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retr0n
21-12-04, 14:45
SEX !
Patch in 15 mins (14:00 GMT+1)

The sexyness....

Hope they sort implants out =)

mishkin
21-12-04, 14:47
I hope they fix everything. :D

Dribble Joy
21-12-04, 14:48
I hope they fix everything. :D
*spurts tea all over room*

Pfft!!! Hahahahahahhahahaha!!!

/edit
nearly 8 megs of patchyness though.

jnky
21-12-04, 14:49
Damn my work lunch hour is over in 10 mins wah Ill have to be sneaky to read the notes or wait till i get home :(

Social-Zero
21-12-04, 14:51
they better have worked on the crazy zone bugs too that are happening more and more

[VP]Orion
21-12-04, 14:58
Unfortunately this patch will prolly kill hacknet for all newbies since they said earlier they were gonna change falling down in hacknet into instant death. But they still said nothing about making the passages abit wider, changing mobs/people so they dont shove you down and such. Im afraid this will make all thats new to hacknet die over and over again from falling and then say, "to hell with it" and forget about hacknet..

Well, We'll see.

Social-Zero
21-12-04, 15:00
well we have been trying to see for years now and i'm still blind :D

retr0n
21-12-04, 15:05
Orion']Unfortunately this patch will prolly kill hacknet for all newbies since they said earlier they were gonna change falling down in hacknet into instant death. But they still said nothing about making the passages abit wider, changing mobs/people so they dont shove you down and such. Im afraid this will make all thats new to hacknet die over and over again from falling and then say, "to hell with it" and forget about hacknet..

Well, We'll see.


I've allready forgotten about it, my char is so damn fast in there it's not funny
at all, and as i zone in i get pushed down by some stupid ass mob, then i have
to reset... Or genrep from now on as it seems...

Hacknet what?........

mishkin
21-12-04, 15:06
There appears to be 2 patches at once... cp000123.pat, and cp000124.pat... can't find any notes as of yet though :rolleyes:

ROZZER187
21-12-04, 15:07
every time i take a day off work to whore nc they make a patch and the server goes offline :lol:

hope the patch is worth waiting for, maybe the allied killing wont be as bad now that you gotta get poked if you die lol

Kierz
21-12-04, 15:07
Gimme the patch notes then I can go to bed :x

Spermy
21-12-04, 15:08
every time i take a day off work to whore nc they make a patch and the server goes offline :lol:

hope the patch is worth waiting for, maybe the allied killing wont be as bad now that you gotta get poked if you die lol

OH PLEASE GOD NO!

I JUST TOOK MY SPY'S FRIKKIN LE OUT!!!

Btw - if it is - I invite all and sundry to take a potshot -

You can find me under the name - Pennance :D

ROZZER187
21-12-04, 15:08
OH PLEASE GOD NO!

I JUST TOOK MY SPY'S FRIKKIN LE OUT!!!


your mine ;p

Spermy
21-12-04, 15:11
your mine ;p

Just to warn you - he's a bit of a bleeder. Bring towels.

ROZZER187
21-12-04, 15:13
Just to warn you - he's a bit of a bleeder. Bring towels.


so is my pistol user, lommed my sniper to pistols other day, haven't sorted his new con setup yet,

Kierz
21-12-04, 15:15
Thread Open.

Please use untill official patch notes thread is posted.

K

Morganth
21-12-04, 15:19
Well, I bet #123 is the conent patch, and #124 is a patch for something they fuxxed up. :lol:

Oh well, nice to see the patch anyway.

Kierz
21-12-04, 15:23
Well, I bet #123 is the conent patch, and #124 is a patch for something they fuxxed up. :lol:

Oh well, nice to see the patch anyway.
Yup #124 will be for the exploit they had to delay the patch for..

wombat74
21-12-04, 15:26
Mmmmm IMP drop...

I'M BACK IN BUSINESS BABY, WOO! :lol:

Morganth
21-12-04, 15:27
Yup #124 will be for the exploit they had to delay the patch for..

What I find funny is that KK can claim to fix an exploit, but seeing as they aren't allowed to release what exploit (in case someone finds a way to use it again) we will never know if it was a real exploit.

