Humor, character types

[CarniFlex]

These character types (http://www.anarchyarcanum.com/humor_playertypes.html) I found surfing the net for fun... and other games... but still its probably old and half of you already seen it, but for those who havent enjoy! :)

oh and feel free to choose what kind of character type you are and post it here so we others can be wary of you hardcore 1337 pvp'ers :p

[Jesterthegreat]

Whiner Wayne

Wayne is one of the more annoying types there is. Wayne will complain loud and often about the bugs in the game, even if he has to make them up before complaining about them. He might start off whining about one thing only to end up in a totally different discussion ending up whining at something else instead. Favourite subjects are Fixers in GA, Queen Blade Enforcers and the fact that he cant cast all his nanos at level 14. And whats with this mission thing anyway?! Impossible to solo bosses 50 levels above you!

Facts isn't something Wayne deals with on a daily basis. Most facts are boring anyway and its more fun to think up imaginary bugs and design flaws and complain about those instead. If there is nothing to complain about - he will complain about that intead.

Wayne thankfully enough doesnt last long. He will troll the boards for about a month before he realizes noone is willing to listen to him. Wayne then goes into the game to tell all his friends why he is going to quit it, and then complain about where the Cancel button is. oh look... its the NC community! we get our own special class!


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Blitzer Bert

Bert has an affinity for blitzing. It doesnt matter what the blitzing is FOR, as long as Bert gets to blitz it. NCU, belts, chocolate muffins, cluster. Whatever it is, Bert can blitz it and will.

Bert has a runspeed of 5000 which makes turning a bit hard at times, but on the other hand it only takes him 2 seconds to blitz a mission. Blitzing the mission is Berts main goal since he since long forgot about getting that Grid Armor MKIV he saw on the tradeboard. Blitzing is its own reward and with over 6 billion credits to his name, Bert will blitz anything anywhere as long as he can do it quickly.

Bert once accidently blitzed into Rimor from Atlantean when he was on a speed-trip but he seized the moment and blitzed a couple of tradeskill items and went back to Atlantean to sell them in the shop.

Blitzer Bert is often mistaken for a graphical glitch where he spurts since his runspeed makes him look more like a blue streak rather than a fixer in grid armor. Or, in rare occassions, you can find bits and pieces of Bert lying in Perpetual Wastelands because he accidently blitzed into a mountain, exploded on impact and made a crater the size of Birmingham there. is me... i love fast chars from pistol spies to no-PA tanks with much ath/agl