun?
So I log my PPU on, he's got his DS still so I'm like "OMFG YES!" and go to Plaza 1. Playing around I para someone, just for fun :)
Then some FA spy stealthed in and started killing greys.. Now to me thats really sad and pathetic, there is no skill in killing someone that can die to a sneeze, so a healing light spy killing them, thats just penis envy, and should be addressed, its really not right that a fully capped person can kill someone half their rank.
Of course, the FA spy kills the guy I para'd, and my SL hits -7, from about 64, didnt even notice tbh, but meh.
Then some tank dude, attacks me with a poison dev, like, oh bugger, char fresh out of transfer, belt not set up properly and no practice :( He got killed by others, ner ner, and I sent my PPU back to his apartment *coff* Allied killing Allied just coz they have bad S/L? That just really sucks, not sure they would enjoy the same treatment if they had neg s/l, but still, penis envy again.
So today, grab my PE, and set out to tag some GR's, get Outzone, Jerico, Red Rock, on the way, get attacked by dragonflies... hello, I'm like rank 92879876234/96123 and some grey mobs are trying to kill me O_o So, try to get my backpack back, only its in my backpack, meh. And set out and reach TH. Last time I was there, I was actually killing half of the people there, this time its a safe zone, so I stand somewhere, and log out.
So far, 1 FRE, and umm, a bit of lag, 1 synch, and a "ouch my fookin legs" not too bad I guess. So, anyone wanna gimme a PP and Moveon? :angel: SA would go down nice too :D Ohh and a FH2 pls :p
Hello Mr OMFGYOUSEXYBITCH,
Your subscription Neocron2 Subscription - Neocron1 Upgrade has successfully started, and CLICK2PAY will automatically transfer the required payments from your CLICK2PAY account to 10tacel studios AG.
Thank you for paying with CLICK2PAY.
All your transactions with CLICK2PAY can be viewed and managed at http://www.click2pay.com
Regards,
Your CLICK2PAY service team.
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Hello Mr PLSHAVEMYCHILDRED,
We transferred the subscription fee GBP 11.79 from your CLICK2PAY account to 10tacel studios AG.
Thank you for paying with CLICK2PAY.
All your transactions with CLICK2PAY can be viewed and managed at http://www.click2pay.com
Regards,
Your CLICK2PAY service team
So meh, no problems there, obviously C2P is like everyone else and loves meh :D
So then I get to downloading the game (I know, should download THEN sign up, but meh, I'm a macho sadist, honest, ask my ex :p) and a few hours (for few read 4, like, 4 hours omg, you know how long that is? its about 4 hours!) later NC was downloaded and installed, then patches installed and downloaded and omg yes!
True, I did have forum posting rights then, and did post, but it got deleted :( and I also got to choose which chars to xfer over, which was nice, chose my Pluto Monk (2 accounts, had to choose between Pluto Monk with DS and Uranus PE that is uncapped, or Uranus Monk and Pluto PE that is capped, choose the former, and I miss my PE).
OK, so games installed, I choose Windowed mode (I know my firewall well) and stick in my username and new password (like HljhkgKAJG or something, meh, changed it back to Password, easy to remember :angel: ) and yay, start up screen with my two lovely chars, I decide to log onto.. my PE. Incidently called Lexxuk! Wow, its ME!
Start up in a crapy city admin apartment, which sucks, forgot to change my char over to BT or PP before the snapshop, more hard work for epics and stuff, and a really crap apartment to boot :(
Anyhow, there is my lovely little PE, with his sexy power armour and a pain easer strapped to his back as snug as a dildo in a rug. Quick check, and then lots of head scratching trying to find out how to look at my stats (OMFG N00B!!) and I finally got them, yay, all capped cept Con, my PP n Moveon destroyed :( And the only ammo I have being in the gun, like, yay, lets go into a anarchy zone with enough bullets to take down a flea, mommy! Of course was bitching about that on MSN to teh babe, but babe couldnt log in to come PK me so HAHA.
Look at my money and go W00T MORE THAN I HAD BEFORE!! thanks for that :D Rush out, find myself near err a buildin that I wont say so my apartment cant be camped by smelly people :p and rush into lots of places looking for bullets... cept all the places are gone, and during Beta I just couldnt be bothered :o So I run around into Plaza 1, get some bullets and feel better, even if I have no Moveon/PP so my chars kinda... crap
After a few /e sex and a "OMFG what you do to my sex emote :(" things went weird, you had a CM killing ppl and stuff and like, which was... fun?
So I log my PPU on, he's got his DS still so I'm like "OMFG YES!" and go to Plaza 1. Playing around I para someone, just for fun :)
Then some FA spy stealthed in and started killing greys.. Now to me thats really sad and pathetic, there is no skill in killing someone that can die to a sneeze, so a healing light spy killing them, thats just penis envy, and should be addressed, its really not right that a fully capped person can kill someone half their rank.
Of course, the FA spy kills the guy I para'd, and my SL hits -7, from about 64, didnt even notice tbh, but meh.
Then some tank dude, attacks me with a poison dev, like, oh bugger, char fresh out of transfer, belt not set up properly and no practice :( He got killed by others, ner ner, and I sent my PPU back to his apartment *coff* Allied killing Allied just coz they have bad S/L? That just really sucks, not sure they would enjoy the same treatment if they had neg s/l, but still, penis envy again.
So today, grab my PE, and set out to tag some GR's, get Outzone, Jerico, Red Rock, on the way, get attacked by dragonflies... hello, I'm like rank 92879876234/96123 and some grey mobs are trying to kill me O_o So, try to get my backpack back, only its in my backpack, meh. And set out and reach TH. Last time I was there, I was actually killing half of the people there, this time its a safe zone, so I stand somewhere, and log out.
So far, 1 FRE, and umm, a bit of lag, 1 synch, and a "ouch my fookin legs" not too bad I guess. So, anyone wanna gimme a PP and Moveon? :angel: SA would go down nice too :D Ohh and a FH2 pls :p