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Spermy
03-12-04, 12:45
Oki - I went oyut on the piss for the first night in a LOOOONG time last night to celebrate the fact that I have my student loan and my compen cheque is just around the corner (Wewt).

I drank too much.

I wake up, I'm hungry - but my belly - it cries

"no missuer! do not punish me!"

So, I have reached a brick wall. I'm Hungry. If I have solid food, I'll gaurantee It will be seen again in seconds. I need FOOD!

So I'm asking - What can I have in liquid form that is:

Nummy Nummy Tasty
Not going to make me vomit
Isn't fish related in any way
Isn't soup
Isn't Guiness
Isn't going to kill me

I'm hungry. Fire away.

Siygess
03-12-04, 12:58
Toast, man! Toast!

Bugs Gunny
03-12-04, 12:59
Toast, a little bit of orange juice and replenish your water depraved brain with pure water.

Xian
03-12-04, 13:06
Toast is good, warm lemonade normally stays down too.

I still suggest an Irish Coffee.

Spermy
03-12-04, 13:08
Toast is solid.

SOLID!

*triple homicide*

*and then a vomit*

Dribble Joy
03-12-04, 13:08
More beer.

Failing that a fat juicy fry up... cooked with animal fat.

sanityislost
03-12-04, 13:13
Cookies and some of those chicken tikka rolls from morrisons, its my hangover cure :p

SiL ..:..

Spermy
03-12-04, 13:36
Cookies and some of those chicken tikka rolls from morrisons, its my hangover cure :p

SiL ..:..

what are these rolls of which you speak?

Dribble Joy
03-12-04, 13:37
what are these rolls of which you speak?
Yank food in all likelyness, stay well away young Brit.

Spermy
03-12-04, 13:39
Yank food in all likelyness, stay well away young Brit.

You know what I do fancy now? ( after I bit the bullet and went fir a fry up.)

I fancy a Pizza hut buffet. Plate full of that pasta stuff.

SeEEeEEeeeEex

LOST
03-12-04, 13:44
fry up in one pan cooked in lard > all other food.

be carefull with your loan matey....i ended my second year living off the 30 quid in my wallet for 2 months. wasnt a happy time :(
funny to think about now though, lol.

Spermy
03-12-04, 13:47
fry up in one pan cooked in lard > all other food.

be carefull with your loan matey....i ended my second year living off the 30 quid in my wallet for 2 months. wasnt a happy time :(
funny to think about now though, lol.

Aye. Pasta and rice for the majority of last year.

Gravy+Pasta > all.

Having got home I was like - real food.

WHICH END OF THE KITCHEN DO I START AT!?

Capt. Rik
03-12-04, 14:18
Red Bull!!

or get a litre bottle of the cheap alternative from Tesco's

Polar
03-12-04, 14:26
first off all drink a lot of water, to get back the water u lost... then yous should try toast

athon
03-12-04, 15:06
.

<--- that's a hangover cure apparently (haevn't tried it myself as I don't drink).


Athon Solo :D

naimex
03-12-04, 15:17
they´re right you know...

theres nothing better to eat when you have a hangover than toast...

Xeno LARD
03-12-04, 15:39
I don't normally get hungover (Lucky!). But to cure this is what I normally do. Sleep - alot. Then go for a nice long walk.. past a bakery where you buy something that's warm a sausage roll or sometihng.

This has the bonus of, if you are sick you don't have to clear it up! :D

Spermy
03-12-04, 15:41
I don't normally get hungover (Lucky!). But to cure this is what I normally do. Sleep - alot. Then go for a nice long walk.. past a bakery where you buy something that's warm a sausage roll or sometihng.

This has the bonus of, if you are sick you don't have to clear it up! :D

Hehe - fresh air sounds good. Unfortunately - walking is not going to happen for about a week. Packed rock club. Metal night, you do the math, even if I wasn't on the floor it was just a mass of bodies bouncing around.

I have bruises In places I never knew I had...

sanityislost
03-12-04, 15:55
what are these rolls of which you speak?


Ummm bread sorta things with chicken tikka in it, they rock ^^
and dont think they are yank food since im in scotland lol

SiL ..:..

Siygess
03-12-04, 15:59
They sound suspiciously like something that Ginsters would make, and Ginsters products DEFINATELY do not fall in to the category of:


Isn't going to kill me

nor the category of:


Nummy Nummy Tasty :D

Dribble Joy
03-12-04, 16:43
Red Bull!!

or get a litre bottle of the cheap alternative from Tesco's
Kick is.. interesting..
My mate back in halls used to mix up bottles of Kick and vodka, would drink litres of the stuff.
Aisian guy with a thick Yorkshire accent (we would allways try to get him to say 'Oh no the snow's closed the road and I've got to go home', cruel bastards we are), and VERY VERY camp, funny chap.

Anyway,

and dont think they are yank food since im in scotland lol

You said cookies, not biscuits, so I therefore assumed you to be a yanklander.

Ginster's pasties are yummy, not recommended for hangovers though.

I had to live off tiny amounts of money for a while when the bank wouldn't increase my over draught and I had over a month untill my next loan check.
Was eating microwaved Tesco value fish fingers and value bread for weeks.

LOST
03-12-04, 18:21
pork farms > ginsters *lol, remembers the free goodies from freshers week - when in fact in 3rd year.

goto asda "blue charge" is the equivalent, much cheaper and just as tastey.
but dangerous...a friend used to have like 4 cans of redbull or solstis a day...the trace amphetamines took its toll on him :( . be careful boys and girls.

as for real hangover cures....plenty of water (not tea or coffee - dieretics) to hydrate your brain...and bread can expand in your stomach and make you feel full so.....dont do anything....just lie there feeling bad :lol: makes you feel alive.

(eXo) Opaleye
03-12-04, 20:07
Simple stuff:

Toast with jam = yummy

Coffee

Lots of water till next meal

ps. I never get hangovers :p...

sanityislost
03-12-04, 22:12
You said cookies, not biscuits, so I therefore assumed you to be a yanklander.



Lol thats true, just like the word cookie more than biscuits :p

SiL ..:..

steweygrrr
03-12-04, 22:42
OK, the hangovers(ish....I didn't get one and I drank more :D) are gone....now theres the post moshpit 'I think I broke my body' pain......any cures for that?


Also, I have noticed that moshpit injury pain is proportional to the amount of sleep you have. I had like 5 hours and woke up with sore legs, thats it. Fell asleep on the couch for an hour or two this afternoon and woke up with what feels like bloody broken ribs. So a word of advice for those that like moshpits:

If you value your ability to do stuff the day after having being in a moshpit......

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE FALL ASLEEP!

Jesterthegreat
03-12-04, 23:30
Red Bull!!

or get a litre bottle of the cheap alternative from Tesco's


god yes...

i live on the stuff

Xeno LARD
03-12-04, 23:43
Simple stuff:

Toast with jam = yummy

Coffee

Lots of water till next meal

ps. I never get hangovers :p...

Funny thing is, I went and got some toast and jam after reading this.

Spermy
03-12-04, 23:56
Bleh - Never usually get hangovers. Meh... Feel better now. Need booze :)