Patch notes could read:
-Fixed Superman Flying PA Exploit
-Fixed Papa Smurf Doggy Style Exploit

And no one would know what exploit it was, but KK could claim its been fixed.

[By the way, I hope the above 2 exploits aren't fixed, as they were very popular amongst the old PAIN members :lol: ]

Spermy
21-12-04, 15:28
What I find funny is that KK can claim to fix an exploit, but seeing as they aren't allowed to release what exploit (in case someone finds a way to use it again) we will never know if it was a real exploit.

Patch notes could read:
-Fixed Superman Flying PA Exploit
-Fixed Papa Smurf Doggy Style Exploit

And no one would know what exploit it was, but KK could claim its been fixed.

[By the way, I hope the above 2 exploits aren't fixed, as they were very popular amongst the old PAIN members :lol: ]


*fixed morganth type exploit*

:P

Kierz
21-12-04, 15:31
Don't give them ideas, we'll have page long patch notes of made up exploit fixes to make them look like they're working harder ;D

Morganth
21-12-04, 15:32
Don't give them ideas, we'll have page long patch notes of made up exploit fixes to make them look like they're working harder ;D

:lol:


*fixed morganth type exploit*

:P

What did you change? o_O

wombat74
21-12-04, 15:34
Don't give them ideas, we'll have page long patch notes of made up exploit fixes to make them look like they're working harder ;D

* Fixed Low Paypacket Exploit
* Fixed Annoying Forum Member Exploit
* Fixed Bayern Munchen EUFA Result Exploit
* Fixed Exploitive Exploit

Spermy
21-12-04, 15:35
:lol:



What did you change? o_O


DAMMIT! He's still typing!!!!

I SAID THAT EXPLOIT WAS FIXED!!!!

*onoes hotfix/rollback etc etc etc*

Kuya
21-12-04, 15:35
how long is the patching gonna take?

Kierz
21-12-04, 15:36
Can't we see the patchnotes _while_ we wait for the patch.. I wanna get some sleep (yes it is 1337pm)

Matthew.v.smith
21-12-04, 15:36
Is this more than just a Hacknet patch? because that's what it look's like in the Hacknet Theme forum :confused:

I'm starting to sound like a broken record but "sigh" Outfitters.

Matty.

And P.S) Looking good is all that matters right? ;)

KaZz
21-12-04, 15:37
Mmmmm IMP drop...

I'M BACK IN BUSINESS BABY, WOO! :lol:

Lol, now I can't die pointlessly like I usually do :P

Morganth
21-12-04, 15:38
DAMMIT! He's still typing!!!!

I SAID THAT EXPLOIT WAS FIXED!!!!

*onoes hotfix/rollback etc etc etc*

You should know by now, anyone from PAIN exploits something or another :rolleyes:

Spermy
21-12-04, 15:39
Lol, now I can't die pointlessly like I usually do :P

Hey! it's never pointless. Remember - everytime you die - you entertain someone on the other side of the internet.

Remember people - spread the joy :) Die! and die often!

*/set kill_self 1*

:D

Kierz
21-12-04, 15:40
Lol, now I can't die pointlessly like I usually do :P
o_O I never knew dropping implants was a good reason to die :D

Kierz
21-12-04, 15:43
Hey! it's never pointless. Remember - everytime you die - you entertain someone on the other side of the internet.

Remember people - spread the joy :) Die! and die often!

*/set kill_self 1*

:D
Remove all inv and buy a milky ren then /set kill_self 1 in TH by the GR's then watch all the hackers run over to steal your belt :))

wombat74
21-12-04, 15:43
Lol, now I can't die pointlessly like I usually do :P

Now you'll actually have a reason to drag me along on your little hunting trips :)

KaZz
21-12-04, 15:43
No, dropping implants is a good reason NOT to die :P
I don't wanna damage my DS, hehe.

Spermy
21-12-04, 15:44
Remove all inv and buy a milky ren then /set kill_self 1 in TH by the GR's then watch all the hackers run over to steal your belt :))

Even better - I'm rolling a noob today and killing him for tags to leave in belts - Like

"have a nice day"

or

"dude! where's my gear!"

Kierz
21-12-04, 15:45
No, dropping implants is a good reason NOT to die :P
I don't wanna damage my DS, hehe.
I'll damage it for you if you want.. :angel:

giga191
21-12-04, 15:45
hope they don't make imps drop coz i was having fun fighting those beggers in old tsu HQ :lol:

KaZz
21-12-04, 15:45
Now you'll actually have a reason to drag me along on your little hunting trips :)

*searches google for an image of a leech* :D

Kierz
21-12-04, 15:47
Even better - I'm rolling a noob today and killing him for tags to leave in belts - Like

"have a nice day"

or

"dude! where's my gear!"
Ooh, what's ya name on the server think I might start collecting them off ya :lol:

I did try tipping people with my dog tags for a while :):)

mishkin
21-12-04, 15:47
Even better - I'm rolling a noob today and killing him for tags to leave in belts - Like

"have a nice day"

or

"dude! where's my gear!"

Haha, class :lol:

KaZz
21-12-04, 15:47
Bring on the 150 rats!

wombat74
21-12-04, 15:49
Bring on the 150 rats!

Ratza's Finest. (OK, it's late and that pun was proof it's time for bed)

KaZz
21-12-04, 15:50
no bed till patch!

Kierz
21-12-04, 15:50
Bring on the 150 rats!
OMG ph33r t3h rat cave 150/150 rat :eek:

(this is Kraxicz/Kraz0r btw :):))

KaZz
21-12-04, 15:51
It's the rat cave!
lol 100nc if you guess who this is ;)

Dr Strange
21-12-04, 15:52
post the god damn patch notes already ;\

retr0n
21-12-04, 15:52
post the god damn patch notes already ;\

Agreed.

Kierz
21-12-04, 15:52
It's the rat cave!
lol 100nc if you guess who this is ;)

I'll DM you in game for it when I'm back from sleeping (gimme the patch notes plzzz KK :()

Don't ask why I typed bat cave, I did mean rat honest.. long night not putting much effort into my posts ;)

Morganth
21-12-04, 15:53
Agreed.

Ditto

mishkin
21-12-04, 15:57
Are we there yet?

Kierz
21-12-04, 16:00
Nice to know I'm not the only one with nothing better to do than reply to threads here ;D

That and laughing at gush + Spy Hard fight over who gets the first holy para in irc ;)

Dr Strange
21-12-04, 16:08
post the god damn patch notes already ;\

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StealthyAssassi
21-12-04, 16:08
Im playing now, but I still dont see the patchnotes, and I wont try /set kill_self to see if Implant Drop is enabled.

KaZz
21-12-04, 16:13
There's an IRC chan and I wasn't informed?

MISS WHIP
21-12-04, 16:14
I read somewhere in order to compensate all the pokers who have had no income over the last 3 weeks that for the NEXT 3 WEEKS all your implants will fall out when you die
....somewhere in the patch notes fine print at the bottom left corner....

DigestiveBiscui
21-12-04, 16:17
they wont post the patch notes until they have removed a few of the things they patched from it - so u find them at a later date and get really pissed off :)

it always haoppens :p

Dribble Joy
21-12-04, 16:19
There's an IRC chan and I wasn't informed?
There's no official IRC channel, but there is #neocron on irc.enterthegame.com (I think).

Bugs Gunny
21-12-04, 16:32
patchnotes: INVASION OF THE MILKY RENS !!!!

I wonder how much "slightly adjusted" means on the ion crossbow.

retr0n
21-12-04, 16:35
patchnotes: INVASION OF THE MILKY RENS !!!!

I wonder how much "slightly adjusted" means on the ion crossbow.


50%





And here are some more characters, so i can post....

Social-Zero
21-12-04, 16:39
nothing about the imps poppin out?

Dribble Joy
21-12-04, 17:02
50%
Going by what people have said, about 9% reduction. Not enough.

retr0n
21-12-04, 17:08
Going by what people have said, about 9% reduction. Not enough.


I dont mind the dmg so much as the gfx bug especially coupled up with the
netcode bugs that together cause you to just loose 75% of your health in
one hit, without even seeing where it came from.... Or just cause you to drop.